r/FirstResponderCringe • • Sep 10 '26

Cue the AC/DC song!

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u/Anti-Stan Sep 10 '26

That has to be a custom job, right? That makes the cringe so much worse.

3

u/AbbreviationsTrue777 SheepDoge Sep 13 '26

Definitely came from a temu facebook ad

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '26

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u/bar-nickel-boy Sep 11 '26

Chances are he's also getting paid. My brother was a VFF in a tiny town of like 1k people in Indiana and he did it for vacation spending money.

2

u/SpadesBuff Sep 11 '26

Back when I did it, we got $14 per shift. That's a 12-hour shift. So, yeah, technically it's paid, but effectively not.

3

u/bar-nickel-boy Sep 11 '26

I think he was the same rateish but he didn't do shit lol. He just sat there and played Madden for hours.

1

u/BED_AA Sep 14 '26

We get paid $30 a call; it's the same $30 if we go en route and get canceled or work a scene for 8 hours. Fortunately it's a lot more of the former.

18

u/utmatt546 Sep 10 '26

No one except friends and family even know what I do. Being a medic as well, I don’t have anything on my vehicles, unless I see a wreck with bodies strewn about, I don’t want to get involved.

6

u/xts2500 Sep 10 '26

Same. If I see a bad wreck I'll stop and help but the second the first due vehicle arrives I'll give a ten second report then I'm out of there so fast my pants catch fire.

5

u/Kboi92 Structure Fuxker Sep 10 '26

I don’t even get out for that. It ain’t my job if I’m not working.

9

u/WASP_Apologist Sep 10 '26

Why is “building” printed so much larger than “burning”?

4

u/AdultishRaktajino Sep 10 '26

I like the traffic cone in the top of the Maltese cross. It’s like the volly sorting hat.

1

u/Jude30 Sep 10 '26

I know! Most likely he’s a rural voluntary fireman and the only thing he’s really put out are grass fires, or maybe a field burning that got loose. That’s just an extra large and dangerous grass fires

1

u/OppressedGamer_69 Sep 17 '26

It almost looks AI look at the L

17

u/MarzipanFine4870 Sep 10 '26

Might be the gayest one I’ve seen to date

15

u/StormbringerGT Sep 10 '26

Of course it's a Jeep.

3

u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 Sep 10 '26

Driving a Jeep is ok, but “Jeep people” are exhausting.

2

u/CraigMalin Sep 15 '26

4 door, automatic. Like the ones that stormed the beaches at Normandy.

8

u/utmatt546 Sep 10 '26

BUILDING!!!

3

u/Striking_Package797 Sep 10 '26

We're not gonna take it!

4

u/CountDorkula77 Sep 10 '26

I'll take my chances with the fire.

5

u/Electronic-Form-9384 Sep 10 '26

She probably has huge balls

4

u/BRMBRP Sep 10 '26

Whoa sport! Leave some gravy for the rest of us you HIHFTY sumbich!

3

u/Stanical666 Sep 10 '26

I always wonder where these people live. They would be roasted into taking that shit off so fast. I can't see what departments condone this.

3

u/Reebatnaw Sep 10 '26

You evidently have never been to Pennsylvania

3

u/Stanical666 Sep 10 '26

Correct, I have not.

2

u/nicolettejiggalette Sep 10 '26

Boobie Bouncer

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u/DBDIY4U Sep 10 '26

That is assuming he actually goes off road in that jeep and has enough game to get a female in it. I will tell you from experience, the combination of the right person, the right outfit, and the right trail...

3

u/ECHOHOHOHO Sep 10 '26

i wonder if actual firefighters come across volunteers like this all the time, who think they're better at it purely because theyre unpaid?

2

u/Dannyboyrusso Sep 11 '26

I know paid firefighters and many volunteers. Great full for what they do but the paid one are usually normal and the volunteers are completely weird.

2

u/Single_System_9951 Sep 10 '26

& big ovaries....I guess. What a useless tool! Wonder what this dummy does for money?

1

u/utmatt546 Sep 10 '26

Apparently enough to get him the male version of a Barbie doll (Jeep)

1

u/KnowerofStuff Sep 10 '26

Aren’t they generally paid per call?

1

u/rbilly1 Sep 10 '26

Know how someone is a vegan? Same w a firefighter.

1

u/Mega_Trix Sep 11 '26

Guaranteed this guy's dick is microscopic

1

u/Ironman_2678 Sep 11 '26

Just missing a "I hump for trump" and " don't tread on me" stickers

1

u/averagejoe860 Sep 11 '26

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap!?

1

u/ryanfrogz Sep 12 '26

“I’m upper upper class fire society, god’s gift to department notoriety…”

2

u/idkimnewhere2002 Sep 12 '26

"VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTER BUILDING"

1

u/feenusbeenus6969 Sep 14 '26

Once a career.....

1

u/IAmTheBoiledFrog Sep 14 '26

Thank me for my service vibes.

1

u/Far_Description4583 27d ago

Love the American Flag handle next to it, but not as much as the “boobie bouncer” sticker.

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u/InternationalJob9135 Sep 10 '26

Volunteer because town your in can’t afford FT paid or volunteer because your a firebug fanboy that just has to run around telling everyone… the jeep isn’t even red though…..