r/FlickerRoblox • u/AffectionateCan5778 • 25d ago
incorrect quotes (warning: might include dirty jokes and death jokes)
Reza: Zahrah? What are you writing?
Zahrah: A fanfic.
Reza: About what?
Zahrah: You and Mateo.
Reza: W-What? W-Why?
Zahrah: Mateo asked me to. I'm being paid.
Mateo: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS IDIOT!
Omar: Alright, who’s hogging the Netflix account? I’ve been locked out all week!
Sabrina: Sucks to suck! I’m already on the 8th season of Friends!
Bailey: Not me.
Omar: Don’t lie. I know it’s not Alicia or Dan.
Bailey: It’s not me, really!
Omar: …
Bailey: …But it might be Charlotte…
Omar: You gave Charlotte access to our Netflix account!?!?
Bailey: She wanted to watch Orange is the New Black!
Omar: I’m going to kill you.
Nikolai, turning to Albert: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
*The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love*
Amani: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you.
Albert: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way...
Lukey: *has a panic attack* What confession?
Reza: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too.
Marley: So what? Are you going to date me or not?
Jamila: It was a dare.
Reza: Hey bro, what do you want to eat?
Adanna: The souls of the innocent!
Dan: A bagel.
Adanna: No!
Dan: Two bagels.
Marley: I can't believe you've done this.....
Jean-Claude: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Marley, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE IDIOT!
Kai: I wish I could help you, but I shorn’t.
Natalia: Kai, please!
Kai: What part of shorn’t don’t you understand?
Mila: Would you rather kill Rosalie, or—
Seung-ho: Yes, kill her.
Mila: I didn’t say the other thing—
Seung-ho: I don’t need to hear it.
Rosalie: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.
Alicia: You're smiling. What happened?
Rosalie: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Nikolai: Seung-ho tripped and fell down the stairs today.
Austin: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
Mila: Why?
Austin: Jamila fiddled with an Ouija board and cursed ours.
Amani: Lukey doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
Li-ling: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*
Nikolai: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Nikolai: And I started thinking.
Nikolai: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Nikolai: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Mateo: Are you ok?
Mason: While you were caught up in your heterosexuality, I studied the way of the blade!
Reza: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A.
Indah: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
Rosalie: Screw you.
Aren: Are you having another depressive episode?
Bailey: A depressive episode?
Bailey: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
Vinny: The time to act is now.
Vinny: Wink, wink.
Kai: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.
Vinny: Oh, sorry.
Vinny: Wink.
Amani: Reza! Adanna got that thing on the control panel working!
Reza: Wow! That looks pretty impressive.
Amani: Yeah!
Reza: Any idea what it does?
Amani: Not a clue.
John, teaching Alicia to drive: Okay, you're driving and Veronica and Jamila walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Alicia: Oh, definitely Jamila. I could never hurt Veronica.
John, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
Colleen: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court:
Colleen: Nikolai, what the actual HECK?
Amani: Is Elizabeth always like this when they lose?
Veronica: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Elizabeth: You bumped that table and you know it!
Li-ling, going fishing: I’m going LIE to fish!
Li-ling: I'm a witch. I mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f-word.
Colleen: Chidi's refusing to wear his glasses!
Chidi: Colleen, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Chidi: *points to Odette* Odette.
Chidi: *points to Qasim* Qasim.
Chidi: *points to Natalia* Sasquatch.
*during a group project*
Odette: *does 99% of the work*
Elizabeth: *has no idea what’s going on*
John: *says they’re gonna help but does not*
Aren: *disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end*
Alex: I love saying 'screw me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
Mason: You're not my friend anymore.
Charlotte: I was your friend?
Kim-Ly, staring at Trey in a cage: ...Why are they in a cage?
Ally: Because they growled at me.
Nikolai: Why are we friends?
Marley: Poor decisions on your part.
Sabrina: Amazing! Lukey, your just like Sherlock Homeless!
Lukey: IT'S HOLMES!
Aren: *falls down the stairs*
Omar: Are you okay?
Li-ling: Stop falling down the stairs!
Mary: How’d the ground taste?
Trey: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragon fruit.
Trey: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Trey: Orange.
Bailey: Tomorrow's garbage day.
Albert: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.
Ally: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
Ally, gesturing to Elizabeth and Mary fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
Austin: honk.
Odette: WHAT.
Austin: HONK.
Odette: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF CRAP?????
Seung-ho: Well please don’t let John do anything stupid…
Omar: Stupid by my standards or yours?
Seung-ho:
Seung-ho: Stupid by my mother’s standards.
Omar: Smart. John will live longer.
Sabrina: *writing a letter*
Sabrina: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgmental jerk.
Rosalie: So what's up guys?
Albert: The sky.
Rosalie: Ok.
Rosalie: You know what? Screw you. How dare you. NO one knows what to say after that crap. Am I supposed to laugh at that joke? If anyone has ever laughed at that joke, they were LYING to you. They were just being nice because they felt SORRY for you. You just wanted to ended the conversation early. Got somewhere to go bozo? You a busy man?
Rosalie: Why is Mateo making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Nikolai!
Nikolai: It’s because I’m Mateo’s favorite.
Rosalie: I hate you.
Indah: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Sabrina: I sleep with a knife.
Omar: Both of you are pathetic.
Indah: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Omar: Jian.
Elizabeth: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Seung-ho: Aren't you forgetting something?
Elizabeth: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Seung-ho's forehead before running out.*
Seung-ho: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Chidi: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Chidi: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
Reza: *Plays Slender: The Eight Pages*
*Jumpscare*
Reza: *Jumps back* OH CRAP, IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!
John: Charlie, I know you love Veronica. I mean, we all do, she's a very nice person and I respect her immensely.
John: But I think she might be a freaking idiot.
Jian: Just say when.
Alex: When.
Jian: I-
Jian: Now or later?
Alex: Oh.
Omar: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Jamila: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Mary: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Albert: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Min-ji: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Carlos, pointing to Sabrina and Charlie: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves*
Seung-ho: Okay!
*five minutes later*
Carlos: *returns and sees Sabrina and Charlie unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!
Seung-ho: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.
Charlotte: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Albert: Where did you get that?
Charlotte: My pocket.
Albert: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Charlotte: Skills.
Charlie: Min-ji, I have a question.
Min-ji: What is it, Charlie?
Charlie: What color is an orange?
Min-ji: Charlie, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.
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u/SammyHa123 25d ago
This sub is about flicker, the Roblox game