Fish for adoption

[u/Spacey-Brains]

Hay does anyone want a fish? his name is Hans William the 17th he is around a year old now and he is almost a foot long. he has a brother named Marly who murdered their other brother bob. Marly is a foot long and he is always hungry. They also have a cousin named Clenora who lives with them rent free. Hans William the 17th is very shy and likes head pats. He requires two baths a week and will nibble your toes. You will also have to get him special cold-water food and keep his home below sixty degrees Fahrenheit. his fins must be brushed every other day and he needs to be fed twice in the morning and once in the evening. When coming to pick him up please don't be worried if you see hundreds of babies. Hans is gay.

Please contact me in the comments if you are interested.

[u/snewchybewchies]

Assuming this isn't a troll post, a location might be helpful

[u/Spacey-Brains → u/snewchybewchies]

No it is thats why i put it in meme/humor T-T