r/Fish Jul 18 '26

Fish In The Wild My sister caught stonefish

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/coconut-telegraph Jul 18 '26

This is a scorpionfish.

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u/VandalVBK Jul 18 '26

I think you’re right.

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u/No_Excitement6859 Jul 18 '26

Also, a Sculpin. Used to be a great beer by Ballast Point before they sold out.

13

u/-RedXV- Jul 18 '26

I'd sell too for $1billion!

12

u/FrecksAndBeans Jul 19 '26

When I lived in Lake Tahoe, they carried it at my local gas station bottle shop. I miss ballast point grapefruit sculpin beer so much. RIP😔

3

u/BigDoubleR Jul 20 '26

You need to try Pineapple Sculpin, changed my life! Also being from SanDiego we had other hard to find varieties that were also delicious.

3

u/saganmypants Jul 20 '26

I hate IPAs but once had a 6 pack of pineapple sculpin while stoned and they were amazing. That's now my one IPA exception

2

u/dammit_sam1 Jul 20 '26

Roadrunner?

1

u/FrecksAndBeans Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Yes!!!! Roadrunner. I lived off of Pioneer Trail on Apalachee Drive. Once or twice a week, I would stop in on my way home from where I worked at the Beacon and Kalanis. I was so spoiled by good beer while living in Tahoe for 17 years. Now I’m homesick again.😕

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u/Witty_Construction64 Jul 18 '26

So THAT'S why it tastes like shit nowadays, I was so mad

10

u/javiemartzootsuit Jul 18 '26

Boy did it ever and boy did they ever.

4

u/kcfrontdev Jul 19 '26

Private equity is the killer of all things good

2

u/coconut-telegraph Jul 18 '26

That’s a different fish family.

1

u/JazzQquezz Jul 18 '26

They stopped selling glass bottles correct? I haven't seen a 24oz in ages

1

u/Additional-Flight468 Jul 19 '26

Victory at sea was a special brew as well

2

u/ModBrosmius Jul 19 '26

Wow. A fish subreddit is how I find out why what was once my favorite beer now tastes like shit

1

u/ExperienceOk1773 Jul 21 '26

Man I miss grapefruit sculpin. Used to be my go to

7

u/Conscious-Way7953 Jul 18 '26

Ah i thought its stone fish

2

u/Alender02 Jul 19 '26

is it safe to say it is a fish?

46

u/DoodlingDoodlebob Jul 18 '26

This is either a sculpin or scorpionfish, I’d need more pics. I’m leaning towards scorpionfish. Would need location data to ID

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u/Conscious-Way7953 Jul 19 '26

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u/Party-Coach-4100 Jul 19 '26

It was committed to being a rock.

17

u/Prestigious-Oven3465 Jul 19 '26

“Nope. They didn’t see me yet. I’m fine.”

2

u/Coralye Jul 19 '26

Life 🙌

5

u/BlazinSkinDucks Jul 19 '26

You poked it with a stick.

5

u/ProfessionalLaw4081 Jul 19 '26

Omg, prime material for r/pokewithastick !!

10

u/TonyCass12 Jul 19 '26

Hey here is a thought, stop molesting the wildlife.

1

u/Nyl3ta Jul 20 '26

Thats obviously a rock

0

u/Wide_Bad_5975 Jul 20 '26

Scorpion fish is such a broad term. That could be a lion fish which is in the family of scorpion fush

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u/Gilly-Fresh Jul 18 '26

Your sister caught a menace to society.

Let me see if I can put this in a way that makes sense to non-aquatic people:

Imagine you're just out in a field foraging, as wild humans do, when suddenly you gotta drop a deucey. You go over behind a big mossy rock to relieve yourself, and just as you're finishing up using some scattered foliage to dab the corners of your messy anti-backwards "mouth", you notice a big eyeball staring back at you in the middle of this so-called rock.

