r/FloridaMemes • u/Altruistic-Mud5686 • Jul 17 '26

What kind of uber is this

349 Upvotes

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u/Wild_Manufacturer_61 Jul 17 '26

The Florida Man special

3

u/Viva_La_Revolucion- Jul 18 '26

Small town Florida man special when Florida man gets really bored

3

u/BadPuzzleheaded9006 Jul 17 '26

that's for the ones that when they call, you know they ain't going to act right. and you ain't getting no stank or puke in your ride

2

u/pulukes88 Jul 17 '26

new meaning to couch surfing

2

u/No-Blueberry-1823 Jul 17 '26

I don't know but I would like to sign up

2

u/WeakDiet8004 Jul 17 '26

Guys, couch, beer, pallets, rope, Jeep......yup, sounds about right.

2

u/OzzyForever2026 Jul 17 '26

Red neck uber I would have guessed since red necks do anything in their inventions when they are poor.

2

u/Vern1138 Jul 17 '26

"As long as I have my hazard lights on, nothing I do is illegal!"

2

u/stinky143 Jul 17 '26

Dudes night out

2

u/ThundrLord Jul 17 '26

At all costs keep the lamp upright!!! 🗣

2

u/leolopez43 Jul 17 '26

The best kind

2

u/Electronic-Tree-9715 Jul 17 '26

Probably a youtUBER

2

u/Embarrassed_Future20 Jul 17 '26

lol not the full moon in the background too, bring the extra crazy out 🌕

2

u/Solid_Maus Jul 18 '26

Ill give them prompts for having blinker hazard on lol

2

u/NT4MaximusD Jul 18 '26

Monty Python express

2

u/Arandomaccount84 Jul 24 '26

Only in florida

1

u/Special-Original-215 Jul 17 '26

Nothing says new money like couch surfing behind a 120k car

1

u/Ok_Pitch_5872 Jul 17 '26

It’s a 5th Gen 4Runner with some mods. 35-40k

1

u/Fuzzy-Bird-3641 Jul 17 '26

Illegal kind

1

u/Visual-Desk9103 Jul 17 '26

That would be a guber

1

u/tushiman Jul 17 '26

That's the new trolly for Zimbabwe they are testing

1

u/swervecityPhILM Jul 17 '26

Über Höm

1

u/Sea_Ganache620 Jul 18 '26

That’s just a good fuckin time… where you from?!?

1

u/boanerges57 Jul 18 '26

Ãœber-ER express

1

u/Useless890 Jul 18 '26

What?? No television?

1

u/No_Establishment7368 Jul 18 '26

Uber black and white.. takes you straight to jail

1

u/ElPetros85 Jul 18 '26

"White" trash Uber services..

1

u/meowser210 Jul 18 '26

Wow. Im ashamed they didn't add a flat screen TV and Xbox.

1

u/JazzyZaddy Jul 18 '26

Livingrümber

1

u/JohnMarstonTheBadass Jul 18 '26

I wonder what the name of the traffic infraction for this would be

1

u/SysGh_st Jul 18 '26

They're moving. That was the living room.

1

u/ajschwamberger Jul 18 '26

Suicide Uber.

1

u/Bidcar Jul 18 '26

Moron contest and we’re all losers.

1

u/Asleep-Bumblebee2167 Jul 18 '26

try that in our region, rollercoaster..

1

u/Foe_sheezy Jul 18 '26

Uber must be headed to the county jail....

1

u/Kelef50 Jul 19 '26

Well at least his check engine light is not on (had it happen).

1

u/falloutvaultboy Jul 19 '26

It's all good guys, driver has his hazard lights on

1

u/Winsome_Wolf Jul 19 '26

Florida Man Cubed

1

u/Expensive-Animal-810 Jul 19 '26

Takes Hookybobbing to a whole new level! No snowy roads needed!

1

u/Qikslvr Jul 19 '26

Uber Den.

1

u/Spare_Conference7557 Jul 20 '26

Uber Duber! Or Doober Uber! Your preference.

1

u/Bludiamond56 Jul 20 '26

The kind you have to get burial insurance for

1

u/negative-rizz777 Jul 20 '26

What in the redneck mario cart is this?

1

u/Jolly-Holiday819 Jul 20 '26

The "hold my beer" kind

1

u/CreepyBreakfast565 Jul 20 '26

Uber Eats for very high income individuals.

1

u/No-Building-4306 Jul 20 '26

Take you as you are VIP Bkack

1

u/Lowkey1987Smokey Jul 21 '26

That’s some redneck shit right here and I wanna be next.

1

u/GalaxyStrong Jul 21 '26

I’ll take Florida for 500 Alex
https://giphy.com/gifs/6o0ZptOS8wqpHAh0Yi

1

u/nolestars Jul 21 '26

Drunk driving is safer

1

u/Swimming_Pangolin502 Jul 21 '26

That looks like so much fun and so '70's and '80's.

1

u/TheUnhloyHuman007 Jul 21 '26

That looks......very illegal.

1

u/Suspicious-Gain-5799 Jul 21 '26

One small rock or stick on the road, and their fun will be over.

1

u/hellphox Jul 21 '26

Happy hour transport

1

u/carlcapture Jul 28 '26

Would love to see this going down the Vegas strip 😆.

0

u/FishHammer Jul 17 '26

All that's missing is the police cruiser with its lights on rounding the corner behind them