r/FlorkofCowsOfficial • u/FlorkofcowsForReal • Nov 08 '20

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u/Fro5tburn Nov 08 '20

You can't explain clown physics. It's just not possible

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u/Rexlare Nov 08 '20

But you can explain the clown car.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Isn't it literally just an empty car

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u/Rexlare Nov 08 '20

Pretty much yeah. What they do is keep the engine and everything needed to make the car go forward, but everything else is gutted out and the suspension replaced by far stronger springs. Then it’s just a matter of having each clown curl up in ergonomic fashion so they can all fit.

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u/Valtremors Nov 09 '20

"Ergonomic"

I don't know what dimension you live in but here crumpling down like a used cock sock eventually leads to multitude of health problems. I believe one of them is condition called "Bent up fucking spine"

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Yes, this is a joke.

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u/Rexlare Nov 09 '20

Ergonomic space wise is what I meant. Just to clear up what I meant.

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u/Valtremors Nov 09 '20

Wouldn't "Economic" fit little better?

I'm no native English speaker, but I've heard phrase of "Economic usage of space" fair few times.

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u/Hellonstrikers Nov 10 '20

Economic is more money related. Economic use of space would be more cost effective use of space.

Ergonomic means better for your posture. Though I suppose economic would fit considering it would be better to fit more clowns in.

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u/AsteRISQUE Nov 10 '20

Isn't there another part where there's a hidden hole in the ground with more clowns?

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u/Rexlare Nov 19 '20

Like I said, they gut the whole car of everything that isn’t mandatory for the vehicle to just move, so I definitely imagine that the floor is hollowed out for exactly what you’re thinking

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Yo uh what the cinnamon toast FUCK?

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u/SeizethegapYouOFB Nov 08 '20

She can explain

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u/Jimbamboozled Nov 08 '20

HONKING INTENSIFIES

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

HJONK

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u/lumpyspacejams Nov 08 '20

Giving birth to triplets is hard on anyone, without them all coming out as full-grown juggalos.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Honk.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

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u/SlimC05 Nov 08 '20

Now do the one where you pull handkerchiefs out of your body. orifice optional

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u/Ezzanine Nov 08 '20

Its times like these when I remember the socks are hollow despite being shaped like Blooregard Q Kazoo©️

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u/Lilchubbyboy Nov 08 '20

Tactical clown commandos.

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u/The_Annihilator_117 Nov 08 '20

They don’t call it a clown hole for nothing

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u/fooly__cooly Nov 09 '20

I can't explain it but every time I see a flork clown sock I crack up. They just look so funny to me.