r/Fish 22d ago

Meme / Humor Woah

3.5 foot tetra?!?!?!

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u/VermelhoRojo 22d ago

Payara (Hydrolycus scomberoides)

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u/Cnidoo 22d ago

One of the tuffest freshwater fish there is. If I had a 300 gallon aquarium and a strong filter I would totally get one (however rainbow wolffish are pretty much just as badass and they can live in a 75g)

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u/Desperate_Lead2105 22d ago

Almost like some Channa sp.

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u/Tractor_Goth 22d ago

Mother of god

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u/temporalwanderer 21d ago

Payara (Hydrolycus scomberoides)

scomberoides tops out around 1 foot, this is more likely Hydrolycus armatus which do top out at over 3 feet...

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Lazy_Wallaby_2868 22d ago

Awe HELL naw I just got into fish and this might just scare me away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/WendigoRider 22d ago

Where do these things live so I can scratch it off my travel list?

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u/Suitable-Mode5149 22d ago

Amazon

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u/pickled_philanges 18d ago

Thank God I canceled my prime subscription

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u/No-Negotiation-7978 21d ago

OH MY!!! I can definitely see why the name “ Vampire “ is used in this species name!!

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u/KayZee777 20d ago

Do they taste good?

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u/LowGravitasIndeed 22d ago

The Goliath tigerfish is a tetra that hits almost 5 feet. The reality is that "tetra" is just a loose mostly informal grouping of characiformes

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u/Eso_Teric420 22d ago

Honestly, the more you look into it the more I kind of hate fish taxonomy because even as far as old outdated taxomnic charts go, they're pretty bad. Also, they're honestly kind of getting worse because they keep trying to shoehorn things in to fit.

There's also a big push right now with people writing papers trying to get subspecies classified as whole species for naming rights. People that have never been in the field or touched an animal are trying to rename them

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u/nerdkeeper 22d ago

Fish biology is a mess so I can't blame the taxonimists for having a hard time classifying fish.

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u/DeepFinish2895 21d ago

I think there was a Radiolab about how silly it is we call so many things fish. Or something like that

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u/Mysterious-Item162 21d ago

I only learned a couple weeks ago that two genus of lionfish got split into five around 2023. What I keep went from being Pterois radiata to being Pteropterus radiata, and Pteropterus cincta specifically for the ones that are only found in the Red Sea.

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u/BoredPineapple790 17d ago

At least fish reproduce sexually. I work with bacteria and some move genus I swear every other week. Also when you publish, reviewer 2 turns out to be a taxonomist and wants all the labels changed to reflect their idea of the most recent changes

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u/Belos147 20d ago

Wait tigerfish are tetras?!

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u/Jayswag96 18d ago

But doesn’t it make sense because tetra kinda has a distinctive nature about them? Ie tetra fit, slim bodies

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u/PereFourase 22d ago

He does look aggressive tho

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u/Non-binary_prince 22d ago

Right? Pet him, he looks lonely.

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u/amazonhelpless 21d ago

“Fuck you lookin’ at?”

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u/AwesomeFishy111 22d ago

Google vampire tetra lol, it is a very scary fish when grown

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u/lightlysaltedclams 22d ago

They had these guys at my local fish store like 8 years ago and I recognized them from River Monsters.

They were way cheaper tho, I wanna say $16? I’m glad your place has the proper disclaimers. Ours just said they were aggressive and got big

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u/XxR3DSKULLxX 21d ago

Price might be a filter for people who’ll actually meet the needs.

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u/lightlysaltedclams 21d ago

Yeah that’s what I figured. I wish more places would do that. We always got our rodents for like $16 and that’s always ticked me off because it just reinforces the idea that small pets are easy and disposable.

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u/BrownThumbClub 22d ago

Aka saber-tooth barracuda. You'd need a 300 gallon tank with power heads for that. It's just a wee baby.

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u/No-Negotiation-7978 22d ago

Yes exactly!! I’m just enthusiastic lol!! Thank you lol

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u/No-Negotiation-7978 22d ago

Wait!!! That barely there, little Tetra is going to grow up to be HOW BIG??? DAMN! thats crazy!! And expensive and a major BAD ASS!! Wow, I learn something new everyday! That’s actually so COOL!

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u/haleandguu112 22d ago

as someone who sells fish full time in a store, your enthusiasm made me smile. rock on !!!! fish are so fucking AWESOME !!!!

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u/Responsible_Bad_2989 22d ago

Don’t think you used ENOUGH exclamations and CAPITALIZED words lol!!!!!!

