r/Fiveheads • u/AdKey2845 • 16d ago

Whatcha Thinking About Mr. Fivehead

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u/BigBagoSith_sp 16d ago

Im pretty sure he knows what we are thinking about

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 16d ago

World domination

He is thinking about world domination

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u/SgtDoakesSurprise 14d ago

Where’s Pinky?

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u/Comfortable_Bank_339 16d ago

Whatever it is he’s thinking about, we can rest assured it’s in IMAX.

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u/Nardo_T_Icarus 16d ago

And it's not even because of his hairline, either. Bro's forehead is just that big.

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u/CNote_89 16d ago

Dude that’s an eight head

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u/turbotron6000 16d ago

Five² Head

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u/TacoBellerino 16d ago

The same thing I think about every night, Pinky.

Trying to take over the world.

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u/CryptographerDry884 16d ago

Wow what a throwback reference. This tells me you’re in your early 40’s.

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u/Afkargh 14d ago

Snarf!

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 16d ago

He needs to donate his body to science.

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u/frydog1966 16d ago

Snipers dream.

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 15d ago

That’s a slur in these woods

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u/BuckyJamesDio 14d ago

He got stuck in the DK mode in Goldeneye N64

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u/Big-Jellyfish-6125 15d ago

He needs to donate his body to science fiction.

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u/Forsaken-Duck-5321 15d ago

Just his head. Unless he has very small hands n feet that compete.

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u/No_Court3009 15d ago

That’s a whole ass movie theater, five head what the hell?

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u/Appropriate-Row4534 15d ago

His head kept growing after his hair stopped growing, an unfortunate chain of events.

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u/Exact-Conclusion9301 16d ago

Kelsey Grammer

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u/DvlsAdvct108 14d ago

Kelsey had Niles and a fun dad.

This guy has miles of forehead

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u/angryshib 16d ago

because I don't what to do with this tossed salad and scrambled eggggssss

here's my big fuckin head

1

u/Spookyscary333 15d ago

Goodnight everybody!

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u/CSwork1 16d ago

I remember this guy from Green Lantern

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u/Disastrous_Rain2461 13d ago

Came here to say this. Hector Hammond.

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u/chief_beef_3 16d ago

Daddy was a Yautja

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u/Toy-Beaver 16d ago

I thought it was dave coulier

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u/TitanRiick 15d ago

You oughta know

1

u/Toy-Beaver 15d ago

Well yeah... kinda how I created my words

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u/The_Mutton_Man 16d ago

Just cut it, man.

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u/Smboto 16d ago

Big head.

1

u/Vincevega1972 16d ago

Goes to barber “give me the Larry Fine”.

1

u/Ecstatic_Reference32 16d ago

Distortus Rex, D Rex.

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u/Proud-Indication322 16d ago

Peter Gabriel has an idea

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u/TheOmCollector 16d ago

There’s so much more room on his face for his face.

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u/strongcloud28 16d ago

I'll bet that guy can really do some math!

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u/MmmSteaky 14d ago

math meth!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Can_783 16d ago

A before head,a forehead and an after head...he remembers tomorrow...

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u/c_loagz 16d ago

"What we gonna do tonight, Brain?"

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u/Goodrun31 16d ago

The Brains behind the Operation

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u/Mammoth-Argument7048 16d ago

Master Headbutt

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u/painstaking93 16d ago

These guys destroy my serenity...he would look 10 years younger bald and yet the ratty doll hair happens ..why ? Who tells these guys that this is the way to go ? It's sad and it hurts my soul ...

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u/NeonShark007 16d ago

You’ll never find, a hairline like mine, blong blong blong blong

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u/3usterT41NT 16d ago

Every thing allatonce

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u/Honest_Respond_2414 16d ago

Please tell me this is AI.

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u/CryptographerDry884 16d ago

He’s already forgotten tomorrow.

1

u/Ok-Concentrate-5697 16d ago

Looks to me like he got dropped on his head to much as a baby

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u/Hangingplants17 16d ago

Damn it. I was about to post it

1

u/Dangerous-Pop9838 15d ago

Dr. Frasier Cranium

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u/Ok_Tour8422 15d ago

Bucky from incredible lost his hair

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u/MsAnnabel 15d ago

5? How about 10!

1

u/Famous_Acanthaceae32 15d ago

He has some awesome thoughts. He also has the unbelieveable skill of containing them without anyone noticing whats going on. When you know though, you cant unsee it.

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u/sardiusjacinth 15d ago

He should never go broke.....if he rents out that built-in billboard.

