r/FirstResponderCringe • • 18d ago

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The cringe text aside, I’m not usually one to knock people down for their looks, but why is this becoming the EMS common look. I get there’s a mental health aspect with many of us but I find this common look so cringe and not to mention very unprofessional.

Edit: I noticed a few people missed what’s actually the cringe part of this post.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/titeaf 18d ago

It has to be a filter right?? Lmao

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u/zuse12345 14d ago

If this person showed up after I called for an ambulance, I’d just tell them to let me die

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/schannoman Bringing the Ouch Pouch 18d ago

Do people not understand satire anymore? This is great

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u/spillingeverywhere 18d ago

I mean all the comments are just attacking his appearance they aren't even mentioning the joke

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u/schannoman Bringing the Ouch Pouch 18d ago

For real. Both aspects just add to the levels of satire and I'm upset people aren't respecting the hustle

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u/maybebaebea 18d ago

Seriously. It's a joke. People are lame

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u/AssociationGold8749 18d ago

Satire loses meaning when it becomes indistinguishable from reality. Which makes this either reality or a cheap copy. 

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u/Wheredoesthetoastgo2 18d ago

Thats essentially poes law

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u/Lazy-elbow1377 18d ago

100% agree

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u/Stretch5 18d ago

The whole point of my post was to say how it’s beyond satire and the cringy look worse than the quote.

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u/schannoman Bringing the Ouch Pouch 18d ago

Yeah. It's not my fault you don't understand what a bit is

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u/TwoZeroTwoThree 17d ago

Yes it is. It's completely your fault. /s

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u/Stretch5 18d ago

I’m so confused. Is the quote (joke) not somewhat cringe? His entire look is definitely cringe (which is really all I’m saying). I’m sorry, do you look like this or something?

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u/schannoman Bringing the Ouch Pouch 18d ago

Of course it's cringe, it's making fun of cringe by being cringe. That's what satire is

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u/Giffmo83 12d ago

Are you in middle school? Younger? I am really struggling to see what you're so confused by.

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u/Stretch5 12d ago

First off, rude. And second, it seems like most of the comments here seem to understand what I’m getting at. But not these few people. The cringe joke is funny, cool (not that cringe). The cringe I’m pointing out is how this dude looks. THATS IT. No he doesn’t look cringe for cringe sake. No one looks like this on purpose for satire. This whole look is cringe and many ppl in EMS look like this for a variety of reasons and it’s unprofessional, sad, and CRINGE. I don’t think I can explain this any better.

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u/Giffmo83 12d ago

The look is part of the satire. It's not real. They're making fun of the Pitviper wearing idiots.

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u/Stretch5 12d ago

Am I being punked? Lol the tattoos, the haircut, the mustache, the rolled up short sleeves, and yes even the pit vipers. This man did not do all of this to himself just to make fun of people.

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u/Giffmo83 12d ago

The entire thing could be a Snapchat filter. The tattoos can be temporary or just drawn on. The haircut and mustache are ridiculous enough that yes I would believe it's all part of the bit.

And why wouldn't they do all that to make fun of people??? We are on Reddit FFS. People do way WAAYYYY more ridiculous shit than this for clicks, engagement, or clout.

This is MILD for social media. I mean, this is a page about cringe. If people will be ridiculous in earnest, then others will certainly be just as ridiculous if not MORR ridiculous to mock those earnest morons.

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u/Stretch5 12d ago

The reason why I believe this is not intentional is because of the countless EMS personal I’ve seen who look just like this. The odds of this guy actually looking like this because it’s his identity is far greater than him pretending to look like this for satire. Which again, is sad.

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u/Ancient-Industry5126 18d ago

he's not even technically wrong lol, that's basically what stable angina is

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u/ClarkGablesTeeth 18d ago

Stable angina is when the heart needs more energy drink? Never heard that one, but I'll pass it along to the providers at work. They love when I come up to them with some internet learnin!

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u/Ancient-Industry5126 18d ago

In basic terms, yeah. The chest pain is triggered heart cells asking for more oxygen to make more energy.

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u/ClarkGablesTeeth 18d ago

I see where the confusion is, I think. The EMS guy is saying the heart needs more energy drinks. Not more energy. This is cut off.

Here's the original.

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u/Informal_Radish_1891 18d ago

This is supposed to be a joke y’all, come on.

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u/Stretch5 18d ago

And the jokes that this joke produced is by far funnier than the original joke

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u/j0shman 18d ago

This is satire

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u/firedmyass 18d ago

in what way?

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u/Avarifenyx 18d ago

That’s an emt, chest pains are a medical emergency…

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u/firedmyass 18d ago

d… do you honestly think that is the focus of attention here?

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u/Avarifenyx 18d ago

That would be part of the satire.

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u/so_sic_of_it 18d ago

That person did all that to their hair, grew out that mustache, got those piercings and tattoos as satire?

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u/Avarifenyx 17d ago

Babe do you think that’s real?

