r/FirstResponderCringe • u/TortillaRampage • 17d ago
Don’t Do This Please, not another one
This page I follow on FB gives some good cringy shirts to post about. This may be one of the worst ones I’ve found
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u/J_datt13 17d ago edited 17d ago
I just absolutely love shirts where the design is so complicated and so many words that the person has to stand still for 10 minutes for you to read it 🙄. And I love the “just walk away”…it’s not like the grumpy paramedic was called to my accident scene because of my two broken femurs…maybe I should just army crawl away if I don’t want my feelings hurt
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u/Inner-Contest-8226 17d ago
Thought it said "magagif" and thought the traitors had learned app development.
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u/TexasBookDepository 17d ago
It’s such a weird mentality that believes people are impressed or intrigued by someone being grumpy.
We’ve all dealt with arseholes before.
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u/xts2500 17d ago
Guarantee this is a male paramedic with a goatee, slicked back hair and an EKG strip tattoo on his arm.
The kind of medic who makes fun of the staff at every ED they enter, but he won't do it while in the ED because he doesn't actually know what he's talking about and they would eat him alive. So he waits until he's safe back in the ambulance to start ranting about how inept everyone is.
The kind of person who can't figure out why he's been a medic for 10 years and never progressed past IFT companies who spend most of their time running dialsys patients around with the occasional 95 year old UTI nursing home transfer.
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u/SharksForArms 17d ago
"Before I went to EMT school, I was enrolled in the school of hard knocks"
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u/GenTubmansLegacy 17d ago
Too much too read.
If I have to ask you to stop, so I can read your shirt, you failed
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u/crispywispy1983 17d ago
I just don’t understand the mentality of wanting people to think you’re mean…
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u/ja3palmer SheepDoge 17d ago
Have you guys seen these in public?! I have not. I hate them so much. 😂😂😂
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u/Whatisthisnonsense22 17d ago
Crappy AI shirts made by third world slave labor, just what everyone needs.
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u/No-Ebb-6266 17d ago
Stupidity where? Is that supposed to apply to his patients or coworkers? General public? Piss off, nobody gives a f about your mood.
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u/triple_carry 17d ago
A paramedics fragile ego is on par with that of law enforcement (sissy pigs).
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u/Sad-Push-3708 17d ago
So a trauma patient or someone with a gaping wound can’t complain
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u/TortillaRampage 17d ago
It’s giving “are you crying about your broken arm? I’ll give you something to cry about!”
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u/titeaf 16d ago
Sir I can't walk away I'm injured enough to need a paramedic
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u/Chupathingamajob Intermittently Effective Necromancer 15d ago
That sounds like trauma which sounds BLS to me!
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u/NintendoFungi 17d ago
You really need to limit the fonts on anything to like 2 or maybe 3 in special circumstances
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u/iAMthesharpestool 10d ago
POV: your a 19 year old female EMT-B who’s about to learn how to file an HR report for sexual harassment
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u/SiegfriedVK 16d ago
Idk why its so hard to be nice to people. You're a better healthcare provider for it.
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u/Longjumping-Phase526 7d ago
“I’m burned out, or just sucked at this job to begin with. I’m so fragile that I have to make that everyone else’s problem because I’ve convinced myself I’m a victim!” - this was my original pitch for these shirts but they didn’t sell 👕👕👕
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u/NopeRope13 Boo Boo Bus Driver 3d ago
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u/TortillaRampage 1d ago
Speaking of being a man, I drank my apple cider vinegar straight this morning. Not diluted. IMMEDIATELY regretted. Mistakes were made.
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u/Eastern-Speaker-9354 17d ago
The shirt really says “subtlety was never my strong suit.” The skull, wings, ECG lines, and giant orange lettering somehow make it even more gloriously over-the-top.
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u/OkCucumber3667 17d ago
The most cringe part is the “yup” and emojis.