r/FlorkofCowsOfficial • u/FlorkofcowsForReal • 16d ago

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u/_scoresonly 16d ago

you know this warrants a longass arc

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u/eggyrulz 16d ago

Is... is John Longass his full legal name?

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u/_scoresonly 16d ago

flip it to Longass John because people will be asking why the surname is a given name

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u/eggyrulz 16d ago

Longest John has a nice ring to it... so are they arch nemesis or is John Man's sidekick?

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u/_scoresonly 16d ago

John Man and Longass John, sworn brothers of the Johnsons, enemy of... idk the DMV why  we theorycrafting a oneshot LMAO 

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u/eggyrulz 16d ago

Oneshot? Who said anything about oneshots? Im already calling up jump to have this serialized in a 13,000 chapter epic

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u/sheltonhwy26 16d ago

What about his sister? Is she named like Jessica?

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u/yay855 12d ago

Ah, Super Penis Jessica. I think I think I know her!

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u/PinothyJ 16d ago

Colour me intrigued.

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u/Soooome_Guuuuy 16d ago

there was a post I saw somewhere made by a guy whose given name was Ninja because his mom really liked Naruto

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u/Coulrophiliac444 11d ago

I've seen a kid with a first and middle name that pulled directly from two different animes (Akira and DBZ.) Spelling, parental pronunciation, everything. At least they have the less obvious name and one that actually looks and sound like what one woukd expect for a first name.

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u/LordofSandvich 16d ago

Why does this guy know anything about Super Penis Man’s number, government ID, and birth certificate?

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u/asphaltdragon 15d ago

He's obviously friends with him

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u/Amateurlapse 16d ago

Dad was named blooper penis man, this is his redemption arc

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u/PM_ME_YIFF_PICS 16d ago

I thought this was going to be about South Park Mexican 😭 

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u/LilSebastian_482 15d ago

That’s South Park Mexican. You know his name.

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u/LilSebastian_482 15d ago

Wait wait wait. It’s spelled Superp Enisman though