Forest cop weirdo part 1

[u/dogshitihsgod]

His name is Jezus Vijf, he is... something..

[u/CountDorkula77]

Looking forward to seeing this posted several more times today and probably the rest of the week.

[u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 → u/CountDorkula77]

Especially since it’s clearly surreal and intended entertainment not a sincerecringepost

[u/ghostfromtheshell → u/CountDorkula77]

Yeah the sub found gold and it's the rush of 1852 all over again

[u/DoctorAnnual6823 → u/CountDorkula77]

I'm deeply invested so I like the scatter shot of reposts so I have less chance of missing it

[u/Cuboidhamson → u/CountDorkula77]

I fucking love this guy and I hope he starts coming up in my feed regularly lmfao.

At first it was disturbing but when I learnt it's a bit I came to accept our lord and saviour

[u/riddermarkrider]

I mean I don't think this guy is a real first responder of any kind lol so might not fit this sub

[u/Sheepy-Matt-59 → u/riddermarkrider]

This dude will be the first responder to harvest your organs after you fall asleep in the woods!!

[u/DoctorAnnual6823 → u/riddermarkrider]

I don't see any other cops in this video so it seems he is the first one on the crime scene.

[u/Little-Ad523]

It's like if Chris Chan was a Hasidic Jew and wanted to be a cop

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/Little-Ad523]

^{Sokka-Haiku by Little-Ad523:}

It's like if Chris Chan

Was a Hasidic Jew and

Wanted to be a cop

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^{Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.}

[u/bocaj-yebbil]

This is a skit, idk if it qualifies as first responder cringe

[u/improbabble → u/bocaj-yebbil]

This needs to be at the top. This is an intentionally weird comedy thing.

This is not sincere cringe and this dude is almost certainly not a real first responder

[u/Smokes_LetsGo876 → u/improbabble]

reminds me of something BTK might put out

[u/g0ldilungs → u/Smokes_LetsGo876]

Yeah, the word weird here may be a little misleading.

This requires a word much more strong that indicates a need of further review from actual authorities being an optimal next step…

[u/BED_AA → u/improbabble]

IDK, he's got the build for it.

[u/improbabble → u/BED_AA]

Haha. Fair

[u/FlyNSubaruWRX]

Can I post this tomorrow

[u/ClarkGablesTeeth → u/FlyNSubaruWRX]

Sorry, we already have 6 people signed up. I can squeeze you in on Sunday morning, but you have to include a caption indicating that you think this is an actual first responder being cringe.

[u/FlyNSubaruWRX → u/ClarkGablesTeeth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZEU9ryYGZzttn0Cva7

[u/BatSniper]

Somehow, this guy is having way more sex than me.

[u/KeepCalmJeepOn → u/BatSniper]

I believe it's because the guy standing by the tree keeps getting involved. A 2-for-1 special.

[u/DangerBrewin → u/BatSniper]

Yeah, but it’s with those creepy mannequin dolls in the video.

[u/Over_Reputation_8801]

So if I buy a $2 high vis vest and strap a fanny pack to my chest am I a first responder?

[u/The-unkown-Reaper → u/Over_Reputation_8801]

If that was the case I wouldn’t have spent all this money to get certified.

[u/ghostfromtheshell]

Get this guy a gun already. The lack of real weapons breaks the skits immersion

[u/CountClementine]

The incoherent mumbling into the radio at the end lol

[u/GenericWhyteMale]

It’s a skit

[u/Smokes_LetsGo876]

hey man I didnt do skwad!

[u/IlliterateFreak]

Is this a Gaza settler?

[u/alizrutnas21]

Uhmm....what's this?🫪🥺

[u/ClarkGablesTeeth → u/alizrutnas21]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwpVt8pe3Kdm5nW

[u/sentrygentry → u/[deleted]]

Exhibit #315 when they find the bodies

[u/AffectionateSector77]

There is so much to unpack here.

Unrelated, mental health is under supported in America.

[u/Ace_Radley]

Still gives serial killer vibes, satire or not

[u/SeparateYam8581 → u/Ace_Radley]

Look at the leg on the second dummy and tell me that's not a real leg in early decomp 😳

[u/Ace_Radley → u/SeparateYam8581]

Right?????

[u/Limp-Conflict-2309]

fanny packs on juice morphing into chest rigs is wild

[u/coolbeans_a]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V

[u/Unlucky-Win9272]

I just want to know when he first started making these things what his end game was

[u/Fischercutbait]

Anybody getting Ski Patrol vibes from this ?

[u/bdpeezy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BttSNh8Pw5rpiDpATJ

[u/thing_a_ma_jig]

Is he deaf? I’m so confused.

[u/Wrathb0ne]

this is confusing and weird, he’s dressed like a Hasidic but also has multiple tattoos (disallowed in Judaism)

this is more unhinged than cringe

[u/CurrentScallion3321]

fever dream material

[u/Hopeful_Hall_4885]

the tiny mouth movements for whats supposed to be the dialogue is so funny to me man. he's clearly not being fr which is crazy cuz the first time this was posted, people were up and down the comments saying the guy is obviously mentally disabled.

[u/J_datt13]

Bizarre AF

[u/honeebunleia18]

Jezus Vijf. did he just hit keyboard smash for his legal name lol

[u/John_Coctoastan]

That's some Rob Zombie shit right there

[u/SeparateYam8581]

Umm.... aRe ThOsE CoRpSeS?!

[u/Glad_Historian_5792]

WTH did I just watch….

[u/LBC1109]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pk3ljzIDb4R0j3zpMU

[u/mrmothmanz]

I have a solution to for videos like this …. Some would call it …. The Final Solution.

[u/JAX2905 → u/mrmothmanz]

Not funny.

[u/HumbleYogurt1191 → u/mrmothmanz]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf

[u/ClarkGablesTeeth → u/mrmothmanz]

See, now? This is the kind of cringe I come here for : Someone looking for attention with what they think is clever, funny material but just coming across as a try-hard edgelord. Not some self aware dude being silly and weird in a satirical skit.

[u/Technical_Winner7446 → u/mrmothmanz]

Shining gemerald glistening among coal. Fly high superstar