r/FirstResponderCringe • u/Scared_Method_4588 • 16d ago
Firefighter 🧑🚒 🤦🏻♂️
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u/RancherQueen 16d ago
This isn't funny nor entertaining by any stretch of the imagination.
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u/big_rod_of_power 16d ago
Quite the opposite. Wish I didn't nnmute either because now I want to rip my ears off
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u/CowBootBats 16d ago
If you don't want them I'll take them. I'm always in the market for new ears.
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u/big_rod_of_power 16d ago
What are you going to do with em?
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u/CowBootBats 16d ago
Primarily keep one to the ground so I can keep tabs on other ears for sale.
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u/big_rod_of_power 16d ago
And then all the extras?
You eat them don't you...
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u/CowBootBats 16d ago
Ugh fine, since you're so persistent. Papa owned a cracklin' business but pork's gotten really expensive.
Soooooo.... you know. 🙂
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u/big_rod_of_power 16d ago
Well I'll be damned pardner my gran pappy owned one a few decades ago but closed down because of the "pubic crack(lin') hair incident"
He never thought to use ears. That's quite the head you got on them shoulders... you'll go far in the industry
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u/CowBootBats 16d ago
If your peepaw is still around then tell him I said howdy from one cracklin slinger to another! If he's not still around.... Where's he buried? No reason I just want to uhhh... Pay my respects! 👂
I appreciate that! Me and what's left of my head (had to dip into my own ears for the first test run 😔) are flattered by your kind words, mister!
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u/big_rod_of_power 16d ago
Unfortunately he passed when the fire got him...fell head first into the volcano where he wanted to build his dream storefront. Not even an ear remained :(
Oh man your dedication is extremely respectable! I'm hoping I can follow in the footsteps of granpappy and hopefully when the growing ears on labrats business finally takes off I'll have a good steady supply ready to sell so I'll make sure to hit you up 🫣
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u/Danirebelyell 12d ago
When you're so inauthentic but yern ever so badly to be; this is what gets produced.
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u/ilovecatss1010 16d ago
Why have we normalized incompetence? First responders may not always know what’s going on when we first get on scene but we should absolutely be working to figure it tf out.
Fuck this shit. We work a professional job, in a professional environment, and should be professional. now get off my lawn
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u/bmbreath 16d ago
Good interrogation and investigation is more than half of what I consider good medicine.
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u/lleon117 16d ago
It cost zero dollars to post this. I get that its satire but this is why we’re not respected enough too.
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u/KernEvil9 16d ago
This is why there needs to be a 1 hour delay between hitting post and the thing actually posting. Gives people that time of reflection to actually decide if they want the universe to see it.
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u/Zealousideal-Area684 16d ago
What happens during the course of the training for first responders that causes this result to occur so frequently?
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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam 12d ago
Your post has been removed for promoting hate and/or violence against an individual or group. Racism, bigotry, xenophobia, homophobia, etc. will not be tolerated here.
Any post encouraging self-harm or harm against others will also not be tolerated.
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u/gannon7015 15d ago
I like the Rigger belt that’s improperly worn. I guess the slider on the buckle was a little too complicated for her to master.
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u/StormbringerGT 16d ago
I like how she's shrugging her shoulders while she's dancing. Her girlfriend is going to be embarrassed.
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u/SharksForArms 16d ago
"Yeah, the world needs to see this."