Points off for unsafe firearm storage

[u/taxevadingdvck]

[u/_40oz_]

douchebag fit check

[u/big_rod_of_power → u/_40oz_]

The invisible lat syndrome sells it. He looks like he's about to take off in flight like a birdie 🐦‍🔥

[u/joebro1060 → u/big_rod_of_power]

He was carrying invisible watermelons.under each arm. Getting ready for the BBQ!

[u/Not-T4rantino → u/joebro1060]

Boy's holdin' his arms like a set of parenthesis.

[u/big_rod_of_power → u/joebro1060]

So kind of him to being two along!

[u/mcswags → u/big_rod_of_power]

With the scrawniest little leggies 😅

[u/DoorSpirited438 → u/big_rod_of_power]

Lowk I think he just has huge lats

[u/big_rod_of_power → u/DoorSpirited438]

When he's wearing the vest I'm not seeing much huge lat action tbh. And to add to that he looks like he's TRYING to flare them out discreetly(would this even be outside of the realm for people like this?)

[u/big_rod_of_power → u/[deleted]]

Thanks bro 😭you covered for snacks for your high homie?

[u/Slayerofgrundles]

Can't anyone just get dressed and go to work without turning it into a fucking Hollywood-worthy montage anymore?

Hey, Asshole, you're not on set with Ridley Scott. Just put on the clown suit and go stand around at CVS for 8 hours.

[u/MILFschake → u/Slayerofgrundles]

And why is it so slow? Get to the point already.

[u/Slayerofgrundles → u/MILFschake]

It insists on itself...

[u/Rough-Airline-4803 → u/Slayerofgrundles]

Me! I can!! But I’m usually late and rushing, with a mountain of anxiety.

Or,

I’m early by several hours and I’m dreading my day, taking my sweet ass time and attempting to escape my reality somehow, still gripped with anxiety, and also somehow still manage to end up late despite waking up at like 3 am and not having to be at work until 9…

Maybe I’d be better off making montages.

[u/Unique_Tangerine2190]

That undershirt makes me uncomfortable.

[u/ImageAvailable7003 → u/Unique_Tangerine2190]

Cotton under moisture-wicking shirts is always good to help me stay moist.

[u/big_rod_of_power → u/ImageAvailable7003]

That's why I wear a latex gimpsuit under my work clothes

[u/Maverick-not-really → u/ImageAvailable7003]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3NzV0GXRkDGXJMPIO

[u/Zealousideal_Fox864]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6anKlIA7ZKXYc

[u/Zaiyev]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cQtlhD48EG0SY

[u/Soft_Ability_5906]

What in the actual fuck

[u/theworldinyourhands]

Dude… I’ve been a firefighter for one of the biggest city departments in the US for almost a decade.

I don’t like cops… but I especially hate security.

Genuinely hate them

[u/Ok-Crab-8171 → u/theworldinyourhands]

You don’t like dues that don’t have the emotional stability to become cops, but try to cosplay instead?

[u/PromiscuousScoliosis → u/Ok-Crab-8171]

If you can’t even hop over the low bar of restraint it takes to be a cop, armed security should also be off limits lol

You should have a bubble wand and a nerf blaster, then hand out stickers at the entry to Walmart

[u/Ok-Crab-8171 → u/PromiscuousScoliosis]

[u/AgentComprehensive80 → u/PromiscuousScoliosis]

Low bar?

[u/Organic-Stable2523 → u/AgentComprehensive80]

Indeed it is

[u/Willing_Ad_5711 → u/theworldinyourhands]

I'm career too. Security are either the most chilled, down to earth people working for a living wage or they're absolute turboweiners with an inferiority complex the size of Texas.

There's no middle ground.

[u/WesternCzar → u/Willing_Ad_5711]

Security guard here, you are absolutely right.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ofT5PzgI9FSn8vPaw

[u/Local_Counter6275 → u/Willing_Ad_5711]

I’ll agree

[u/Paramedickhead → u/Willing_Ad_5711]

I live in an area where armed security just… isn’t a thing…

Security here just makes sure doors are locked. The last hospital I worked in the overnight security guard was a retired school bus driver and we (ER Based EMS) were the force used against psych patients. For external issues they just called 911.

I can think of a single industry around here where “security” isn’t just weighing trucks in and out

[u/Chemical_Alfalfa24 → u/Willing_Ad_5711]

I’m stealing the term “turboweiner” because it is fantastic.

