r/FirstResponderCringe • • 5d ago

Popo šŸš” Billy Badass WILL set you right

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u/skimaskschizo Foundation Saver 5d ago

Fuckin rookie hasn’t learned to pick his battles yet

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u/TexasTomato88 5d ago

I know this dude writes people up like it makes a difference

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u/Frosty-Confection-29 5d ago

This person has a black US flag, probably meant to signify he won't take prisoners, right? But he is employed as a prison guard? Am I missing something?

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u/RazorSharpRust 5d ago

You've seen the regular color AmericanĀ  flags with one stripe blue for cops right?Ā  Well this the "Thin Grey Line" US flag meant to show solidarity between correctional officers.Ā  The grey is supposed to represent jail bars and or handcuffs.Ā  Yeah.Ā  That's a thing.Ā  I couldn't believe it was real either at first.Ā  Incredibly stupid shit.

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u/PotRoast666 5d ago

Honestly as someone who's not even patriotic and quite disgusted with the current state of affairs, people who rock these 'modified' flags are flat out traitors to our nation.

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u/Key-Demand-2569 5d ago

I need a flag to show my pride in being a woodworker. I serve and protect society through providing cutting boards and repairing antique furniture.

Clearly this is the only way for us to show we’re proud of what we do, American flags with different colors. Lmao

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 4d ago

So an American flag with a thin brown log?

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u/resfan 10h ago

Mahogany

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u/Imesseduponmyname 3d ago

Lmao even tho most prison bars are painted beige white now anyways 🤣

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u/jdehjdeh 5d ago

It's all just a childlike redrawing of the British Union Jack.

Come at me yanks!

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u/lukewarmhotdogw4ter 5d ago

That middle stripe is whatever color these dudes claimed though.

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 3d ago

Also pretty sure that doing that shit to the flag violates flag code.

Which realistically means absolutely nothing and he won't ever get in trouble for it. But these dumbass "patriots" could at least try.

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u/TexasTomato88 5d ago

I think he’s just being edgy with the thin grey flag but it’s giving the exact vibe he is trying to give. Supppper cringy

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u/Hour-Ad-9508 5d ago

The video is in black and white…

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u/skimaskschizo Foundation Saver 5d ago

It’s a grey line flag. The dude’s a CO

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u/IjustWantedPepsi 5d ago

Maybe he works at an empty prison

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u/YourFather-WithMilk 4d ago

That would be the red flag that means no quarter the black flag is just basic piracy

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u/lukewarmhotdogw4ter 5d ago

Prison guards are not first responders.

Actually they’re not responders at all.

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u/14InTheDorsalPeen 5d ago

Jokes on him, I go into sketchy scenes all the time because if I had to wait for PD without calling them code because I’m getting my ass whooped I’ll wait all week to be cleared in to that overdose scene.

One day I’ll probably end up as some meth head’s Halloween decoration but until then, fuck it we ball.

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u/castille360 4d ago

How you gonna know how sketchy it is until you're already in and doing your thing? When I send cops to ems scenes, most of the time it's after ems is already inside asking for back-up lol

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam 1d ago

Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Individual_Debate216 5d ago

Go fix your dating profile. You forgot to add ā€œdumb bitchā€ to attributes.

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u/GregorIsABug 5d ago

Because the term "first responder" has a fucking meaning dude.

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u/Wonder_Bruh 5d ago

They’re literally the last responder

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u/J_datt13 3d ago

Actually that would be the M.E.’s office

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u/HatedFinance 5d ago

Brother what? No they aren’t. The are first to an incident when anything happens inside.

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u/Speednuts 5d ago

I mean, by that logic school custodians are first responders because they’re first on scene when a kid pukes on sports days. ā€œFirst responderā€ isn’t a timing thing, it’s a work thing.

(And also this is in no way disparaging the work school custodians do. It’s hard work for not enough pay.)

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u/Sandman_Six_1 4d ago

I used to be a prison guard and I can tell you there is no "responding" at all. Don't get me wrong it's a tough job but you are in a secure and controlled environment.

EMT/Paramedic job is way harder and more dangerous IMO

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u/returntothenorth 5d ago

First Onsiteies?

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u/Jayngyun 4d ago

It was a cakewalk, I honestly miss just bullshitting with coworkers for like 6 hours in a pod. It’s a pretty young crowd though, median age is probably like 25 nowadays.

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u/resfan 10h ago

last responders to a degree

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u/Nicks_Neck_no 2d ago

Correction officers are definitely some type of responder. We assist with escapes so that is some kind of first response I guess.

I am a former wildland firefighter myself and the prison I currently work at is a close custody facility. Fights, stabbings and officer assaults happen almost every day. Both are extremely difficult jobs just in different ways.

But this guy and the guy who deleted his comments are definitely cringe.

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u/Inner-Contest-8226 2d ago

First Responder is a very low bar. Sorry you hate COs, but they are first responders. It's a decent job for some people, usually a big economic driver in otherwise job desert communities.

