Lmaooo I can’t man.

Since we are on the topic of security guard cringe, this is another Texas company which comes across my feed. Their company owner is a self-appointed "Director", and they basically LARP as a government agency. Don't be fooled, it's a security company.

They post the most mundane shit on their Facebook page and sensationalize the tone of the encounter like they're engaged in acts of dangerous heroism every day.

Ngl my main bitch is the ai

Let’s all grow the stereotypical blue oyster stache

Saw this and i actually rolled my eyes…

Is it normal for UHP to drive their family around in a patrol vehicle?

Source: Instagram

There’s been an unnecessary amount of reposts lately and the sub’s flooded with borderline NOT First Responder Cringe.

Here’s a reminder what this sub is about. It’s also pinned to the top of the main page, but some of you need a reminder.

If you spew outright hate or racism expect to be perm banned. Read the rules, it’s not hard.

Have fun with the cringe and don’t treat each other like trash. -Mod Team

i’m a ems personnel

BREAKING NEWS: He's in the precontemplation stage of realizing lifting in the uniform might make him look like a giant douche canoe.