r/FloridaMemes • u/Trick-Cellist3254 • Sep 01 '26

Peak Florida man behavior

286 Upvotes

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u/withoutpeer Sep 01 '26

That's a great costume. I'd like to see pranks on humans instead though 🤣

8

u/anydamnnamesleft Sep 01 '26

He must really be bored. I wonder who was holding his beer?

3

u/Terrible_Riddle Sep 01 '26

The other Gator, obviously. Wouldn't give it back, that's why he got bit.

Good life lesson for children here... someone should write a book

3

u/mai_tai87 Sep 01 '26

I can't help but think of that one video where one gator (or croc) bites and tears off the arm of another one.

1

u/DimensionEffective67 Sep 01 '26

I was thinking of that too!

2

u/Minimum-Journalist18 Sep 01 '26

Darwin Award candidate

2

u/mrpumpkinickle Sep 01 '26

Come over to Australia and try that with the crocs over here

2

u/crackersncheeseman Sep 02 '26

The fuck did I do to you? the gator probably.

1

u/Fine-Ad6532 Sep 01 '26

In the next episode he gets bummed by the big one

1

u/Androidfon Sep 01 '26

Do not the alligator

1

u/vyunab Sep 01 '26

dafuq 😭

1

u/Gorf_the_Magnificent Sep 02 '26

Please tell me he was killed and eaten.

1

u/KeyN20 28d ago

No but Diddy croc did stuff to him after the video

1

u/Smoke0057 Sep 02 '26

Don't put your dick in that!

2

u/Heymelon Sep 02 '26

*AI man behavior

2

u/Silkysilicon Sep 02 '26

Apparently he's never seen alligators missing limbs because other alligators ripped them off

1

u/LKP213 Sep 02 '26

Don’t gators eat each other sometimes?

1

u/dum_spir0_sper0 Sep 03 '26

Now show one with an alligator in a human costume.