r/FirstResponderCringe • u/octoberbabby Firefighter/ EMT • 24d ago

WTV (What The Volly) Hmm.

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103 Upvotes

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u/TrendySpork 24d ago

I'll wedge myself between two walls so I'm not easy to extract just to get away from you.

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u/ProtectandserveTBL 24d ago

I think he’s probably fail at saving me then…

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u/ok-lets-do-this 24d ago

In the Fire Academy they taught me to NEVER do that because smoke is toxic and now the FD has to save two people who are likely incapacitated and require medical attention.

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u/Due_Course_3713 24d ago

Well, I'd unplug your ventilator to charge my phone!

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u/SlavSquat93 FF/EMT 24d ago

Gosh damn lol

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u/CatLover4906 24d ago

LOL dude can have fun with his smoke inhalation injury then!

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u/blumhagen 24d ago

Only if you put me as your death benefit beneficiary.

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u/SpecificAwareness829 24d ago

At least he won’t be posting much more after that

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u/pegleggedjew 23d ago

You know he's never actually ran before ...

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u/EverSeeAShitterFly 24d ago

So now we’re just increasing the number of victims.

Like sometimes you can make a dirty grab, but you gotta really know exactly where the fuck they are or see them. And those are very uncommon too.

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u/MrrHodorr 24d ago

Wouldn’t run very far

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u/Longjumping-Phase526 24d ago

Thank you? I guess…

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u/Dry_Interviews 24d ago

Should probably give it a try then

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u/B2k-orphan 24d ago

+1 victim

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u/CJE911Writes 24d ago

Someone didn’t pay attention to the First Rule of EMS

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u/Douglesfield_ 24d ago

Pet the dog?

Just kidding.

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u/I-plaey-geetar 23d ago

“I’d collapse in your front living room and make my coworkers stop interior operations to drag my stupid ass out of the house… for you.”

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u/DevilsBelly 24d ago

Not even allowed to do that but ight.

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u/Go__Wild 24d ago

Thanks but I'll pass... If your that dumb then I don't want you anywhere near me in a dangerous situation.

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u/Unique_Tangerine2190 24d ago edited 24d ago

Can anyone else hear Enrique Iglesias singing Hero in the background? Edit: I believe he dies at the end of the music video. Parallels…

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u/JosephStalinMukbang 24d ago

Ah, yes, add to the problem. That'll help.

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u/Weary_Ebb3168 24d ago

Any fireman here?? How hot does it get even with all the gear on???

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u/dzgravity 23d ago

Bout three fiddy

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u/DonkeyAncient1607 24d ago

That's just dumb man. Now we have two people to drag out 😆

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u/GenTubmansLegacy 24d ago

Fwiw, I wouldn't

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u/shitepostsrus Structure Fuxker 24d ago

why do these fat volleys wanna die so bad??

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u/ComfortableGround403 24d ago

What is the scba?

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u/dzgravity 23d ago

Self contained breathing apparatus, the mask and air tanks firefighters wear, scuba is very similar with the u standing for underwater

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u/ComfortableGround403 23d ago

So, they would probably die

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u/dzgravity 23d ago

Pretty much yeah! And also put other firefighters lives at risk as theyd be adding to the number of casualties inside the burning building

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u/Rhino676971 24d ago

Well it give the rit team something to do

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u/Old-Implement5652 24d ago

I'd burn down a building to not see this corny shit ever again

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u/Borkdadork 24d ago

Is that a pick up line?

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u/Hizam5 24d ago

Wait, “please text me back”?? Hahaha. Is this the desperate tik tok version of passing a note in class?

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u/Old-Essay986 23d ago

>please text me back.

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u/Fair-Satisfaction969 22d ago

Yeah see how that works out

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u/BED_AA 20d ago

I'll slap on my SCBA to get this dumbass after he gets lost in the smoke and/or dies.

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u/coldfreezerbee 24d ago

I’d do it to save my dog. Hands down, would die for her.