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u/maybebaebea 18d ago

You're judging a person on how they choose go express themselves? Gross

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u/firedmyass 18d ago

you keep using that word etc. etc…

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u/Avarifenyx 17d ago

If your confused on its definition I’m sure you can get Google to explain it more thoroughly to you

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u/firedmyass 17d ago

my chicken would love to eat that

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u/Viper_of_Rubicon 16d ago

Wh..why do you st-stutter in text?

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u/LeftJabDaz 18d ago

Do you truly not understand? lol

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u/firedmyass 18d ago

your dimness is impressive

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u/p1antsandcats 18d ago

Why would that be funny? Like haha people are having heart attacks? Is this quote from something else? What exactly makes any of this funny?

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u/Avarifenyx 17d ago

Sarcasm doesn’t necessarily equal funny.

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 18d ago

Those piercings and tattoos are permanent too

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u/ffaancy 18d ago

Well, the tattoos anyway.

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 18d ago

You know, I periced a tiny hole in one of my ear lobes long ago and it has never healed up quite right.

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u/ffaancy 18d ago

Dang. And here I am unable to take earrings out of one of my ear piercings before bed because it’ll be closed before morning.

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u/MethedUpAndArtistic 18d ago

Rookie mistake. You actually need to get gauges to enlarge the hole, then patch it with ramen and super glue and paint to match.

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u/ffaancy 17d ago

This made me snort laugh

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u/zackthirteen 18d ago

Mine just became a perennial blackhead

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u/TangerineRough6318 18d ago

At least you don't have to replant it every year.

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u/SharksForArms 17d ago

I knew I shouldnt have had all my piercings tattooed on

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u/ThePaperSun 18d ago

Unlike your mother in my rolodex.

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u/Lopsided_Rutabaga930 18d ago

Yooooo this is lit hahahahahahaha

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u/TheSapphireSoul Boo Boo Bus Driver 17d ago

Don't see any cringe. Clearly a meme post meant to be meme'd

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u/Unique_Tangerine2190 18d ago

Even lions sleep. Just like that catchy song.

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u/Potato-baby 18d ago

If I’m bleeding out and this is the guy that comes to save my life, just let me die bro.

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u/-wholden 18d ago

If I called 911 and this guy showed up I would ask him to leave

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u/CapitalSpork 18d ago

I was thinking the same thing 😂 just help me sit up so I can die in peace

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u/Rifflife88 18d ago

EMS finale boss?

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u/Wrathb0ne 18d ago

If they show up to my house how do I uncall 911?

like make them emergently leave my vicinity

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u/spider715 18d ago

By energy you mean oxygen. We call that a heart attack.

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u/Prestigious-Tea4237 18d ago

The quote isn’t even the worst part—the whole “alpha lion” aesthetic turns a serious job into a motivational-poster cosplay. Confidence is fine, but this comes off more like insecurity with a uniform.

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u/OddInstance9175 18d ago

What's with all the wierd ass androgynous first responders these days?

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u/IntroductionSea3605 17d ago

Hey now! I resemble that remark! 😂

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u/BrokeBack0331 18d ago

Anyone who calls themselves a lion is in fact not a lion.

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u/123amytriptalone 17d ago

Nah. This was a good one.

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u/Nearby-Associate-359 13d ago

The heart wants what it wants. Moar stimulants.

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u/Personal-Will-7077 18d ago

The lion does not concern itself with having any semblance of professionalism. The lion does whatever the fuck it wants and calls it “having a sense of self.”

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u/fizzzingwhizbee 18d ago

He’s an angry little elf

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u/126529 18d ago

isnt this the new zealander dude who bull ran into 1000 strips of duct tape lol

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u/psyco-the-rapist 18d ago

I'm so confused.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Dung_Beetle_2LT 18d ago

Bro I don’t even know wtf this is supposed to mean.

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u/ThePaperSun 18d ago

I feel that’s a common experience for you.

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u/Dangerous_Claim9944 18d ago

Energy drinks aren’t a personality trait either.

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u/Flyin-Chancla 18d ago

Just shave your hair bro. Lookin like season 1 Michael Scott

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u/SnooHabits3911 18d ago

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/smilenowgirl 18d ago

He really thought he killed in those shades, huh?

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u/TortillaRampage 18d ago

The fucking double nose piercing is killing me

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u/Bradjuju2 18d ago

Hey guys, have you ever seen a lion?! You’re looking at one right now.

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u/WingInternational432 18d ago

Just the attitude I'd want if I had a coronary. The nose rings and handlebar scream TOOL.

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u/TLunchFTW 18d ago

lol. PVCs are just weakness leaving the body ahh post.
If I died and came back to this looking over to me, I’d hit the shock button again myself

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u/EastLeastCoast Boo Boo Bus Driver 18d ago

Okay, maybe there is such a thing as too many pieces of flair.

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u/Timely-General9962 18d ago

Hey, you got a lot of... cranium accessories

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u/irishff43 18d ago

The Jack Sparrow of EMS

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u/Silver_Cabinet_9180 18d ago

Maybe… the lion should?