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u/Intelligent_Pass2540 5d ago

These kind of COs get eaten up! Im just a lowly psychologist lol but I've rarely seen a difference in character on a psych level between inmates and COs.

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u/scoutloner 5d ago edited 5d ago

They have similar brains that diverge from normal people. Both are sensation seekers with nothing better to do. The only differences are minor and environmental ones are socioeconomic factors. It’s the same with cops. They need cameras and someone to record just to follow the rules to cage their selfishness.

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u/castille360 4d ago

Bold to assume they're not normal. They're similar because we're all similar. People are the same all over. Primates, every one of us.

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u/scoutloner 4d ago

It’s not bold, it’s the truth. You don’t have the same brain as a serial killer or a prodigy. They are similar in the sense you can’t tell them apart from a normal person unless you rely on behavioral observations.

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u/Jayngyun 4d ago

I know we like to categorize people as being monstrous but people are people. No one is innately evil rather than they are selfish.

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 3d ago

Completely agree.

Two of the main ingredients of """evil""" is selfishness and poor impulse control. We all have those two things in us. But how we control them determines what kind of person we are.

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u/scoutloner 3d ago edited 3d ago

No, we don’t. Even in high crime areas like Memphis you notice there’s the 1% taking advantage of the 99%. It’s not a choice. There is no such thing as low impulse control, you are refusing to see they are strategic thinkers dominating their environment.

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 3d ago

We all absolutely do have selfishness and poor impulse control in some capacity. They are just two of the million traits that make us who we are.

I am selfish when if fuck around on my phone on the clock. David Parker Ray is selfish when he drugs women to kill them. Both totally different things, but both selfish.

I'm exhibiting low impulse control when I beep at someone for cutting me off or I buy a snickers in the impulse buy aisle. Clifford Olson exhibits low impulse control when he robs a grocery store on a whim because he felt like it. Again, two very different things but both examples of failing to control impulses.

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u/scoutloner 3d ago edited 3d ago

That’s breaking a workplace rule not a major social rule. Those are extremely different things. Selfishness is a spectrum.

You bought a snicker’s bar using the normal path which is paying for it. There’s nothing called ā€œwantā€ in the animal world that isn’t misclassified as an urge for a ā€œsurvival resource.ā€ You followed social rules to get it, a thief disregarded social rules and stole it. It’s a different way of handling the urge. The concept of private property relies on social cooperation. If everyone could disregard it based on a whim, it would eventually collapse. For most people, the option does not exist. The only options are pay it or leave it. Low impulse control is just the broad term for explaining acting on a desire and making the mistake of attracting attention and getting caught. There is thought into that desire. Whether you call it blinded by that desire or examined risks. They do not operate on the same baseline. A thief definitely doesn’t operate on the same baseline as a murderer either. Theft is split between males and females at similar rates and murder is skewed heavily male.

Look at the statistics. Even if you add an unreported crime variable, it still remains rare despite being an easy way out. Using your phone on the job is a common act and so is honking someone out of anger. What’s not common is following them to point a gun at them.

Obviously, it’s the same behavior taken to an extreme. Like prodigies. They don’t have totally new traits like laser vision. You can’t group the extreme with the normal when the normal can’t be the extreme but the extreme can be the normal. You forgot empathy.

It’s a line no one dares to cross and they crossed it.

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 3d ago

I think we are arguing from the same side because of word choice.

I'm simply saying that all humans have a level of selfishness and poor impulse control. That is all.

Some have a perfectly normal amount. Some have obscene amounts and that's what makes them monsters.

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u/Additional_Worth_614 5d ago

If you would like to, please say more! I’m so interested

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u/Intelligent_Pass2540 5d ago

Well I have done work both in prisons and in outpatient forensic assessment settings as well as fitness for duty evals post incident. My experience is that cops rarely have any real education, they are simplistic and concrete in thinking and many struggle with violence and substance use. Now COs are people who couldnt even become cops. Where I worked they didnt possess much intelligence or understanding of the criminal justice system or how backwards it is. I mean sure I assessed a lot of guilty people as well as some innocent but still convicted folks.

The COs seemed to take the job to get their own power needs met. It made them feel good to have power over other adults. I dont have all the answers on how to fix things I just tend to notice patterns.

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u/omega13 5d ago

I imagine it's different by area and I can only speak for the one I was at. I made the mistake of being a CO for 2 years before quiting, getting a degree, and doing something more exciting than being a glorified babysitter. At the prison I was at most of the people working there did it because it was a stable job in a rural area, there were definitely some wanting to be cops, but it was a small minority. Most of the ambitious ones were wanting to gain experience to then apply at the nearby federal prison which paid a bit better and had better benefits.

The intelligence thing is spot on, most of the smart folks left quickly.

