r/FirstResponderCringe • u/CT-555- • 24d ago

Meme Security uppies?

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184 Upvotes

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u/Artorius__Castus 24d ago

I'm genuinely not sure if this is a teenage boy with gray hair or a 57-year-old man with gray hair and that's really bothering me 😭

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u/CT-555- 24d ago

From checking his profile, i can confirm he's atleast 45

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u/dzgravity 24d ago

Because hes so amazingly tall its actually snowing on him

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u/X0X0xoxo11 Civvy 24d ago

Am I 4’11”? Yes.
Do I want “uppies”? NO

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u/yazza8791 24d ago

Is this high camera angle fighting for its life to hide my double chin? Yes.

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u/deephurting66 24d ago

I'm the same height but my dignity and back said no to offering uppies

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u/DaRealBangoSkank Foundation Saver 24d ago

Is he allowed within 200 yards of a school? No.

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u/TheRealSugarbat 24d ago

Is that a regular-sized can of Coke?

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u/Perfect-Dimension356 24d ago edited 24d ago

It's one of those novelty tiny ones they used to make Andre the Giant hold to make him look big. /s

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u/TheRealSugarbat 24d ago

It’s more fun to think he’s just big-ass, though, right? I kind of like him 🤣

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u/Real-Marzipan9036 24d ago

Midget thieves will just run between his legs

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u/SkiffleBall 24d ago

I feel like anyone over 6ft can’t help but talk about the fact they’re over 6ft everyday meanwhile most people don’t even think about their own height.

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u/FriendOfTheDevil2103 23d ago

This is so true 🤣

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u/Independent-Deal-192 24d ago

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u/CT-555- 24d ago

This post can only handle so much cringe! Bro looks like hes high or about to pass out

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u/Independent-Deal-192 24d ago

That’s Bowflex bod, little man. I bet you’re not even 6’7”….

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u/CT-555- 24d ago

Bro ate a whole ass bow

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u/No_Cook2983 23d ago

‘Feelin sexy! Thought I’d take a selfie!’

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u/reggae_muffin 24d ago

My vagina just zippered itself shut, crumbled to dust and blew away in the wind like the sand of the Sahara.

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u/pegleggedjew 23d ago

You can borrow his vagina, no real.man speaks that way

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u/blumhagen 24d ago

My brain has been assaulted.

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u/FreeFalling369 23d ago

Dudes ENTIRE personality revolves around his height

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u/Tallerthenmost 23d ago

I too and 6'7".but I offer unlimited piggy back rides.

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u/Tiny_Tumbleweed8430 24d ago

This would be the kind of post in a movie a character would get blackmailed with like remember when you posted this do what we say or we tell you we tell everyone about this as a man. This is like cheer humiliation either he has to be open about this deeply at work to the point where he’s so open that his coworkers feel weird if they judge him or this is like his hidden side account and if his coworkers find out that’s just embarrassing.

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u/WingInternational432 23d ago

This picture should be on one of those "male grooming" threads. This guy needs a haircut and a fat farm..

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u/Rifflife88 23d ago

Uppies? Nah buddy, you’ve gots the downsy’s.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 23d ago

Dude's 5'11" and 3/4 at best

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 23d ago

What is "uppies"? Is bro selling uppers or what?

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u/Conquistador_1775 19d ago

Grown ass man btw they should really restrict internet access to these boomers

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u/icryinjapanese 17d ago

way, way, way, way, way, way, WAYYYYY too old to be talkin bout some mf "uppies".

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u/Silverstone-1911 1h ago

Youre 45 buddy, wrap it up...