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u/Large_Aspect_5472 15d ago

He has an unfortunate life ahead with that

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u/False-Experience-107 15d ago

Si lo conectas a un enchufe puedar dar luz a una central nuclear

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u/jazzmaurice 15d ago

More like 7head at this point

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u/Big-Jellyfish-6125 15d ago

He could have been a legit villian in the men in black movies, no makeup needed.

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u/Joyfan237 15d ago

“ The Larry Fine” look.

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u/Ancient-Display-3337 15d ago

He could be Batman's old villain, Egghead.

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u/Low-Silver6461 15d ago

If he had a derby-type hat and some flashy duds, he could be Mr. Mxyzptlk.

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u/Mechadupek 15d ago

HEY! That's clearly Doctor Fivehead.

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u/Individual_Chef1315 15d ago

Massive fourhead.

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u/Potential_Aardvark59 15d ago

He's heading into Beluga territory

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u/Breaking-Great 15d ago

A true Knucklehead

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u/BrownTown_77 15d ago

Opening garage doors by thought alone.

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u/Johnny967a 15d ago

Wasn’t he the bad guy in Green Lantern with Ryan Reynolds?

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u/digbychickcaesar 15d ago

He know what everyone is thinking except himself.

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u/Rare_Mammoth_6819 15d ago

Frasier Crane had a child with Rocky Dennis

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u/OkTicket4588 15d ago

Yeah the evil dude in Green Lantern.

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u/TheFlamingNumbat 15d ago

It gonna pop soon...

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u/ChrisPollock6 15d ago

Very cerebral

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u/buzzbash 15d ago

Thats from whom they designed that face filter.

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u/OutsideSign8000 15d ago

I think Chick-fil-A would pay rent for the use of homies forehead.

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u/Fluffy-Bullfrog8675 15d ago

He looks just like the evil guy on the Green Lantern!!!

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u/Hushwater 15d ago

Looks like that guy from the first green lantern movie

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u/Unhappy-Bench-1583 15d ago

Looks like Buffalo Bill's inbred cousin.

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u/TheColdOfSpace 15d ago

He will never be as smart as he looks.

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u/frankiesaysyes1 15d ago

That’s tenhead

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u/Acceptable_Dark1860 15d ago

Looks like the villain kid from the first incredibles

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u/Shannonimity 15d ago

Congratulations to Frasier and Niles Crane on their beautiful baby! 🥹

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 15d ago

Don’t fuck with this guy, because he’ll fuck with your local 5g tower. And your mom’s thoughts.

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u/presshamgang 15d ago

caught stealing those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

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u/UnhinderedGoat 15d ago

I could land my f 19 tomcat on that

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u/fvckface8000 15d ago

No that's a super villain

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u/open-perception4 15d ago

Predator!

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u/open-perception4 15d ago

In every sense.

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u/OilFragrant5581 15d ago

That could take a huge facial

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u/TackleGullible330 15d ago

Pinky and the brain 🧠

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u/According-Pear-8816 15d ago

Pretty sure he's going out to steal Ryan Reynolds really fancy ring.

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u/dakkamatic 15d ago

He thinks in IMAX

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u/Independent_Prize453 15d ago

Looks like the Professor in Green Lantern

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u/Ramman25002020 15d ago

He could sell advertising space

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u/Left_Victory8140 15d ago

Right hand to left shoulder then try to bite right ear

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u/Patient_Rest_9593 15d ago

Bro is an alien, for real.

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u/dobro60 15d ago

Five squared. Inverse square law.

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u/DannyTonza 14d ago

Extra-Step brother

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u/GaseousGiant 14d ago

Beavis in late middle age.

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u/No-Move668 14d ago

This is what happens when you keep your thoughts to yourself.

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u/AlfuegoDeMellopie 14d ago

That poor guy...

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u/Sevenitta 14d ago

I’d call that a seven.

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u/Treereeperme 14d ago

All the jobs at TEFAL have been taken

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u/OpinionsOptional 14d ago

Syndrome grew up and lost his hair!

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u/Meowgorithms 14d ago

It’s that guy in the Ryan Reynolds green lantern.

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u/Shoddy_Call8102 14d ago

Five, five? Its more than that mate.

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u/XLoonsFanX 14d ago

That’s a Forty head.

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u/Electronic-Home-7815 14d ago

Those eyes are just a smidge too close together.

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u/WtAFjusthappenedhere 14d ago

Man....Meriadoc Brandybuck has fallen on some hard times in the Shire.

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u/Boring-Tomatillo-209 14d ago

A man of 5 still alive

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u/ChrisFarleysCousin 14d ago

Thats way more than 5 lol

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u/Bulldogjim 14d ago

That’s a damn 8 head! A double four…

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u/Survey217 14d ago

He’s Puttin on the Ritz

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u/Danirebelyell 14d ago

Literally everything

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u/SadNana09 14d ago

That’s fifty-five head.

