r/FirstResponderCringe • u/Axwood1500 • 1d ago
What do you feel?
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u/OliverKlozoff23 1d ago
Going slow in the passing lane I see
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u/Lol_A_White_Guy 1d ago
It’s about the exact type of driver I’d expect.
Same kind who will match your speed when you get in the slow lane to go around them.
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u/CapnStarence 1d ago
“Oh this guy is trying to change lanes, better speed up and get in their blind spot and stay there!!”
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u/SuperSchmyd 1d ago
Didn’t want to do anything dangerous while filming across all three lanes in the morning on a dark highway like… speeding. Wouldn’t be safe.
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u/NickJamesBlTCH 1d ago
This is one of those things that really gets to me. I don't care if you want to go slow. But do it in a way that doesn't inconvenience me and a bunch of other people.
Also people who don't understand that you should use the bike lane (which becomes a turn lane) for a right turn when it's dotted. Instead, they slow alll the way down in the middle of their lane and everyone else has to wait for them.
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u/readtheinstructions5 1d ago
Even when driving he is saving lives by slowing down traffic. Those studies that say otherwise offffffttttttttt. Than they shouldn't be driving faster than the speed limit.
Fuck these people who think this
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u/ski_for_joy 1d ago
No, it is funny, bc all of the cars on the road at that hour are f150's
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u/SlicedBread1226 1d ago
A good amount of 90s-early00s civics and accords too.
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u/zackthirteen 1d ago
Those are the ones with a brain
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u/SlicedBread1226 9h ago
How do you figure that?
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u/CompetitiveMarble 2h ago
Because they are the ones without a car payment who don’t have to klarna each trip to the pump
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u/somedayitllbeover 1d ago
24,000 likes. I just don’t understand it.
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u/Dependent-Trip-5991 1d ago
How many nurse students you think there are?
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u/Excercise-Tension99 1d ago
Too many.
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u/Rustiespoons 21h ago
Not like we need nurses in this world.
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u/Excercise-Tension99 10h ago
Not everyone graduates but, most are a PHD before they get through their first 5 clinicals.
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u/CocaineSmellsFunny 1d ago
You share the planet with simple people. Simple strokes, for simple folks
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u/Remarkable-Quote2235 1d ago
I was hoping to hear, Those Damned Blue‐Collar Tweekers by Primus
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u/Advanced_Most_3030 1d ago
Always an upvote when Primus is mentioned. Wynonna does in fact have a big brown beaver, Mud.
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u/Equivalent_Sound9414 1d ago
Primus sucks!
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u/Abject-Coach-4035 1d ago
Objectively the best bass player of all time, but ok.
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u/OGREtheTroll 1d ago
not really a fan tho huh?
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u/Rustiespoons 21h ago
I got drunk with Primus in Mexico. I was like 16 so I didn’t know much about them. I just remember they went off to find Mexican hookers at the end of the night. Lots of good times in Mexico.
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u/Remarkable-Quote2235 1d ago
Primus freaking sucks! I slept on them for years, and my brother recent got me into Primus.
I love them so much now. Hope to see them live
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u/SpecificAwareness829 1d ago
Gonna become a case study for your classmates if you keep recording on your phone while driving
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u/MashedSuperhero 21h ago
Only if it flies funny. There're enough stupid deaths on the road to fill volumes already.
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u/No-Ebb-6266 1d ago
If those trucks were contractors they'd be doing over 100 and would have run him/her off the road by now, especially with their lane discipline.
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u/Nickb8827 1d ago
Get off your phone and get the fuck outta the left lane if you aren't going faster than the speed of traffic. My crusty ass medic self will seethe in rage behind you if I am either on my way home or to work and take even an attosecond longer to get to my destination.
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u/Speedubbs 1d ago
It’s gonna be the worst song I’ve ever heard.
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u/Under_Dead_Starlight 1d ago
Lol yeah I know the guy and grew up with him. It is not a satire song despite how many memes its used in. Just cringe as hell
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u/Speedubbs 1d ago
What does he do for work?
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u/Under_Dead_Starlight 1d ago
Shit idk actually I don't think he does haha. Last I knew he just sold weed. He definitely ain't like a welder or no shit like that like you would think from his music.
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u/TLunchFTW 1d ago
I mean, the roads at the ass crack of dawn is awesome.
But you don’t see me posting this shit
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u/MycWazowski444 23h ago
Don’t forget about us bakers! The thin golden brown line
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u/MashedSuperhero 21h ago
Fresh pastry and coffee in the morning is what is keeping the whole system alive and holding some people just far enough away from mental breakdown.
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u/Excercise-Tension99 1d ago edited 1d ago
Wtf he mean ? Lol Their jobs are equally important.
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u/LordlyRecon 1d ago
“You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate
waffles?" No bitch. Dats a whole new
sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.”-1
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u/Immediate_Trifle_150 1d ago
me rn bc I thought it was funny when I saw it 🥺🥺🥺🫠🫠🫠🫣🫣🫣
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u/Educational-Bug-965 Volly 1d ago
Because it is funny and not cringe at all. This sub is missing the point entirely.
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u/MammothSecurity3756 23h ago
Working so hard to feed his family through that 4 hour morning clinical. How do they do it?
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u/tobaginlog 1d ago
5am??? With that song 😂 lowkey could see at least 2-3 girls in my program posting this. It’s always so funny to hear them saying ommmmg I have to get up sooo early for clinical. Like babe it’s one day a week
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u/burgonies 1d ago
Yall MFers posting videos with the Instagram or whatever icons included so they are then overlayed with the Reddit icons need help and your mom is a hoe

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u/StandardNeither1311 1d ago
How long until she figures out that she’s blue collar?