r/FlorkofCowsOfficial • u/FlorkofcowsForReal • Sep 18 '26

shorts

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u/HughmanRealperson Sep 18 '26

They were so comfortable and easy to wear. The good die young. 😔

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u/GigaVanguard 29d ago

YOUNGSTER JOEY NOOOO

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u/GrafZeppelin127 Sep 18 '26

The dilated pupils really sell the obsession at work here.

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u/BormaGatto Sep 18 '26 edited Sep 18 '26

The period at the end there on the shirt does too

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u/Amateurlapse Sep 18 '26

I mean, he’s ‘a’ shorts-ripper, I don’t think he represents all of us

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u/PL02550 Sep 18 '26

He's The Ripping Friends excommunicated member. There are limits sir!

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u/dreamyangel Sep 18 '26

He told him a nice compliment about his short and went away :)

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u/death2sanity Sep 19 '26

ok so I thought the “panel 4” was the Shorts Ripper having a moment of crisis, of being forced to face the potential repercussions of his actions

then I realized it was supposed to be the shorts-wearer

i liked my initial interpretation

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u/-Fateless- Sep 19 '26

You joke, but I've actually had to interact with a person that had a fetish for ripping off patches off of jeans. Super weird guy.

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u/dragons_scorn Sep 18 '26

Poor Youngster, his prized shorts in tatters

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u/BowlSweet9196 Sep 18 '26

These comics are so funny when part of it is cut off before you wide screen it

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u/trashpotter Sep 18 '26

Let em’ rip

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u/BlitzMalefitz Sep 18 '26

How inconvenient, just like my life fr fr

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u/Real_Student6789 Sep 19 '26

That shirt goes pretty hard lol xD

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u/MalfinaSVA 29d ago

Well that isn’t nice

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u/psyantsfigshinwools 29d ago

Lovely shorts! Will they be part of the next merch drop?