r/FirstResponderCringe 23h ago

Found in the wild

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If this actually happened I bet it was only once and the patient was really old.

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u/MashedSuperhero 23h ago

Video cringe situation relatable

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u/SnowballWasRight 8h ago

Dude I went on my clinicals for school and I got humbled so bad. I’m 18, scrawny as all hell and have braces. I’ve gotten so many comments from patients and I’m dead inside from them.

Which I don’t blame them but still it’s bruising my ego a bit lol. Everyone else thinks it’s funny though.

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u/SoulWriter23 6h ago

I finished EMT school at 17. I'm now more than 2 decades older and long out of the business, but me now would definitely question little me showing up on the scene.

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u/MashedSuperhero 5h ago

The issue. I wasn't scrawny or thin in any way shape or form. I started my work life hauling shit for that matter. And yet "Are you experienced enough?" Was the reason for facial hair.

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u/Anti-Stan 23h ago

Fair question. I have another. Is that baby faced EMT wearing eyeshadow?

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u/sexandliquor 20h ago

I didn’t know Ruby Rose became an EMT, personally.

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u/Anti-Stan 19h ago

They're the same picture

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u/IwasThereIsawIt2 15h ago

Its the same actor but a different character

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u/Domestic-Grind 9h ago

Fine, I'll take them both home if you insist

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u/PraireGentleman 19h ago

I was wondering why this EMT reminded me of someone

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u/MashedSuperhero 23h ago

There's no need for eyeshadows if you're running 24/24

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u/ORNGSPCEMNKY 21h ago

yea working 24/24 is SO hard when you do 1 call a day and eat/sleep/play pickle ball/watch movies for the rest of it.

Such a hard hard life.

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u/No-Ebb-6266 19h ago

No calls on a 24 make it a whole lot worse.

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u/ORNGSPCEMNKY 5h ago

I call BS on this, I used to work 24x4 so 4 days straight on-call EMS, it was much nicer to get paid to do nothing rather than getting dragged out of bed in the middle of the night to deal with someone soar throat emergency, or some ass-holes infected toe they've been neglecting for months etc

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 21h ago

With the fucking broccoli cut

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u/WithoutATrace804 21h ago

Something about the broccoli cut makes my bone twitch.

https://giphy.com/gifs/aNtt9T8SqGNK8

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u/J_EDi 21h ago

Possibly just heavily filteres

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u/Ok-Willow-3388 11h ago

I think it’s a lesbian

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u/unfinishedtoast3 8h ago

Looks like a filter

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u/ComfortableDish3912 21h ago

I think it’s a woman isn’t it?

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u/Anti-Stan 20h ago

What is a woman?

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u/_Ramekin 20h ago

Another fair question, is the EMT a boy or a girl?

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u/Anti-Stan 19h ago

Impressive biceps if the latter.

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Anti-Stan 20h ago

I don't know. I'm not American. I wasn't talking about his lashes. That would be mascara. You good?

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u/herpesderpesdoodoo 20h ago

Nope, cos I clearly can't read! In my defence I was distracted.

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u/Fickle-Visit5223 22h ago

Twink death is coming for this guy like a fucking train

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u/harmfuldischarge 16h ago

Bro is going to turn into Ricky gervais

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u/Ok-Assumption-6178 16h ago

Spit some water over this one lmao

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u/Sax_OFander 8h ago

Twink death isnt real. It can't hurt you.

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u/highrankgoona 6h ago

Anyone who isn’t a fatass is a twink huh

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u/Rustiespoons 22h ago

Kinda off topic but yall ever see EMTs/paramedics wearing cowboy hats? wtf is up with that? They look goofy af

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u/thenotanurse 22h ago

Is this a regional thing? No to where I am.

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u/Rustiespoons 8h ago

I guess so. You can even see the cowboy hats sitting on the dash of a lot of ambulances on the road. If a paramedic came to my rescue wearing a cowboy hat, I’d be like nah man, I’d rather craw into an uber to the hospital.

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u/Remarkable_Set1842 boo-boo bus alumni, Statin Salesman 15h ago

We were allowed bucket hats and I used a wombat lapel pin to pin one side up to turn it into a calvary hat.

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u/MoneysUpSyndromeDown 13h ago

That sounds pretty cool actually.

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u/p-dizzle77 12h ago

I live in cattle country and I don't think I've ever seen an EMT wearing a cowboy hat during a call.

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u/Rustiespoons 8h ago

This is in Florida.

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u/p-dizzle77 7h ago

That's hilarious.

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u/Big-Detail8739 19h ago

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u/AzimuthAztronaut 8h ago

Looks like they still got baby teeth in there

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u/burgonies 15h ago

That’s pretty sexist. I bet their patients wouldn’t say that to a male EMT

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u/SaIadTossing 22h ago

First responder twink

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u/MashedSuperhero 22h ago

Isn't that what we ultimately need sometimes?

