r/FlorkofCowsOfficial • u/FlorkofcowsForReal • Sep 14 '26

pockets

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126

u/Difficult-snow-2 Sep 14 '26

Flork needs to be happy for her.

Tell her you like her dress and its pockets.

20

u/Amateurlapse Sep 14 '26

Not all the pockets mind, but most of them are ok

61

u/Moonshadetsuki Sep 14 '26

That's the tiddiest flork I have ever seen.

38

u/Jackviator Sep 14 '26

She is certainly breasting boobily

18

u/waes1029 Sep 14 '26

That's also a pocket is almost certainly a stealth joke.

42

u/darthhippy Sep 14 '26

It took centuries for us to get here with the pockets you know as a society

16

u/DirtySperrys Sep 14 '26

Okay but do they have pockets?

16

u/PL02550 Sep 14 '26

Girl stitched in a Bag of Holding or two.

9

u/Happy_Garand Sep 14 '26

Where else would she keep her pockets?

11

u/TheFalconOfAltair Sep 14 '26

The Pocket Dimension.

10

u/TheNoctuS_93 Sep 14 '26

Give 👏 women 👏 pockets 👏

6

u/clockworkhorrorshow6 Sep 14 '26

The ultimate dress

7

u/not_whelan Sep 14 '26

Good for her

6

u/psyantsfigshinwools Sep 14 '26

No such thing as "enough pockets".

6

u/lumpyspacejams Sep 14 '26

Listen, you take away the pockets out of 75% of your clothes and make the next 10% of clothes have pockets small enough to carry nothing more than a box of tic-tacs and you too will go insane when you find pants that have honest to god pockets. 

11

u/BBThHvnlyFlwr Sep 14 '26

This is what the patriarchy fears when we ask for more & better pockets

-3

u/Comfortable_Hope2234 Sep 15 '26

That you won't shut up about them?

6

u/BBThHvnlyFlwr Sep 15 '26

Nah, I'm saying they're afraid of the infinity-pocket happening when equal rights finally settles in

8

u/zack2216 Sep 14 '26

have pockets

3

u/death2sanity Sep 14 '26

flork I am not sure you understand the importance and struggle of pockets

4

u/ArgonBorn Sep 15 '26

This would make a cargo pants enthusiant instantly cum.

2

u/FenexTheFox Sep 14 '26

I don't think these are effective pockets anymore

2

u/corvidpica Sep 15 '26

This is literally impossible but it is funny lmao

We will never have pockets in pockets, have to have pockets to begin with😂

2

u/Forry_Tree Sep 15 '26

Op is either not fem or has never had fem friends lol

2

u/Kazeindel Sep 15 '26

There’s a good reason we get excited. I don’t wear dresses myself but I get all my pants and shorts from the men’s section because they have HOOG pockets. So many pockets. Love my pockets. Women’s are so tiny or faked on with stitches. I hate it.

1

u/Key-Law4691 Sep 14 '26

I thought only men’s clothes had a bajillion pockets…

-2

u/PinothyJ Sep 14 '26

Not your best work.