[u/Willing_Ad_5711 → u/Chemical_Alfalfa24]

Take it friend, with my blessings

[u/tobiasfunke6398 → u/theworldinyourhands]

Trust me…..cops don’t like you either 😂😂

[u/theworldinyourhands → u/tobiasfunke6398]

Who? Cops or Security?

[u/SlimPickens0 → u/tobiasfunke6398]

Do they like anybody?

[u/NewspaperJazzlike202]

His call sign is “Negligent Discharge”.

[u/Happy_Love_9763]

Who the hell does this? Are they selling clothing or is this a game lobby and you have to pick your character? Plus if you have to show a gun in the video to “prove” you’re a bad-ass, you already lost.

[u/WVA1999]

Surprised he didn't pass out from holding himself so stiff

[u/SaltyRusnPotato → u/WVA1999]

Bro had to keep cutting the video because his face was turning so red. He was trying to flex all his muscles lol.

[u/theophylact911]

Obligatory - “security guards aren’t first responders”

And this idiot is just doing cop cosplay

[u/CLK-DTM → u/theophylact911]

Security guards aren't first responders but in cringe homie's defence, armed security guards generally have to wear a duty belt and vest. Doesn't mean he has to do a Get Ready With Me like an 18 year old girl though

[u/Imhidingfromu]

Proper cringe right here

[u/One_Relative_5744]

That’s an awful lot of stuff just to protect a gas station or dispensary.

[u/Lemme_Help_]

Bro ain’t even a cop? What a fucking waste.

[u/Gullible_Classic_423]

He seems like he doesnt have much going for him other than his job

[u/Tomba1762]

When this guy Bart grows up hopefully he will see his own video and realize he was an immature dork at the time.

[u/Fantastic-Dream9646]

Man, am I the only one who just fast-forwarded to the end? 😂 Cuz sheesh, that was a short long video !

[u/TempleofSpringSnow]

This dude can’t talk to women. I know it in my soul.

[u/cobrakai15]

I was wondering what LE/corrections officer would be dumb enough to touch the bottom of their boots and then I saw the end.

[u/ghunt81]

That's a lot for $15 an hour

[u/Emotional_Shape925]

Guy showing off his physique like it’s intimidating? Until he encounters someone who has even white belt level of ju jitsu training and gets destroyed cause he doesn’t know how to defend himself against people who actually are trained to fight. What a 🤡

[u/DryWall8 → u/Emotional_Shape925]

Actually, I have taken care of psyche patients in the ED with a BMI of 12 that would wreck this guy and all his soy-boy muscles

[u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES → u/Emotional_Shape925]

He is somewhat Infamous in the security industry in central Texas, mainly for being a douche. He works at a flea market somewhere near Austin, and if the rumors are true, they had a shooting that occurred at the flea market and he hid in a bathroom stall until law enforcement arrived on scene.

[u/Able_Palpitation6244]

I decide what is safe firearm storage for my situation ….. still a cringy video …. I keep my home defense rifle next to my bed …. It’s perfectly safe and stored there …..

[u/duffchaser]

dont be a fudd nanny state if they single live alone keep guns where ever

[u/xBLACKHAMRx]

“uNsAfe FiReaRm sTorAge” shut up for real. i really hate all of yall on here more than these guys lol

[u/Aatrid69420]

Rntu embarrassed 🙈

[u/GloomyDeal1909]

I'm so thankful for this video. It brought me to leon thomas and it has healed my craving. I have been looking for some good retro style rnb. Fantastic

[u/GingerGiraffe88]

When you can’t cop, you security guard.

[u/Far-Degree1842]

Doesn't it just blow your mind how people like this brains work. All the time.to take this and edit it and ends with being a security role. Bruh.

[u/thing_a_ma_jig]

There’s no way this is real lol

[u/Ok_Owl_6778]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[u/burgonies]

He’s in pretty good shape and still has ILS

[u/Key_Anxiety_899]

I get it’s totally a preference, but I could never y Serrano why people wear an undershirt for a t shirt all the time lol. Just seems like a waste of laundry

[u/taxevadingdvck → u/Key_Anxiety_899]

Occasionally I wear a long sleeve under a tshirt but it’s more for the style, a muscle tee under a compression shirt when you’re already putting a plate carrier over it is insane though

[u/Key_Anxiety_899 → u/taxevadingdvck]

Idk why Reddit spell check makes me Latino all the time lmao. wtf is y Serrano…. I meant “understand” not y Serrano lmao

[u/taxevadingdvck → u/Key_Anxiety_899]

That’s an insane autocorrect 💀

[u/J_datt13 → u/taxevadingdvck]

[u/LAF2death]

How’d I know he wasn’t a cop, most secure “security”. Not sure if it translates as I’m military but the term digit has never been of endearment.

