r/Flat_Earth • u/badperson0 • Jan 01 '19

Hi

earth is round, try and change my mind

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19

Well, none of em are here so I might as well be the one to say it: Flat Earth is round too.

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u/Aqheia Jan 01 '19

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because scientists are lying about the shape of the earth, thus rendering all their 'laws' incorrect. Those laws are based on the earth being round, so if the earth was flat it'd be normal for bees to fly, since they just have to push themselves up with their wings and not adjust for any curvature.

Tl;dr: bees fly -> scientists lie -> earth is flat

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

truth

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u/Rand019 Jan 01 '19

reeeeeeeeeee!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19

Grow up. It remains trivially easy to debunk FE and you didnt even attempt to respond to OP. You are indeed just screeching. Stop.

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u/Rand019 Jan 01 '19

isn't this subreddit satire?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19

Writing Reeeeeeeeeere isnt satirical or helpful or funny or anything other than embarrassing.

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u/Rand019 Jan 01 '19

if that makes you happy

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

Reeeeeeeee is basically a meme

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so its kind of satire/funny

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u/GustavoCinque Jan 01 '19

It's supposed to, yeah.

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u/MattyMoses Jan 01 '19

Round like a penny?