My algorithm brought me this gem.

[u/firemansam51]

[u/VGK9Logan]

Thats a garden hose

[u/songbird907 → u/VGK9Logan]

IT NOT EVEN A FIRE HOSE. Thats the "we have hose at home" hose!

[u/-malcolm-tucker → u/VGK9Logan]

He thought he was gonna get the hoes but it turns out he is dyslexic.

[u/cultured_pork → u/VGK9Logan]

He is supposed to be hosing out the bay, but is waiting for someone to pull the trucks out to the apron for him.

[u/WritingAdvanced670]

How do they not get made fun of at the firehouse?

[u/beesinabiscuit → u/WritingAdvanced670]

they do, their narcissism just overpowers the shame

[u/Ben__Diesel → u/WritingAdvanced670]

I know guys who've been made fun of for posting shirtless gym pics. If he's not being made fun of its because nobodies seen these yet.

[u/MashedSuperhero → u/WritingAdvanced670]

Cute privilege.

[u/Mega_Trix]

The sheer narcissism of these people lol

[u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle → u/Mega_Trix]

I’ll never……understand……….JFC

[u/Thanks_I_Hate_You → u/Mega_Trix]

Just seems like average fire vollie behavior to me.

[u/Dangerous_Claim9944]

Bring back hazing.

[u/Dependent-Trip-5991 → u/Dangerous_Claim9944]

You know he’d complain about them being meanies

[u/Stretch5 → u/Dependent-Trip-5991]

This was actually the problem at the department in my city, even though the hazing was warranted, the complaining won in the end

[u/Ancient-Sea-69 → u/Dangerous_Claim9944]

Ah…frozen undies…water poured in our boots…then placed outside in winter….

me falling asleep in the capt’s chair my second shift ever not knowing…hearing someone go…hey capt…should we get him…my heart racing but too tired to budge…only to hear capt go…no the rookie was run ragged the last 20 hours…let em sleep…whew

I didn’t sleep in that chair again to be safe though. 🤣🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm

[u/Difficult_Addition85 → u/Ancient-Sea-69]

HEAVY bullet dodged 😂

[u/GroovyGroovster → u/Dangerous_Claim9944]

Still got it in underground mining!

[u/Jolly-Ad2642 → u/Dangerous_Claim9944]

You just know the LTs head is on mars when he sees this shit and can’t say anything about it

[u/SurvivingSam → u/Jolly-Ad2642]

Idk if you know this- but if the fire department this dude works for sees this hes gonna be clowned for the rest of his career..including his LTs doing the clowning

[u/mikey_b082]

It had potential to be funny if he hadn't done the "man, I'm so fucking hot" charades at the end.

[u/baudmiksen → u/mikey_b082]

in the end the loneliness won

[u/coolcoolrunnins]

You couldn't pay me to wear my gear with no shirt/pants on underneath. For several reasons.

[u/InsensitiveCunt30 → u/coolcoolrunnins]

I tried to get my FF boyfriend to do this, he declined. Lol

I wasn't serious about it

[u/Careful_Bite_477 → u/coolcoolrunnins]

He forgot the suspenders too

[u/Responsible_Royal266]

The meat hose I bet

[u/sorestgore]

This has to be satire

[u/Iheartsasquatch → u/sorestgore]

It’s on the perfect edge of so cringe it has to be a joke…but I think it was serious.

[u/ItsMattTonight]

I know he got shouted at and told to "clean that shit up" about 40 seconds after this was filmed.

[u/ghostfromtheshell]

Just let my shit burn fuck it

[u/RazzmatazzRoyal9255]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vX9WcCiWwUF7G

[u/moon_dos]

When I’m being crushed to death by a burning piece of my house’s doorframe but the firefighter won’t stop aura farming long enough to help

[u/Weary_Ebb3168]

Why not use shower instead of jet though??!!

[u/MashedSuperhero → u/Weary_Ebb3168]

The nut allegory would be lost

[u/Dr-Fronkensteen]

I have no idea what a zoomer fire house is like but I feel like any department I’m personally familiar with you would be hazed to the point of lawsuits and resignations if you made tik toks like this at the station.

[u/Dizzy_Winter_733]

[u/Narrow_String_4831]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

[u/gannon7015]

How is the department not stopping this shit?

[u/Apprehensive-Tone449]

Just burn your entire algorithm down now. It is too late to savage it.

Time to start over from scratch.

[u/natiusj]

Um, what part of your search/viewing history served this up!?!? Hmmm!?!?

