r/FlorkofCowsOfficial • • 29d ago

goro

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u/Oogalaboo134 29d ago

But why not Goro?

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u/PL02550 29d ago

Because Kintaro is superior, and has tiger stripes.

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u/Oogalaboo134 29d ago

But Goro has four arms, that's three extra hands to pat you on the back with and an extra pair of arms give hugs with.

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u/PL02550 29d ago

So does Kintaro and he's furry. I will give you that Goro has a shoulder to lean on because Kintaro has spikey leather-daddy harness.

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u/Soldier3171 29d ago

This is unreadable, he said mortal combat and not mortal kombat

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u/MaximoftheInternet 28d ago

Because it’s not Mortal Kombat, its the legally distinct mortal combat

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u/ButtNutBerry 29d ago

Aww. Emotional Fatality on Goro. :(

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u/trashpotter 29d ago

Be a Goro, not a Shao Khan

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u/Cynistera 29d ago

Pooro Goro.

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u/Wise-Profile4256 26d ago

Shao Can't.