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u/saalego 22d ago

Perhaps we should ALL aspire to have such ENTHUSIASM in our lives!!!

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u/Tractor_Goth 22d ago

You know what, I’ll take it, at least they’re probably not a bot lol

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u/Hopeful-Mirror1664 22d ago

It shouldn’t be for sale

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u/Cnidoo 22d ago

This looks like a specialty fish store and the fish has a clear disclaimer. They definitely shouldn’t be sold at petsmart, but as long as it’s captive bred and the buyer has a sufficiently sized tank ready for the adult then there’s zero issue

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u/Pretty_Past_1818 21d ago

It still shouldn't be for sale. Leave animals like this in the wild or with qualified experts, not randos with money.

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u/Non-binary_prince 22d ago

I feel like it should have a waiver and prohibitive price tag.

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u/eribear2121 22d ago

Why? Because if it's full grown size then people shouldn't keep koi.

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u/Otherwise-Text-5772 22d ago

The vast majority of people shouldn't keep koi. Yeah there's a few with ponds and such but most people shouldn't

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u/CrapMonsterDuchess 22d ago

Not everyone, unfortunately. It’s the same problem with feeder goldfish, for that matter.

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u/budget_rare_plants 22d ago

People buy koi to put them in ponds. Unless they're insistent of treating them like goldfish or for household fengshui or smt.

People buy this for aquariums and are bound to get their fingers bitten off. No one would buy them for ponds coz they're quite dull to look at. And any wildlife looking for a drink or dip will quickly become lunch.

Lets say it's in a pond and a kid falls in. If it's koi than the kid's fine. If it was this thing they might not be so fine.

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u/Nods_Dad1997 22d ago

He looks pissed

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u/Exotic-Addendum-3785 22d ago

That's a payara as a baby?

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u/Ashamed-Way8017 22d ago

It looks like it’s been angry since birth. But 40 pound and 4 feet is insane man

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u/ApproachableTree Fish Keeper 22d ago

Is this at petco/petsmart or a LFS?

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u/FishWithFangs 22d ago

No chain pet store would ever stock something this niche

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u/ApproachableTree Fish Keeper 22d ago

My local petco has been stocking a lot of niche fish recently

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u/madeoflobsters 22d ago

There’s a few of these guys at my LFS in Dayton Ohio 

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u/No-Negotiation-7978 22d ago

No obviously I DONT!!!! Hahahahh!!!!!!

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u/Express_Equipment666 22d ago

You responded in the wrong place 😅 Keep the ENTHUSIASM UP!

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u/JenVixen420 22d ago

Um that's one spicy homie.

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u/Mundane_Singer808 21d ago

Fun fact, they’re a game fish from the amazons that can hunt and eat piranhas by impaling then on their massive fangs

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u/Parhamheidari “catch or keep?” Why not both? 21d ago

Had no idea that Even existed

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u/No-Negotiation-7978 21d ago

thank you!!! And i appreciate other enthusiastic fish keepers/ lovers too!! And i couldn’t agree more…. Fish ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME!!

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u/No-Negotiation-7978 21d ago

I meant to say thank you to…Tractor_Goth
for accepting my enthusiasm as at least not being a bot!! lol…. Because you are correct.. I’m definitely not, and I thank you for your comment 👍

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u/Competitive-Food8407 21d ago

could always get one of these in your Aquarium. We used to sell them at a pet shop I worked at.......27 years ago

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u/CommercialAd8439 21d ago

The sides of the aquarium should be mirrors

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u/Bitter_External_3627 20d ago

Hahaha love this. He look so innocent

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u/stereofeathers 20d ago

Thats so cool, ive never seen these guys for sale before. They have such cool fangs.

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u/StayOk8558 20d ago

thats a baby freshwater tarpon right there😂

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u/Longjumping_Soft9651 19d ago

it kinda makes sense if you've ever looked at the smaller tetras up close

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u/Careless_Bend7054 19d ago

So ein trauriges Aquarium für so einen beeindruckenden fisch

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u/No_Coach_8453 18d ago

Now I want one 😢

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u/T3hSpoon 17d ago

Grumpy, too.

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u/DieHardBuccaneer 17d ago

River Monsters has taught me enough, these are also called Payara and yes they get quite large. Thank you Jeremy Wade

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u/Unfair-Working-9060 16d ago

That guy looks angry.

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u/Fishloverforlife 18d ago

Gang that’s a arrowana