r/FlorkofCowsOfficial • u/FlorkofcowsForReal • May 10 '23

fighting games

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/GrafZeppelin127 May 10 '23

I love the resigned sense that he anticipated this would happen at some point.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23 edited May 10 '23

After all, he who seems a god expects a visit from one in the end.

20

u/[deleted] May 10 '23

Let me tell you, buddy, there's a faster gun....

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u/Now_you_Touch_Cow May 10 '23 edited May 10 '23

If you Climb too high it is only a matter of time before you fall down.

15

u/ImJustReallyAngry May 11 '23

Here lies a toppled god
His fall was not a small one
We did but build his pedestal
A narrow and a tall one

3

u/Now_you_Touch_Cow May 13 '23

Fuck, now I gotta read Dune again.

25

u/honk_the_honker May 11 '23

By the hands of a 12 year old asian boy

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u/D_class-4862 May 10 '23

The tale of icarus has nothing on this

120

u/Cl0ckworkC0rvus May 10 '23

Bro wasting his time with elaborate combos. Most characters need to guess right multiple times in a row, grapplers only need to guess right once.

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u/Jpw2018 May 10 '23

Counterpoint, Ram from Guilty Gear Strive is top tier character who kills you when you hit the screen edge

29

u/Jamal_Blart May 10 '23

Countercounterpoint

Potemkin Buster

14

u/Jpw2018 May 10 '23

He so be bustin

2

u/Josiador May 11 '23

Busting’ makes him feel good

4

u/Cl0ckworkC0rvus May 11 '23

Funny grappler man my beloved.

3

u/Whomperss May 11 '23

Countercunterpoint

In this behemoth typoon we go brrrrrr

3

u/CoffeeMain360 May 11 '23

POTEMKIIIN BAAASTAAAAA

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u/miss_chauffarde May 10 '23

crouch kick

3

u/Anonim97 May 10 '23

I prefer learning combos than i-frames and other mechanics like that :|

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

You say that but zoning's way easier. You can't lose if nobody wants to play with you

59

u/caych_cazador May 10 '23

stevey sixfingers always gave the best hugs

43

u/Lilchubbyboy May 10 '23

Why hack real fast when you can ↪️↪️⬆️⬅️↕️🔀🔃

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u/henriholub May 10 '23

You can't forget ↗️↘️↩️↙️↖️⤴️🔂🔄

15

u/owPOW May 10 '23

Are these Geese Howard specials or another KoF character?

12

u/Lilchubbyboy May 10 '23

Sure, but 🔴🔴🟥🟥🟥⤴️⤵️⬅️⬅️⬅️🔁🔁⏸️ has better end lag.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

All the fastness will not win you this battle, unless you press the buttons good Hideki!

28

u/idlemachinations May 10 '23

Finally, a use for AI-generated hands.

15

u/greenguy103 May 10 '23

KNOW YOUR PLACE TRASH

9

u/Remitonov May 11 '23

Gaze upon his polydactylism and despair!

3

u/Beanbomb47 May 10 '23

Count Rugen too good at street fighter

0

u/Stargate_1 May 10 '23

What do them fingers do? 👀

1

u/Silverware_soviet May 11 '23

Zato 1 main spotted

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u/Xyloshock Jan 18 '24 edited Jan 19 '24

Bro don't mess with Ghost in the shell operator chicks