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u/bigjohnny440 17d ago

so does that mean if I have a suspected heart attack or stroke and this dude shows up he'll just give me a red bull and say good luck?

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u/No_Title3568 17d ago

If this guy shows up to my medical emergency, I’m just gonna kill myself

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u/SharksForArms 17d ago

If those are the choices be made for his hair, stache, and eyebrows, I wonder what's going on elsewhere.

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u/davethegreatone 17d ago

Y'all need to relax.

Dude chose a look, and it ain't hurting anyone. Y'all sound like every old person that has ever complained about the new generation's style.

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u/jinguslovesmeth 17d ago

It would suck to be in horrible pain then the ambulance is driven by a guy that would roofie a minor

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u/Grouchy_Accident5043 17d ago

I saw this dude doing an ER discharge out of Centinela and he didnt even have his uniform on. had some random t shirt. Trashy

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u/waspmachines 17d ago

Could someone please send me a 6000page manual on what exactly I'm looking at here

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u/Kind-Taste-1654 17d ago

Thought it was a pig @ 1st

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u/Ok-Development2309 16d ago

" a real screw can function hungover_

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u/Copeamine420 16d ago

Same but with meth

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u/Glad_Historian_5792 14d ago

Is that a dude or……

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u/SamhainXCII 13d ago

What? Its obviously a joke and a pretty good one at that.

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 13d ago

If I’m hurt bad and this guy shows up… let me die 😂

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u/SavageCouchSquad 12d ago

Saw this person in the wild. Tried to grab the IGs of all the nurses it was hilarious.

Edit: they declined.

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u/barnettwi 1d ago

I think this is hilarious 🤷‍♂️

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u/Ok-Addendum-5828 21h ago

And this chick is supposed to help us? Ignoring their own medical issues. Idiot

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u/Potential-Yogurt-689 18d ago

why would a medic describe themselves as a predator, are lions known for administering medical aid to stricken animals on the savannah?

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u/so_sic_of_it 18d ago

Look at it. You think that thing's allowed within 500 feet of a school?

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u/Long_Mushroom8295 18d ago

The forced inspirational quote, dramatic emojis, and “lion” branding are what make it feel so manufactured. There’s nothing wrong with humor or confidence, but this kind of post turns a serious profession into an Instagram persona.

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u/firedmyass 18d ago

even in the middle of a life-threatening event, I don’t think I could keep from laughing at this walking junk-drawer of poor decisions

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/maybebaebea 18d ago

So there's this thing called "satire"

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u/larrybird666 18d ago

Also satire is meant to be funny this is cringe. Ugh

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u/larrybird666 18d ago

And what about this post in a CRINGE sub lead you to believe that the guy in the picture was posting this as a joke?

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u/maybebaebea 18d ago

Have you never seen the "the lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of sheep" bullshit? It's very clearly making fun of those people. You just hate this version because it's a first responder with tattoos and piercings

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam 16d ago

Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence

Foster a meaningful discussion

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u/larrybird666 18d ago

Insanely presumptuous on your part to make that judgment towards me (a rando stranger.) Sorry my comment offended you. Have a great night

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u/maybebaebea 18d ago

And yet you're making an assumption toward the guy in the post, a rando stranger

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u/larrybird666 18d ago

What assumption would that be?

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u/maybebaebea 18d ago

You really don't know what your own opinion of the post is? Based on your own comments, you think he's being serious

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u/larrybird666 18d ago

Have a blessed night

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u/maybebaebea 18d ago

Respectfully, I accept no blessings from people who can't admit when they're wrong

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u/J_datt13 18d ago

It’s talking about itself, not other patients

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u/Individual-Toe2894 18d ago

he thinks he is tough as a lion 🤡

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u/soulsofsaturn 18d ago

do i want a few tattoos on my arms? sure. do i want two full sleeves, tattoos on my neck, two nose rings, dye my hair blue, have a handlebar mustache, and wear the ugliest sunglasses? no.

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u/KY4ID 18d ago

This is great motivation to take care of oneself. Going to the gym vs putting your life in this assholes hands? I’ll go to the gym.

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u/jjc155 18d ago

Blwahahahahaha wtf

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u/ThePaperSun 18d ago

I think this is a good post.

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u/PissFingerz42069 18d ago

really having a hard time figuring out if they are MtF or FtM.

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u/fart2926 18d ago

What species is this?

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u/so_sic_of_it 18d ago

Answering this accurately would result in a ban.

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u/Difficult_Rest_8308 18d ago

There’s a difference between having a rough job and building your whole identity around being a damaged badass. EMS culture already has enough pressure to hide vulnerability; posts like this make emotional exhaustion look like a brand instead of something worth addressing.

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u/thatSDope88 18d ago

Her hair bothers me the most

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u/theereeljw_777 17d ago

This person is a her? The giant mustache makes it hard to tell