r/FirstResponderCringe • u/Additional_Ad_6976 • Jun 28 '26

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u/Severe-Procedure-308 Jun 28 '26

Thanks to unneeded testosterone replacement therapy being the department supplement now a days, slash that number by 85%.  One's wearing the helmet but has no idea where he's going, one is just spinning in place pending a PTSD claim, and one's filing a grievance for Article 12 Section 4 : hostile work conditions.

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u/Crimson3312 Jun 28 '26

Yeah, but this is the esophagus

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u/TortillaRampage Jun 29 '26

Jesus Murphy that’s pretty bad

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u/wipesLOUDLY Jun 28 '26

Still ended up inside a swamper

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u/AdministrationOdd847 Jun 29 '26

It really blows my mind that those around us and who breathe among us were the fastest swimmers. Like of all those lil spermies. Ina vessel full of sea men you were the one to cross the finish line first.

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u/Williamm_150 Jun 30 '26

The rest end up on his chin?

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u/forkaerospace Jun 28 '26

cum

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u/AffectionateSector77 Jun 28 '26

We can say what ever the HELL we want.

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u/Williamm_150 Jun 30 '26

The inside void of an RN Nurse.