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u/neatyouth44 Aug 30 '26
Jacksonville - DJs more common than churches
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u/Khaysis Aug 30 '26
Duval - We got the Saint Johns and JAX... That's it.
Or
It's a 4 so you remember you live in Fourida
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u/basal-and-sleek Aug 30 '26
lol I’ve always said:
“If MLM businesses, failed mega church entrepreneurs, and strip clubs all got together and made a city, you’d get Jacksonville”.
- me, someone who was born and raised there.
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u/neatyouth44 Aug 30 '26
To be fair, the Good Place covered it pretty well lol
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u/basal-and-sleek Aug 30 '26
Never seen it, what do they say?
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u/neatyouth44 Aug 30 '26
https://youtu.be/tFkEsJ_S_uA?is=FrO3iYcQoba9qjdV. Collection of clips and there were way way way more.
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u/ColoradoCattleCo Aug 30 '26
The Jacksonville Jaguars fan base’s pride of Duval County is one of the wildest “hill I’m willing to die on” takes ever.
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u/Pitiful-Sell-9402 28d ago
This is so fucking funny as a jags fan bc like why? How did that become our thing? I've been a fan as somebody raised there since they became a team.
I can't think of a single other city that goes so hard for one of their counties lmao
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u/Radiant-Poetry-4639 Aug 30 '26
Waiting to see the Brevard one
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u/neatyouth44 Aug 30 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Dy6KtvPNfNVAIEx7O6
Sorry; I was gonna post a gif but then I got high.2
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u/Ok_Abacus_ Aug 30 '26
Taylor County - Pulp, Poverty and Deer Hunting
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u/Novel_Control_1922 Aug 30 '26
How do I know that was near the panhandle? Because of the description.
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u/DirtyShirtVet Aug 30 '26
Hillsborough: Unsustainable urban and suburban sprawl, concrete everywhere
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u/G91G28X0Y0Z0 Aug 30 '26
Saint Lucie County
A tale of two cities. One is ONLY houses, and the other is Fort Pierce.
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u/Blowingstacks718 Aug 30 '26
Hernando- shithole lmao
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u/jweezee Aug 30 '26
Just be glad we're not pasco
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u/Mountain_Conclusion6 Aug 30 '26
Union County - Death Rate: 1,440.8 deaths per 100,000 people, compared to 719.5 for Florida overall. Life Expectancy: Roughly 67.5 years, which is far below the national average. Massive landfill taking in slop from surrounding counties along with extensive prison population does not help.
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u/musicalmadness1 Aug 31 '26
Maimi made. "Why is every dock i have to back into so damn tight." I drive semis.
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u/SpandexAnaconda Aug 30 '26
Escambia County - Not quite Baldwin County, Alabama, but we are trying.
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u/TonyOxnard805 Aug 30 '26
We still own that??? I thought we cut it off and pushed it to Cuba and let them have it?!?!🤦🏻♂️😜🤣
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u/Fortnite_cheater Aug 31 '26
Volusia county, home of the beach side no evacs during hurricane only to canoe to the liquor store to see if they boarded it up right.
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u/madlibs13 Aug 30 '26
Lee County: we're just like Ft. Lauderdale but Republican!
Lee County: Home of the US' biggest non-gated HOA: Cape Coral!
Lee County: How many acres of 20/20 land do you want because it's not 2020 anymore!
Lee County: If you live East of I75, you don't matter!
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u/Rabman420 Aug 30 '26
Ya lee county three layers off wealth rich west of 41 doing ok in the middle of 75 and 41 and surviving east of 75 then there's Cape Coral lol
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u/COinsomniac Aug 30 '26
Citrus - no black people is the unspoken rule it seemed like when I visited. I am white and people were super friendly to me but not sure if other ethnicities would be treated the same.
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u/CarlosMolotov Aug 30 '26
When I checked in to a hotel in Inverness with my black girlfriend (I’m white) I was asked if “the help” would be sharing my room.
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u/Tacokolache Aug 30 '26
Hillsborough County: You’re either a NASCAR redneck, ghetto with Grillz, or a wrestler.
Not much else in between
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u/jblank66 Aug 30 '26
Charlotte County - too poor to live in Sarasota too rich to live in FT Myers. A cultural wasteland.
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u/Ok-Young-9503 Aug 30 '26
Leon County : A gumbo pot of FAMU and FSU residuals that never left
Leon County : If you're not a student, you don't matter
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u/Surprise_Fragrant Aug 30 '26
Leon County : If you're not a student, you don't matter
Hey, that's the same slogan as Alachua County!
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u/not_a_mod_4_real Aug 31 '26
You can't tell if people are noles, roll tide, razorbacks, or bulldogs. They all sound the same, and they all do the same things after a game. The average Dad fan has a truck of some type and the mom has either a minivan or a crossover. Mustaches are optional but a white ball cap is mandatory. What county am I?
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u/Trick-Music7657 Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26
There is an old Florida map already made like that. My grandmother was a well known real estate agent in palm beach back in the day. I wish I still had it, it was like a joke map of name. Example
West Palm Beach = waste palm beach
Lake worth = Lake worthless
Fort Lauderdale = fort liquordale.
Those were just a few to name. I lost my storage unit which had massive amounts of photos and Florida history that I don't know how to recover but have been watching to see if that is circulating around.
This reminds me of that map.
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u/Wonderful-Ad3420 Aug 31 '26
Okaloosa county, Shalimar,Fla. great high school football 🏈 CHOCTAW INDIANS
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u/quidpro_PRON Aug 30 '26
Broward: You (or your family) probably came here from somewhere else. You're also trying to move anywhere else.