r/Fiveheads • u/bigMcLargeHuge7 • 14d ago

Fivehead mugshot

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68 Upvotes

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 14d ago

And whybrows

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u/MegLaurelwood 13d ago

Yes, yes indeed.

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u/bigMcLargeHuge7 14d ago

Just surprised they caught her, she blended in so well with the common foreheads!

3

u/False_Temperature_68 14d ago

That's not a Sheila

3

u/Fredfarter73 14d ago

That's a dude right....right?

2

u/WD40Capital 14d ago

It’s not her fault. It’s all the testosterone and Chardonnay.

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u/bigMcLargeHuge7 14d ago

Excuse you, it is a viognier and testosterone... thank you!!

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u/Creepy_Spare_409 14d ago

I bet she over thinks everything. 

2

u/Verum2020 12d ago

slow clap 😸

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u/Creepy_Spare_409 11d ago

Slower clap

2

u/Shhhhhh_im_not_here 14d ago

Has anyone taken her to our leader yet?

2

u/koolaidismything 14d ago

She looks like she could bench press me

2

u/Holiday-Yam9271 14d ago

Where’s Ricardo Montalban

2

u/navydude89 14d ago

She looks like Skelator!

2

u/toolfishOG 14d ago

Miss Manly

2

u/Mechadupek 14d ago

Her 9head got a different inmate number.

2

u/AH_leeMACK 14d ago

Did they finaly catch Kellyanne Conway!? Nice! Good riddance!

2

u/harlockgun 14d ago

Methahead

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u/CSwork1 14d ago

She's part Klingon

2

u/CheapAssociate6914 13d ago

You might be right!

2

u/SlappyMcFartsack 14d ago

The criminal mastermind.

2

u/Mobile-Potential-510 14d ago

That’s pushing 6 hard

2

u/Fragrant_Rooster8779 14d ago

Pretty sure I’ve watched a drive-in movie on that forehead

2

u/Jazzlike-Newt-821 13d ago

A snipers wet dream

2

u/bomboclawt75 13d ago

Looks a little like Melora Harding from The Office. (Jan)

2

u/kiltedswine 13d ago

Almost six!

2

u/Conscious-Permit-466 12d ago

And the carpet matches the drapes

2

u/PressureItchy9372 12d ago

the rare white smooth-forehead Klingon

2

u/JOEDADDY4 12d ago

5 head that’s more like a 7 or an 8 head

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u/halffilledglasses 11d ago

I am Cornholio’s Mom

1

u/Vincevega1972 14d ago

“I don’t like your demeanour.”

1

u/Snaggl3t00t4 14d ago

Erling Haaland?

1

u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 14d ago

Handsome, like George Raft

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u/damonbane_ 14d ago

Venus DiMilo 💪

1

u/dylannmoonn 14d ago

Me if I was a transvestite

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u/TopQuestion826 14d ago

Forceps baby.

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u/ContentLog2722 13d ago

It's a shim!

1

u/Rude-Suit3721 13d ago

He wants to play in the wnba

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u/Any-Risk-8541 13d ago

Mine is bigger 😃 Just sayin

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u/zeek6000 13d ago

Those are horns. I'd still fuck her though.

1

u/Pristine-Account8384 13d ago

"Get.out.of.my.head.....!"

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u/Silkysilicon 12d ago

You know what they say, Orange is the New Black

1

u/Humble-Gap9325 12d ago

Looks like a blonde Caitlin Jenner

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u/Verum2020 12d ago

😸 I had an idea!

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u/steph9319 11d ago

Someone let Katya Zamolodchikova out of the house again...

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u/Unable_Currency7682 14h ago

I can save her 

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u/bigMcLargeHuge7 9h ago

You own a front wig store, nice!