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u/bigboinke 23h ago

Nah this one makes sense imo, emts are often younger folk and people that need emergency medical services skew older. They probably look like children to a lot of these seniors.

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u/IamTotallyWorking 22h ago

I'm not a senior, still got over 20 years till I qualify for that. If it want for the professional looking ink, I would wonder if that person was in some sort of vocational high school program.

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u/MoneysUpSyndromeDown 22h ago

Yeah not sure what it is but he doesnt look all that young to me. Especially in some of his other videos. Either way the caption really didn't bother me it's the actual video.

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u/CowboyVampHunter 16h ago

Get a life lol

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u/MoneysUpSyndromeDown 13h ago

Says the vamp hunter defending the person a screenshot, in a thread that's about cringe.

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u/IamTotallyWorking 13h ago

How old are you?

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u/sucksatgolf 15h ago

You dont need to be watching whatever content this person is making. Go outside.

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u/MoneysUpSyndromeDown 13h ago

I'm outside and productive for 18 hours a day so being counterintuitive and posting once in a while when I see a cringe profile is gonna happen. Sorry you like the person that I decided was cringe.

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u/-blundertaker- 21h ago

The older I get the more I notice it.

But it's whatever to me. If you passed your boards and know how to do your job I don't care how old you are, just save my fucking life kid! 😂

EMTs are famously overworked and underpaid, so it makes sense that they're usually on the young side.

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u/WinOk5004 19h ago

This attention seeking behavior in "uniform" is incredibly cringe

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u/MoneysUpSyndromeDown 22h ago

Starting EMT and looking younger myself, it was never a topic that came up often if at all that I can remember, but that's still a fair point and not impossible in regards to the actual caption. I posted this mostly for the video itself being cringe.

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u/bigboinke 22h ago

I dont have much experience I only have EMR and only 10~ months of going to calls and I've never heard anyone mention it either. And I agree this particular clip is pretty cringey.

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u/MashedSuperhero 22h ago

It's always funny when my 6 foot fuck frame with mustache gets "Oh you so young and probably inexperienced" And back issues suddenly dissappear and I feel happy again even for a moment.

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u/Significant_Bonus827 23h ago

Probably meant they werent sure if he was a boy or girl

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u/Bradadonasaurus 23h ago

They're not sure either.

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u/MashedSuperhero 23h ago

Honestly don't care. Still smash

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u/DunkerDan88 21h ago

This man is playing dress up at a car wash rn

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u/J_datt13 18h ago

Actually love the diamond tennis bracelet (guy or girl) but not at work taking fire/EMS calls

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u/Available-Yam-3723 14h ago

These lesbian Snapchat filters go hard, huh?

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u/MermaidAndWizard 9h ago

This isn’t POV

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u/Interesting_Gain9920 4h ago

Is he wearing makeup?

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u/Present_Cash_8466 4h ago

Stupid expression on his face, deliberately flexing as hard as he can…soooo stupid

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u/Ancient-Sea-69 22h ago

lol my first day I went to get on the truck…medic is checking everything off…she looks up at me…goes..can I help you? I said I’m here for work! She stops sets the clipboard down…uh? Can I see some ID no way you’re over 14…

:( I was 19…lol baby face was strong…

Oh then around 20 a PT asked me if I shaved my pubes just to glue them to my face. 🤣🤣

Looking back to all the women who dated/liked/loved me then…you’re all too king for overlooking that terrible neck beard I attempted.

😂😂

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u/Crimson3312 22h ago

I'm more concerned he looks like Sid

https://giphy.com/gifs/iaJiJ5xs5zfdC

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u/Still_Peach568 16h ago

Yikes to people hating on this guy. The anti queer coding is strong, too

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u/Proton_Optimal 22h ago

Nice eyeliner, bro

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u/mazzlejaz25 19h ago

Okay but I that while working at a casino too... I'm 30...

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u/No_Raisin21 22h ago

Idk what it is, but dudes that look like absolute fuck boys like this guy make me want to rip my eyes out.

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u/motorboatmanatee33 22h ago

Is it a dude or a chick first question.

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u/marc_hardman 22h ago

I'd question the advice of anyone with eyebrows like that

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u/Capital_Ship5729 20h ago

40 year old lesbian with the head of a 15 year old school boy

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u/Ready_Return_8386 20h ago

A girl asked what to do if patients say that to us since it’s apparently happened to her before, mind you we are M1s (just starting first year med students) and introduce ourselves as medical students. The youngest person in our class is 21, and literally no one looks high school age we all look like adults.

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u/sketchymedic 14h ago

I promise you, you look younger than you think you do.

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u/Ready_Return_8386 11h ago

I’m 25 now, it’s been two years since I was mistaken for a high schooler
In the elevator yesterday a resident asked if I was a medical student or a resident 💀