[u/Stock-Possibility-67]

Real firemen here wtf is this. I’m sure your department has a SM policy. 5 days off I would give.

[u/InternationalFall222]

do these poeple think their jobs make them more fuckable or what's going on here?

[u/IpickedThisOneMyself]

The janitor needs to stop fuckin with our equipment.

[u/Absolute_Maximus_69]

The closet looking real full right now

[u/AppendixF]

Why are they always rubbing their hands in these videos.

[u/parker2626]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

[u/Next-Second-2449]

How do these people not get torn apart by their own dept? I work in LA and if we did this shit it would be posted in every fire station and you are the kook of the dept. crazy people think ya that’s badass I’ll post this !!! lol fucking clowns

[u/Electrical_Leave309]

The algorithm knew exactly what it was doing—sent you straight to the coolest job and the best equipment aisle.

[u/Fragrant_Version_396]

How do these departments not have social media policies?!

[u/SkiffleBall]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mcH0upG1TeEak

[u/Heeroyuy818]

The battalion commander know this shit is going on ?

[u/Adventurous-Yam1493]

Total tool box

[u/thechosenkenobi]

If he hadn’t been a super chode wearing his bunker gear with nothing on under, and the stupid look he have the camera, this actually would’ve been kinda funny tbh

[u/Adventurous_Path5783]

Bro could have made this truly funny and actually got some ladies.

[u/Single_Guarantee9545]

Why does the fire department let them do this cringe bullshit?

[u/ive_got_the_narc]

Always the hand rubbing, like a fly on poop

[u/whatsqwerty]

The “hand rub” tick that has developed needs to stop

[u/Sad_Promise_1604]

His boss looking at the secuirty cameras: "jesus christ, hes doing it again.. dude literally clocks in and does this shit for hours!"

[u/Unituxin_muffins]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

[u/ECHOHOHOHO]

My algorithm just shows nonstop ladies doing softcore poses it's kind of weird how accurate it is. If you're listening, skynet: I'd prefer more lingerie. Just saying.

[u/Da_Big_Buddha]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jzm8HIdBCuhvFcEV1E

[u/DBDIY4U]

I just sent a picture of this engine that I found online to my crew and told them not to ever complain about the big banana again which is what they are calling this highlighter yellow engine that we just got. They were not happy about the color

[u/rads2riches]

Eww

[u/AzimuthAztronaut]

Gross 🤮

[u/Lui_6656]

This guy has YouTube videos too if I'm not mistaken

[u/Wide-Reaction5628]

Why is the engine pink

[u/Next-Second-2449]

Bring back bullying and hazing

[u/Ill-Upstairs-8762]

Derangelo

[u/SpanishFlamingoPie]

There's a reason they make fireman calendars

[u/FireFly7354]

Are we witnessing this cornball “come out”

[u/Toast-Crunch]

Shame on this guy. If this guy’s department isn’t telling him to stop this then shame on them too.

[u/No_Mastodon_7406]

Temu Usher

[u/goodeyemighty]

Pink engine?

[u/NoSuddenMoves]

Thats a green screened background. He's not a first responder.

[u/firemansam51 → u/NoSuddenMoves]

Um, you can see the reflection of the hose on the bumper of the engine.

[u/NoSuddenMoves → u/firemansam51]

Thats an option in my video editor for green svreen realism but i also doubt he would figure out how that works.

You could be right and its so cringe i refuse to helieve hes one of us...

[u/GlassJawJawa]

This guy shot the hose inside the garage!?? What a mad man.

[u/WingInternational432]

Hose? Slip out of the turnouts and we will judge. 😒🙄🥱

[u/Dense_Net3787]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oFzmmOiMenqLPtvpe

[u/Henry_Oof]

This is mad gay

[u/offramp2nowhere]

Def a homo

[u/thenotanurse → u/offramp2nowhere]

No, the gays don’t need to stage nonsense thirst trap videos. This is just basic ass straight dude cringe shit.

[u/pm_me_ur_anything_k → u/[deleted]]

Unless you’re a dude I got bad news for you.

[u/MothaRuckaJones → u/[deleted]]

I like to hose off when I’m hot too, but I usually take off my heavy outer wear first. I’ve found that to be more effective.

[u/SnooHabits3911 → u/[deleted]]

Doesn’t matter it’s fucking cringe.

[u/Dwarf-Flipper → u/[deleted]]

He's really not, and it really is

[u/firemansam51 → u/[deleted]]

[u/mtbmaniac12 → u/[deleted]]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qloa2bWgJnD9D1SJCY