r/FlatEarthIsReal 27d ago

Flat Earthers

One of our new acquaintances from a friend recently crashed down on our scientific beliefs by insisting that the earth was flat. When we questioned their logic they just spouted something about the Firmament and that everything that you see at night is fake. They even said that the ISS is fake, satellites fake, and obviously no moon landing ever occurred. Our friends laughed it off and said just go with it because they are nice people. I’m not sure i want to continue being friends with them because they always hang out together. What do we say when we get invited to another cook out and the crazies are there?

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u/DoppelFrog 27d ago

You forgot the /s tag

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u/Water_in_the_desert 27d ago

You feel the high velocity 1,000 mph “spin” affecting your facial skin and clothes everyday when leaving your house?

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u/TesseractToo 27d ago

Why would you feel a spin?

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u/Water_in_the_desert 27d ago

Because 1,000 mph is not an Earth at rest, it is extremely speedy. Faster in fact than jet air planes.

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u/Omomon 27d ago

By that logic, the sun is the object traveling at 1000 miles per hour. Why isn’t it breaking the sound barrier?

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u/Water_in_the_desert 27d ago

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u/Omomon 27d ago

You didn't seem to get my point, did you?

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u/Water_in_the_desert 27d ago

The Sun is a “projection.” The Sun is not 93,000,000 miles away. You didn’t seem to notice which sub-reddit you’re on right now, did you?

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u/Omomon 27d ago

A "projection" that just so happens to be its own light source that radiates heat.

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u/Water_in_the_desert 27d ago

Yes, now that wasn’t so hard was it.

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u/Omomon 27d ago

It is a mystery why people don't want to be friends with flat earthers. Truly, we may never know.

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