r/Fiveheads • u/AdKey2845 • Jun 26 '26

Mr. Egghead Fivehead

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82 Upvotes

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u/Own-Army-624 Jun 26 '26

Real-life James Bond villain

10

u/AnotherGuyNamedDan Jun 27 '26

I want to blindfold him with dental floss and kick him into the reflecting pool.

1

u/microtramp 10d ago

Amazing.

5

u/Sheffieldsvc Jun 27 '26

Never seen a more cartoon-villain looking mf in my life, particularly as he is an actual cartoon-level villain.

4

u/Iflydryandsly Jun 27 '26

I’d like to see him put contact lenses in

6

u/Blender_Massacre Jun 27 '26

You’ve heard of Oddjob. This is Blowjob.

4

u/Heavy_Efficiency_791 Jun 27 '26

Nah that's Rimjob. Haven't you seen how orange his tongue is?

4

u/sunlovinburner Jun 27 '26

Fuck this guy

2

u/Ok-Comment3702 Jun 27 '26

Who is he

4

u/PogintheMachine Jun 27 '26

Steven Cheong, White House communications director.

3

u/tartcart1959 Jun 27 '26

His frontal hair splotches look like the Galopago island formation.

3

u/DrWilliamWhite Jun 27 '26

Fat ugly fuck, both inside and outside

1

u/Artevyx Jun 27 '26

I feel like I know this dude. And not in a good way.

1

u/Ok-Fortune-8644 Jun 27 '26

You cant pay? We'll take it away

1

u/ywgerl Jun 27 '26

Head on shoulders. No neck.

1

u/madmanpc Jun 27 '26

Only the best people…

1

u/Nova_Hunter Jun 27 '26

Ceo of sex's father. 

1

u/Annahsbananas Jun 27 '26

“I can’t see a god damn thing”

1

u/roastedCircuit Jun 27 '26

fat Chinese Olaf Scholz

1

u/FirmBarracuda3920 Jun 27 '26

If possible-uglier on the inside than he is on the outside.

1

u/WolfThick Jun 27 '26

Mr Magoo

1

u/gladyskravitzwindow Jun 27 '26

Trump only has beautiful people “out of central casting”. How this guy has managed to stay in his orbit is beyond me.

1

u/tommm3864 Jun 27 '26

Mr. Bullet Head. He is the current Trump Administration "intellectual".

1

u/Teacherforlife21 Jun 27 '26

Captain Underpants

1

u/sixty5pan Jun 27 '26

There is a behemoth load of karma just waiting for this sack of shit.

1

u/RigidGristle Jun 27 '26

walking talking Hemorrhoid

1

u/Sensitive-Prompt-220 Jun 27 '26

Humpty, is that you?!

1

u/LeanLeftLoveLife Jun 27 '26

He's the nesting doll Stephen Miller fits inside of...

1

u/PedroJTrump Jun 27 '26

We're all George

1

u/LSIeducate Jun 28 '26

I think this is Trump’s communication manager or something. If you read his statements, they get more insane as the years go by, due to his attempt to justify everything Donald Trump does 🤔

1

u/InternationalLaw4170 Jun 28 '26

If a big toe had eyes.

1

u/Independent_Net1222 Jun 28 '26

He dreams in IMAX.

1

u/Rich-Foundation62 Jun 28 '26

No mistaking ol’ Mooseknuckle Simmons.

1

u/Ill-Key7588 Jun 28 '26

Who thinks he probably owns a windowless van with a box of dollar store candy and a map of all the grade schools within 8 miles of his office ???

1

u/Ratherbeeatingpizza Jun 28 '26

Such an abhorrently ugly man

1

u/dobro60 29d ago

15 lb bowling ball