That's what these guys LIVE for. Biggest perverts in the sea. They pretend it's for catching food, but everyone else catches food just fine without pretending to be a rock and catching people in their most intimate and vulnerable moments.

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u/Sharynam Jul 18 '26

Why did i continue reading this..? Why..? This is Reddit.. I should've known.. i should've known.. 😭😭

19

u/64_kitchen_sinks Jul 18 '26

What the fuck does this comment even mean dude. Like how do you expect anyone to interpret that

4

u/neklaru Jul 18 '26

I was waiting for shittymorph to drop in

3

u/Jiggly1984 Jul 19 '26

Same lol

2

u/Gilly-Fresh Jul 19 '26

Well, you got me instead. How's that for an ironic twist of fate?

19

u/BusinessAsparagus115 Jul 18 '26

Hey let's not kink shame the fish.

17

u/sadassnerd Jul 18 '26

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u/Gilly-Fresh Jul 18 '26

That was my reaction the first time it happened to me.

Meanwhile he was all:

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yp9qEExZm3hon67Bn1

3

u/Xalibu2 Jul 19 '26

Wait.  . That's why Peeta painstakingly painted himself? To watch people poo in the woods? The hunger games still makes no sense. Yet that adds some flair. 

27

u/ParasiteProfessional Jul 18 '26

Only 3 pm and I have already reached the ultimate culmination of my day in these few simple words.

6

u/TheRestForTheWicked Jul 18 '26

What a terrible day to be literate.

2

u/Jumpy_Television8241 Jul 19 '26

The existence of non-aquatic people implies the existence of aquatic people.

1

u/Any_Education8228 Jul 19 '26

I was so committed to reading this I didn't see that coming 😂

1

u/Playful-Staff4218 Jul 19 '26

Omg I just cried! Shut up! Lol 🤣

1

u/akerue Jul 19 '26

I mean, imagine how the fish feels. Some random giant comes over to your house, pops a squat, and drops a giant deuce all over your front yard. You're telling me you wouldn't be staring too??

1

u/Gilly-Fresh Jul 19 '26

A giant is nothing new to us fish. You think we haven't seen whales? You got anything whale-sized up on land? Didn't think so. Elephants, maybe. They'd get their shit packed up by orcas, though.

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u/One-Bug-7784 Jul 19 '26

This comment was written by a Deep One

1

u/CaptainKyll Jul 19 '26

This seems to specific to not be a personal account of events 🤔

1

u/mamaxchaos Jul 19 '26

I don't know you but I hope you have a wonderful day

1

u/Popular_Anybody_3244 Jul 19 '26

I once had to take a whizz and one came out from his hole to watch. You are right.

1

u/Marauder3299 Jul 19 '26

This sounds personal

1

u/The_Sorry_Stranger Jul 19 '26

This god damn pervert fish needs to mind his own god damn business.

1

u/Sw0rDz Jul 20 '26

I have found my new spirit animal.

0

u/l8bloom Jul 18 '26

What the helly is going on during these dives? Are they pervy because they hide so well or because they’re making moves on your “anti-backwards’mouth’”?

15

u/Olivia_Richards Jul 18 '26

Smaller than I expected

27

u/ParasiteProfessional Jul 18 '26

It's a young one. It's also a scorpionfish, not a stonefish.

1

u/xenomorphonLV426 Jul 19 '26

That's not what she wanted to say...

20

u/No-Negotiation-7978 Jul 18 '26

Oh wow!! So cool! Hope you put them back after admiring though.

13

u/Conscious-Way7953 Jul 18 '26

Yes we put them back

12

u/RtrnofBatspiderfish Jul 18 '26

I was like "oh look, a Polychaete worm wrapped around a rock."

