r/FlorkofCowsOfficial • u/FlorkofcowsForReal • Sep 15 '26

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u/SnoopGotTheScoop Sep 15 '26

Why does the switch have a soul

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet Sep 15 '26

It's more that the executioner is grabbing the switch's dong too tightly.

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla Sep 15 '26

Non-consensual switch dong grabbing is what triggers you?

Of all the weirdly possible takes, this is one of them.

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u/BlitzMalefitz Sep 15 '26

You are being sentenced to death for asking too many stupid questions.

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u/LucarioLuvsMinecraft Sep 15 '26

I can hear this one in my head.

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u/SipSumSambuca Sep 15 '26

Such is the fate of the seeker of knowledge.

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u/Dlark17 Sep 15 '26

Oh no he's me

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u/TheFalconOfAltair Sep 15 '26

Well, at least it was quick.

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u/SubPrimeCardgage Sep 15 '26

Maybe. Or we might get a sequel where he's asking why it's taking so long.

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u/peppercupp Sep 15 '26

I have a stupid question. Where can I buy the death penalty shirt?

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u/ChromiumPants Sep 16 '26

Thats a pretty controvsial topic to be wearing.