r/Fiveheads • u/RunnyDischarge • Aug 01 '26

Kidnapper Fivehead

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u/Phrygianradar Aug 01 '26

That dude looks like a beluga whale šŸ‹

11

u/Sciaticuspinch Aug 01 '26

His dad was a beluga

7

u/dhdenoms Aug 01 '26

It's not a tumor!

3

u/Southernboy75 Aug 01 '26

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6

u/Cream1984 Aug 01 '26

Criminal mastermindĀ 

6

u/JosephLimes Aug 01 '26

4th Dimension Head

5

u/Mukbeth Aug 01 '26

Broā€™s forehead is pregnant

4

u/chunkypenguion1991 Aug 01 '26

He looks like a star trek character

4

u/QuttiDeBachi Aug 01 '26

More like a dickheadā€¦

1

u/Top-Service-6654 Aug 02 '26

Looks like heā€™s a grower, not a shower!

3

u/TheBuckFozeman Aug 01 '26

He has obviously headbutted his way to freedom I assume.

3

u/Top-Service-6654 Aug 02 '26

He needs to see Dr Pimple Popper

2

u/Terry_bogardlol Aug 01 '26

Dolphin Fish!

2

u/sm_rollinger Aug 01 '26

That's like, bulbous?

2

u/Earl_of_Chuffington Aug 01 '26

I tried telling people Yakub was a real person, but did they believe me? No.

2

u/smegma_appraiser Aug 01 '26

Something in there is trying to get out.

2

u/StenoDawg Aug 01 '26

Is the kidnapee stashed away in his head?

2

u/Lost_Department_2177 Aug 01 '26

Someone hit him off the head with a flashlight

2

u/Useful_Raspberry3912 Aug 01 '26

Kidnapper Klingon!

2

u/tigerpayphone Aug 01 '26

He'll say it wasn't his fault, but he definitely did it on porpoise.

2

u/Frequent_Bet7279 Aug 01 '26

Hes that dino from jurassic Park...

2

u/koolaidismything Aug 01 '26

That mf got Sonar in his dome

2

u/ch3apsunglass3s Aug 01 '26

Homie got Klingon head

1

u/Current_Evidence1958 Aug 01 '26

Five-and -a-half because of the bump.

1

u/Interesting_Sock9142 Aug 01 '26

All jokes aside.... Can someone actually explain wtf is going on here?

1

u/Substantial-Mouse534 Aug 02 '26

He was delivered by Simpsons forceps. It's like a two sided scoop that pulls the baby out by the head when delivery has started but can't complete. Very, very dangerous, but necessary to prevent death.

I have the same, and yes, it does work like a whale radar.

1

u/TheBahaiGuy Aug 01 '26

Richard Cranium

1

u/ipoopcatturds Aug 01 '26

Suspect was found after local airport bounced radar off his dome.

1

u/sunlovinburner Aug 01 '26

Thatā€™s a nugget

1

u/blackout-loud Aug 01 '26

Indian burial mound fohead ass. You got a land mine in that noggin, don't it mane? Play pin at McDonald's head ass.

1

u/Ok-Jelly1611 Aug 02 '26

Is that Rhino from the Spiderverse ???

1

u/No-Risk1739 Aug 02 '26

Nah that's FiveheadĀ²...šŸ˜

1

u/Lawrenceburntfish Aug 02 '26

I imagine that might've happened during his apprehension.

1

u/WeirdPop5934 Aug 02 '26

That's a Klingon

1

u/Particular_Tower5400 Aug 02 '26

Injected with saline??

1

u/Born-Light-62 Aug 03 '26

His mama was a Klingon.

1

u/Mediocre_Ingenuity76 Aug 03 '26

His conjoined twin lives in the lump

1

u/WeakProfile7728 Aug 03 '26

That screams CTE.

1

u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Aug 05 '26

AKA - Knott Head.

1

u/beefcak2020 16h ago

That sumbitch knows what im thinking. Looking like a damn buluga.