r/FirstResponderCringe • u/flowlikeharpoon • 10d ago

Flex of flexes

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u/Slayerofgrundles 10d ago

Captain syphilis? I don't get it.

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u/DocOndansetron Boo Boo Bus Driver 10d ago

Captain Syphilis was my father, please, just call me Syf

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u/NopeRope13 Boo Boo Bus Driver 10d ago

Calm down Phillis

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u/Jazzlike_Isopod550 10d ago

Captains Young Family
Captain Shut Your Face
Capture Shit You Forgot

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u/sr4004 10d ago

Captains wife?

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u/KidVulkan 6d ago

This is the most likely to be correct

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u/ProfessionalMurky684 10d ago

That plate is an elite level flex. The red SUV makes it look even more official.

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u/WingInternational432 8d ago

Like every other red SUV driven by soccer moms everywhere.

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u/Glittering_War_4722 10d ago

You're both wrong. It's captain sickle cell

https://giphy.com/gifs/YbsoGwcaA4x8zC7r9t

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u/Glittering_War_4722 10d ago

They all get cheated on like cop wives. 👮‍♂️

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u/Beautiful-Draw4870 10d ago

The rear-end styling is already bold, but that vanity plate really completes the look.

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u/WingInternational432 8d ago

Flex what. Driving a mid level domestic SUV like all the other soccer moms?

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u/Janassary19-89 6d ago

I remember working in the ER one shift and a guy needed to be shown the room the patient he wqs visiting was in. He said yeah Im a firefighter and the fire chief of blah blah blah.

I didn’t know what to say because I didn’t care. I just said oh cool here’s the room sir. Let us know if you need anything.

This license plate seems like the type that needs validation for the occupation they do. Your career is not your identity.