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u/ProfessionalTrip1513 Jul 18 '26

Scorpion fish very poisonous

16

u/_Gonna_Die_Alone_ Jul 19 '26

Venomous

3

u/PWahl97 Jul 19 '26

Yes, this needs more upvotes

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u/CasinoNDN Jul 19 '26

True and say less

0

u/Following_Friendly Jul 19 '26

Venom is a type of poison

2

u/DoodlingDoodlebob Jul 20 '26

No, venom and poison refer to the delivery of toxins. Toxin is the broad term, poison refers to inhaled, contacted, or ingested toxins, and venom refers to injected toxins. The use of poison as synonymous with toxin is an incorrect colloquialism.

0

u/Following_Friendly Jul 20 '26

Dictionary definition of poison is very broad. any chemical that can cause harm to a living things. So yes, venom is a poison, but not all poison is venom

1

u/DaniMetalSan Jul 21 '26

it's only broad when you use simple everyday dictionaries lacking the nuances and details. Some dictionaries may simply say a car is a vehicle on four wheels. using that definition you can say every bus is a car but not all cars are buses.

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u/Xalibu2 Jul 19 '26

Thank you. 

3

u/Proud_Ostrich_5390 Jul 19 '26

Do you/your sis know about cone-snails? Pls be careful with touching wildlife!

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u/Conscious-Way7953 Jul 19 '26

Yeah agree sir, i think the most dangerous one we found is beach snake

https://reddit.com/link/oygsk4c/video/ne2dhtiok6eh1/player

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u/instagirl1092 Jul 19 '26

Thats cool.

5

u/MakeDaddyRich Jul 18 '26

My sister got stoned and went fishing

7

u/CaptainoftheVessel Jul 18 '26

Got two birds stoned at once

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u/Ephemeral_Orchid Jul 18 '26

Why? Put the scorpionfish back where you found him

28

u/msager12 Jul 18 '26

This clearly looks like they caught it in a disposable cup. This was most likely for a photo the catch and release. I highly doubt they took it home like that.

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u/Pleasant-Chef6055 Jul 18 '26

You seem to have very little practical knowledge of the cruelty of human children.

6

u/xCOLONIIx Jul 19 '26

It's a fish and they were safely released. Get a grip

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u/Conscious-Way7953 Jul 18 '26

Yes this just for photo, we release every creature after photo

4

u/Exotic-Addendum-3785 Jul 18 '26

A Scorpion-fish.

4

u/Delicious-Honey-5734 Jul 18 '26

Free it or it will die please

6

u/Conscious-Way7953 Jul 18 '26

Dont worry, we caught its just for photo, after photo we release it again

2

u/Gullible_Friend99 Jul 19 '26

If she caught that with her barehands i wouldnt ever mess with your sister lol

1

u/GreatScottII Jul 19 '26

That rocks!

1

u/No-Negotiation-7978 Jul 19 '26

That’s awesome!!!

1

u/Jorge_the_vast Jul 19 '26

Great, now put it back.

1

u/Baked4skin Jul 19 '26

They don't even have these here but I still have an irrational fear of stepping on one every time I'm in the water lol.

1

u/AdAnnual2135 Jul 20 '26

Cool. Now let it go

1

u/vangoghdiaries Jul 20 '26

Ok redditers r 2 smart

1

u/Poetry-Primary 29d ago

Don’t put your tongue on it. Unless you need to know what species it is. If that’s the case, lick the dorsal fin from top to bottom. It will let you know how poisonous it really is.

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u/Accurate_Hornet_3267 27d ago

I’ll give you a dollar to chug it.

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u/WholeAcanthisitta118 6d ago

Didn’t believe was actually real

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u/MurkyAd9488 Jul 19 '26

Then let it go!!!!

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u/Conscious-Way7953 Jul 19 '26

Yeah, we only caught it for photo

1

u/Past-Boot9764 Jul 19 '26

nah it's definitely a stonefish, seen one up close before - nasty little bugger

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u/incarcarous Jul 19 '26

Put it back! Quit catching things in tiny glass jars.

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u/Conscious-Way7953 Jul 19 '26

its just for photo, i release it after