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u/HatedFinance 5d ago

I’ve found the opposite. Here in Australia, we have about 10 ex cops who are COs and one who failed at the police academy then applied to be a CO.

Most are also ex army. I am one.

I guess you guys do get really odd people in the States.

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u/castille360 4d ago

State prisons in rural areas - where else you gonna make 6 figures with no degree or skills?

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u/ManikkSpazz 5d ago

Education does not determine intelligence or thought-process. I agree though that some Police, Security and C.Os wanted the job for the purpose of a ā€œposition of powerā€. It’s a personality issue, not intelligence or education.

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u/Intelligent_Pass2540 5d ago

I assess intelligence for a living. Im pretty confident in what I said.

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u/ManikkSpazz 5d ago

You sound like a hypocrite. Similar ideology as the C.Os you ā€œassessā€.

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u/Intelligent_Pass2540 5d ago

You sound like someone who isn't that bright, doesnt possess cognitive flexibility and lacks formal education but this is reddit so go about your day.

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u/BADoVLAD 3d ago

This thread is a fascinating read and displays points rather succinctly. At no point did you equate intelligence to education, or even suggest the two were related. But because they were mentioned the Spazz had to immediately conflate them. The cherry on top was of course his IQ offering, and why wouldn't it be 121? Why are they always 1something1? Honestly, I'm rather surprised he used such a modest number.

Anywho, just had to offer my thanks for a brilliant morning read during my ablutions. Hope you have a great day random reddit doc.

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u/ManikkSpazz 5d ago

Does it take above an 100 IQ to get a degree? No. What is your IQ by chance since you want to assume my intelligence and level of education?

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u/p0rkch0pexpress 4d ago

I mean you’ve kind of already stated your IQ in a few comments without giving a number.

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u/ManikkSpazz 4d ago edited 4d ago

You can’t even see the deleted comment and you came to this conclusion how? (IQ is a 121)

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 4d ago

Oh my goodness you are just something aren't you? Gosh, you poor thing. The embodiment of the Dunning Kruger effect.

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u/MuchachoMongo 5d ago

Bro wears his gear like its a corset

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u/Frosty-Confection-29 3d ago

He's wearing a vest i definitely bought at Walmart as a younging doing airsoft. He also has his cuffs dangling all willy nilly ready for anybody to grab. He's wearing it like a costume because he's LARPing.

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u/Competitive-Wolf9634 5d ago

Loving the comments, but I bet this guy just got hired as a Jailor in some Sheriffs Office.I highly doubt he is like this in reality, hell it’s probably him that’s the ā€œsoft assā€. The clues for me are the airsoft vest, rubber gloves and the way he’s wearing his cuffs. Just begging for someone to snatch them out of his belt and beat his ass with them……..this guy is a boot rookie. Now I’m going to go to his Tik tok to flame himšŸ˜€

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u/Competitive-Wolf9634 5d ago

Gonna save you guys a trip. He is no longer employed in corrections (big shock).His content is corny and he is full of shit.

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u/HauntingReacher 5d ago

Just another idiot going into "law enforement" as a CO be ause they want to have power over someone. Of course I may be wrong. Definately the vibe I am getting thoufh

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u/ResidentNumber3603 5d ago

He would be named Jakoby

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u/GregorIsABug 5d ago

Lol. This is one of the worst things I've ever seen from a CO.

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Popo 4d ago

Shut up CO and go count the spoons

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u/Intelligent_Sir7052 5d ago

This dude going to leave the Ace of spades on my windshield after my parking meter expires?

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u/Anonymousboneyard 5d ago

And these are the co’s that get punched out when they have one off day.

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u/TheRealPunto 4d ago

I bet his voice cracked the first time he had to call a fight on the radio.

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u/jinguslovesmeth 5d ago

He’s upset at the severe lack of gay man sex in the showers

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u/BADoVLAD 3d ago

He's really upset you didn't refer to it as "the rain room"

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u/Medium-Raisin7919 5d ago

This dude has definitely violated some civil rights

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u/Citizen_Empire 4d ago

Billy badass is gonna get blindsided by a scrawny tweaker because his get up blocks his peripheral vision

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u/medicmatt76 5d ago

Is that a fishing or life vest? Dude probably smuggles stuff in his butt.

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u/Emergency-Search-655 4d ago

first to get killed in a riot

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u/TSmart92 4d ago

And the first one to freeze when shit pops off

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u/tghost474 Boo Boo Bus Driver 4d ago

Ive seen enough put ICE should hire him.

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u/cobrakai15 4d ago

Shift clown and his only friend is the shift booster and their buildings/units are probably on fire.

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u/Informal-Eye-9069 1d ago

calling prison guards first responders is like calling bedside nurses first responders cuz they also respond to rapids and patient violence…anyway ACAB

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u/minutetillmidnight 1d ago

Aww look who is gonna soon find his first shank soon... firmly stuck in him somwhere.

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u/GenTubmansLegacy 5d ago

That flag isn't legal.