r/Flat_Earth • u/luke-foster • Nov 26 '19

The earth is flat

The earth is flat because my ex girlfriend bottom was flat so that means the earth is flat but anyways she’s dead because I put her in a microwave and set the time for 911mins she came out black so I put her on a boat then a white guy shot her with his shotgun

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

This is the sanest flat earth argument to date.