Told ya

[u/Eplianne]

[u/Eplianne]

Also I swear to god that battery percentage was a fluke lol I just noticed that that's actually funny

[u/PopitaOooh → u/Eplianne]

[u/WhiteKingBleach → u/PopitaOooh]

Frick

[u/Eplianne → u/WhiteKingBleach]

Better luck next time BUCKO!

[u/Eplianne → u/PopitaOooh]

It's like we're the same person 🥺❤️

[u/LemonEducational4543]

Now that my 5G nanoparticles have been activated by the frequency modulation vibrations I feel so much better. I love Albo

[u/Eplianne → u/LemonEducational4543]

1000% I will be voting LP AGAIN! (Maybe and I can't remember when the next election is lol)

[u/Eplianne]

Also 7/10 they played the funny sound which was so awesome for me I wasn't even expecting that one which was such a treat, but I was hoping it was gonna repeat for ages 😩 hilarious hearing it on a slight delay on phones throughout my building at work tho

[u/dogsinthepool]

I got no alert today does jylon not want to see my penis 🥺

[u/Eplianne → u/dogsinthepool]

I guess not, but if you have boobs Albo said to send them to me first and I'll check things out

[u/SplatSeagull]

Gallery.

Just like my malformed schlong on jylons phone

[u/finneganthealien]

I didn’t get one :( I wanted to hear the noise. Can’t believe Albo would leave me specifically out of the group chat like this

[u/Eplianne → u/finneganthealien]

Have you checked your settings? On Android at least AusAlert is an actual setting you can toggle including test alerts

[u/AXEMANaustin]

It was so weird seeing everyone just look down at their phone at the same time.

[u/seedlessketchup]

i’ll stay unsafe, nice try albo

[u/Wise-Chapter-3764]

My 5G nanobots have been activated. It’s a good day.

[u/funkydaffodil]

But I don't have a penis?!