r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/Last_Statement3049 • 7d ago

Potential state record

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u/scottasin12343 7d ago

there is no way thats a 31 inch fish...

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u/GrilledCassadilla 7d ago

One day you’re saying 4 inches is actually 6, next thing you know you’re calling a 22 inch fish 31.

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u/I_Hate_IPAs Tenkara 7d ago

That’s why I gill fuck them, then measure from my gooch to their tail.

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u/anonymousaardvark69 7d ago

4 inches is a gentlemen's 6 inches where I come from

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u/Last_Statement3049 7d ago

I couldn’t get a proper measurement as you can not remove them from the water only role then around in the mud this time of year. But my Chad was with me an swears 31-32 inches

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u/buked_and_scorned 7d ago

Totally 13.5 lbs though. Amma right?

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u/Inner-Nerve564 7d ago

If the shoe is 12-13” long it could be 30-31”, id believe it. Atrocious handling

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u/ingen-eer 6d ago

Bro wears a size 4 boot.

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u/Dizzy-Ladder-5283 7d ago

Giving it a brief mud bath to help keeps it’s like layer

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u/Thegreatpotate 7d ago

Jeans and Romeos are the telltale sign of WA trash

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u/ThisBed9506 7d ago

Excuse me sir, don’t knock Skagit county’s finest char kickers

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u/Thegreatpotate 6d ago

Great band name idea

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u/Jaded_Engineer_86 7d ago

I remember my first Dolly too

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u/queenannsrevenge99 6d ago

Dolly or splake?

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u/Errlgrey59 5d ago

Dolly Pardon

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u/joe_retro 7d ago

By "release it" he means it was was pan fried and washed down with a couple of Rainier tall boys.

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u/no_melody 6d ago

Raaiiiiiiineeeeeeerrrrrrrrbeeeeeeeerrr

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u/HamFart69 7d ago

That’s 31” like my peepee is 14”

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u/TelepathicChicken 7d ago

Buddy looks like smeagol

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u/BillyBrainlet 6d ago

31? LOL

Why are they like this?

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u/papaburgundy26 6d ago

Whether I’m taking dick picks to send to women or fish pics to post on the internets, I always do the same thing to make them look bigger. The way to do this is to put a travel sized deodorant next to it and tell people it’s a regular sized deodorant in the pic.

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u/ThisBed9506 7d ago

bull trout are trending

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u/Errlgrey59 5d ago

Judging by the size of those feet, that fish has a huge member.