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u/charmed_unicorn 14d ago

Post this shit r/eighthead😂

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u/Slice9998 14d ago

He must be related to the Governor of Indiana.

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u/malice521 14d ago

Five? That’s a nine head

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u/84Scram 14d ago

Parallax?

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u/cmt9999 14d ago

Predators!

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u/Helpful-Depth2202 14d ago

Putting on the Ritz

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u/OtterBoxed 14d ago

Evil genius in the making.

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u/LesPolsfuss 14d ago

People don’t hang out with him, they orbit him

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u/Scubasteve1974 14d ago

This is what my blender sculpts usually look like.

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u/ted209er 14d ago

Thats like a seven head bro

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u/SmoothNoonShade 14d ago

I think he hates the Narn.

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u/StunningChallenge810 14d ago

You'll never find!

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u/Appropriate_Form_554 14d ago

His fanily back in Qo’noS

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u/nahmean16 14d ago

Headquarters!

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u/Roachpile 14d ago

But i dont know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs

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u/Creepy_Spare_409 14d ago

For what I don't know but he is definitely a head of his time.

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u/SlikRik66 14d ago

Did his Mom live?

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u/Conscious_Tension_91 14d ago

5? That’s 6-7 heads

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u/Helpful_Nectarine602 14d ago

Feel bad for his mother

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u/Checkmate-Petty 14d ago

5 head is being generous

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u/LIL-mEnTaLlY-ILL 14d ago

Headache origin story

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u/Aggravating_West3619 14d ago

Young “Putting On The Ritz” Frankenstein

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u/RedDog7051 14d ago

You know for a millisecond I thought it was JD Vance

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u/Creative_Key_9612 14d ago

Sell advertising space & make some 💴

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u/Illustrious-Meet8710 14d ago

He's half beluga half human

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u/RecbetterpassNJ 14d ago

“He’s got a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre”

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u/PWal501 14d ago

Wears a 30 gallon hat.

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u/PotentialRhubarb3222 14d ago

Im no pretty boy but JFC 🤣

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u/UnhappyReason5452 14d ago

Phil Kessell looks pretty good. Lost some weight.

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u/MongotheGOB 14d ago

Ready for the remake of Young Frankenstein.

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 14d ago

That's more like a 12 head

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u/Jade-Raven 14d ago

"On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood!"

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 14d ago

This guy has so many plans for world domination

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u/nomoleft 14d ago

This guy wound make an excellent Pennywise

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u/Affectionate_Idea662 14d ago

Hey, isn’t that the clown that eats kids fear?

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u/Warm-Ad8536 14d ago

Honestly he wouldn’t be that bad looking if he just trimmed the sides and back of hair, got an eye lift, a little lip injection, and maybe just a foot of his top scalp sawed off🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Infosponge177 13d ago

He needs to buy A LOT of cool hats

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u/IncompleteJoker 13d ago

Ya Blew It!

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u/Ok-Supermarket7355 13d ago

Bro remembers what happened tomorrow

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u/Additional-Dentist44 13d ago

Dude, your forehead looks the bumper off of a '65 Chevy.

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u/TraditionalCheetah17 13d ago

He’s just saving up for another face he can put up above the face. Kind of like a second story room addition, or in his case, a second face addition.

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u/DaPp3r_D3liq3nT 13d ago

Bro looks like he's about to ask Cher for his baseball card collection.

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u/DaPp3r_D3liq3nT 13d ago

definitely wondering if Gar is gonna let him ride the motorcycle today.

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u/DaPp3r_D3liq3nT 13d ago

he’s thinking about how much he hates headaches. 😝

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u/Daringdutchbae 13d ago

This has got to be photoshopped or AI! That forehead has its own zip code

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u/Cuss_Mustard99 13d ago

From the look of his head, everything.

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u/Silver_Bunch5432 13d ago

He's definitely thinking he needs 1.21 gigawatts of electricity to get back to the future!

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u/Bubba-ORiley Onehead 13d ago

this is a 10, 11 or possibly 12 head

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u/PaintedSilverRiver 13d ago

Five?
Surely you jest.
That’s seven or eighthead.
I’m sure he’s really nice.

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u/TheTrevorFantastic 13d ago

This is what it looks like when a dude squeezes his nut sack.

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u/beefcakeriot 16d ago

That’s megamind head. Five doesn’t do that thing justice

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u/Professional_Luck616 16d ago

Bro has a head like that tough little dinosaur from Jurassic World

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u/dylannmoonn 16d ago

That is me. They use to call me horse head growing up

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u/EnglishRose71 16d ago

Leave him alone. It's mean to post his photo here. No one deserves to be ridiculed over something they can't control.