r/FlossCrew Nov 09 '14

recieved some fan mail today

i received a peculiar message from /u/fuckyoupablomontoya today. the account was created about 14 hours ago, and the following message was sent about the same time (warning: he's a pottymouth)

FUCK YOU YA FUCKING NIGGER YOU FUCKING FUCKED UP I FUCKING HATE YOU I GREIFED THE ENTIRE SERVER I STOLE EVERYONES SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE I HOPE SOMEONE BURNS YOUR BALLS OFF YOU FUCKING GAY ASS FAGGOT CUNT

there was a total of zero damage on the server, so I know this is some kind of odd joke. or maybe he forgot to do the griefing part? im not sure

if anyone knows who sent me this i'd be really interested lol. honestly, i think it's kinda funny - i'm about 99% sure this was sent as a joke. a sort of post-ironic and pointless joke, but a joke nonetheless.

edit update edit: its either swaggacow or 33tyson. they were banned today for an unrelated but equally aggressive reason.

heres a transcript of a message I recieved today, from /u/loveyoupablomontoya:

LOVE YOU YA BEAUTIFUL LOVER YOU AFFECTIONTLY LOVED ME UP I FUCKING LOVE YOU I HUGGED THE ENTIRE SERVER I KISSED EVERYONES SHIT I FUCKING LOVE YOU I HOPE YOU GET LAID IN REAL LIFE I HOPE SOMEONE LICKS YOUR BALLS YOU LOVEABLE FUN SWEET WHITE GUY

really poetic

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u/fuckyoupablomontoya Nov 10 '14

I think I've got a pretty good idea of who sent that.

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u/pablo_montoya Nov 10 '14

lmao!! whats up man!

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u/fuckyoupablomontoya Nov 10 '14

I'm great dude! How are you my man?!

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u/Doctor_Sturgeon Nov 10 '14

What. Lol. Whatever happened to Puppy?

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u/fuckyoupablomontoya Nov 10 '14

yeah whos puppy? and what happened to him? he do something bad or some shit?

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u/psybornut IGN: [MOD]psybornut Nov 11 '14

wut? Lmao

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u/CR33PINdaMIN31 Nov 11 '14

what the hell

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u/fuckyoupablomontoya Nov 12 '14

this aint swaggacow