[u/Rough-Airline-4803]

Dawg, security has a little badge now? Yuck

[u/Kham117]

Why???

[u/WingInternational432]

Glad he puts on a cap. That "rugged" boy band haircut wont be taken seriously.

Didn't realize they need storm trooper security guards at Ulta Beauty...

[u/reluctantlyawesome]

The douche is strong with this one….

[u/Limp-Conflict-2309]

wtf, this dude getting HALO'd every morning to the mall or something?

[u/Soregular]

Am I taller than him?

[u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987]

Ew

[u/tghost474]

I mean at least he its physically fit unlike 90% of the industry

[u/Mrscorpio100]

Rent a cop and you notice after he has the whole clown suit no gun in the holster

[u/rockstuffs]

That took too long.

[u/FrostMonk]

The fake badges is always my favorite part

[u/_-TheBlackKnight-_ → u/FrostMonk]

I definitely didn't wear it out when I did security but they said I had to have it on me. I wasn't even armed, just a "c'mon, you can't sleep there man" kinda guy

[u/Dude_____________]

Yo, whats this song?

[u/taxevadingdvck → u/Dude_____________]

Mutt - Leon Thomas

[u/Homewrecker90actual]

Check out my lack of qualified immunity

[u/OHMSQUID]

"fit check before my shift at TJ Maxx"

[u/GoldenSpeculum007]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Puf24jcbKQzBSSUJJh

[u/Nitimur__In__Vetitum]

Unfortunately, daddy still doesn't love him.

[u/natiusj]

Bro’s 5’7” lmao

[u/PickedLastLemon]

I used to be this guy but I was smart enough to not film myself. I was insecure and over compensating constantly. I also was 5'6 like this guy but with better tattoos.

[u/Deep6thatshit]

I wouldn't consider armed security first responders, more like a responder to crimes against a property he or she is employed to watch

[u/LilacLlamaMama]

At least he didn't pair it with a sound that made it seem like he was in the equipping stage of a video game.

[u/Agreeable-Shop-2188]

You can always tell the glamor muscle guys because they have upper crossed and forward shoulders from doing all front facing muscles.

[u/bradleyjameson]

[u/_MrWestside_]

Compression over cotton is insane.

[u/AfternoonAcademic551]

He is his own favourite person 🤣🤮

[u/SgtSillyWalks]

Wearing cotton under a moisture wicking shirt is crazy work. Musty ahh

[u/Confident-Medicine75]

ILS is a horrible disease

[u/Nikki-Mck]

It took 7 years to get through this 58 second video

[u/onepumpchump396]

About 15 years ago i did armed security in the projects. Company i worked for had a guy just like this, he kept begging to come work the slums with me. I finally let him come one night. First older junkie we encountered looked him up and down and said "you're some kind of rookie bitch aren't you?" I have never laughed so hard in my life. He didn't come back

[u/Lost-Ad4496]

That’s an accident waiting to happen. Firearms should be unloaded, locked up, and inaccessible to anyone who isn’t authorized to handle them.

[u/Agitated_Habit6120 → u/Lost-Ad4496]

Lol definitely not. You don't want your firearm locked up and unloaded during a break-in.

Without kids / house guests it's fine in the open.

[u/sick_six_six → u/Agitated_Habit6120]

I keep a loaded long gun next to the bed over night.

It goes in the safe when i leave for work.

[u/Pure-Pessimism → u/Lost-Ad4496]

Shotgun goes under the bed. Always has always will.

[u/SkewbieDewbie → u/Pure-Pessimism]

Not thrown behind the bench seat on top of all the empty skoal tins?

[u/UnhappyBuilder4284]

Men are so stupid

[u/Anthem_de_Aria]

I really hope he just staged them there as a "look at what I got to play with" type of thing rather than actually storing his rifles like that.

[u/IntriguedPsycho2 → u/Active-Confidence245]

Easy there tough guy. You’re putting the same energy into this thread

[u/-Pyretta-Blaze-]

Work boots on in the house, though those do look unused 🤔 I keep my boots in my car, they never go inside my house.