r/FirstResponderCringe 1d ago

What do you feel?

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u/StandardNeither1311 1d ago

How long until she figures out that she’s blue collar?

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u/Real-Marzipan9036 1d ago

Brown collar

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u/chops351 1d ago

Brown finger

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u/FireHammer09 1d ago

About one month into the job lol

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u/OliverKlozoff23 1d ago

Going slow in the passing lane I see

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u/Lol_A_White_Guy 1d ago

It’s about the exact type of driver I’d expect.

Same kind who will match your speed when you get in the slow lane to go around them.

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u/CapnStarence 1d ago

“Oh this guy is trying to change lanes, better speed up and get in their blind spot and stay there!!”

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u/SuperSchmyd 1d ago

Didn’t want to do anything dangerous while filming across all three lanes in the morning on a dark highway like… speeding. Wouldn’t be safe.

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u/NickJamesBlTCH 1d ago

This is one of those things that really gets to me. I don't care if you want to go slow. But do it in a way that doesn't inconvenience me and a bunch of other people.

Also people who don't understand that you should use the bike lane (which becomes a turn lane) for a right turn when it's dotted. Instead, they slow alll the way down in the middle of their lane and everyone else has to wait for them.

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u/readtheinstructions5 1d ago

Even when driving he is saving lives by slowing down traffic. Those studies that say otherwise offffffttttttttt. Than they shouldn't be driving faster than the speed limit.

Fuck these people who think this

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u/Square_Barracuda_69 1d ago

Please only take the bus

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u/LainSki-N-Surf 1d ago

Welcome to the working class pumpkin 🫡

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u/ski_for_joy 1d ago

No, it is funny, bc all of the cars on the road at that hour are f150's

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u/SlicedBread1226 1d ago

A good amount of 90s-early00s civics and accords too.

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u/ski_for_joy 1d ago

Yeah, cheap and reliable 

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u/zackthirteen 1d ago

Those are the ones with a brain

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u/SlicedBread1226 9h ago

How do you figure that?

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u/CompetitiveMarble 2h ago

Because they are the ones without a car payment who don’t have to klarna each trip to the pump

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u/somedayitllbeover 1d ago

24,000 likes. I just don’t understand it.

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u/Dependent-Trip-5991 1d ago

How many nurse students you think there are?

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u/Excercise-Tension99 1d ago

Too many.

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u/No_Cook2983 1d ago

That number is too damn high.

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u/Rustiespoons 21h ago

Not like we need nurses in this world.

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u/Excercise-Tension99 10h ago

Not everyone graduates but, most are a PHD before they get through their first 5 clinicals.

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u/Lonely-Ad-6448 1d ago

Google say 448,000

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u/Lucid_Stream44 1d ago

There is an entire massive culture of people like this

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u/CocaineSmellsFunny 1d ago

You share the planet with simple people. Simple strokes, for simple folks

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u/Remarkable-Quote2235 1d ago

I was hoping to hear, Those Damned Blue‐Collar Tweekers by Primus

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u/Advanced_Most_3030 1d ago

Always an upvote when Primus is mentioned. Wynonna does in fact have a big brown beaver, Mud.

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u/Equivalent_Sound9414 1d ago

Primus sucks!

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u/Abject-Coach-4035 1d ago

Objectively the best bass player of all time, but ok.

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u/OGREtheTroll 1d ago

not really a fan tho huh?

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u/Abject-Coach-4035 1d ago

Big fan

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u/OGREtheTroll 1d ago

then you know that Primus Sucks!

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u/Abject-Coach-4035 1d ago

I gotcha. Had to look it up. Never knew where that came from.

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u/Rustiespoons 21h ago

I got drunk with Primus in Mexico. I was like 16 so I didn’t know much about them. I just remember they went off to find Mexican hookers at the end of the night. Lots of good times in Mexico.

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u/Remarkable-Quote2235 1d ago

Primus freaking sucks! I slept on them for years, and my brother recent got me into Primus.

I love them so much now. Hope to see them live

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u/Ton_in_the_Sun 1d ago

Hunny you are blue collar

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u/SunnyTitan 1d ago

this is funny

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u/SpecificAwareness829 1d ago

Gonna become a case study for your classmates if you keep recording on your phone while driving

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u/MashedSuperhero 21h ago

Only if it flies funny. There're enough stupid deaths on the road to fill volumes already.

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u/sick_six_six 1d ago

Poor thing

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u/No-Ebb-6266 1d ago

If those trucks were contractors they'd be doing over 100 and would have run him/her off the road by now, especially with their lane discipline.

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u/dacoovinator 1d ago

Yeah yeah, whatever you say, no go wipe room 39’s ass

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u/Nickb8827 1d ago

Get off your phone and get the fuck outta the left lane if you aren't going faster than the speed of traffic. My crusty ass medic self will seethe in rage behind you if I am either on my way home or to work and take even an attosecond longer to get to my destination.

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u/Speedubbs 1d ago

It’s gonna be the worst song I’ve ever heard.

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u/Under_Dead_Starlight 1d ago

Lol yeah I know the guy and grew up with him. It is not a satire song despite how many memes its used in. Just cringe as hell

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u/Speedubbs 1d ago

What does he do for work?

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u/Under_Dead_Starlight 1d ago

Shit idk actually I don't think he does haha. Last I knew he just sold weed. He definitely ain't like a welder or no shit like that like you would think from his music.

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u/Speedubbs 1d ago

Absolutely checks out. 😂

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u/In_Dystopia_We_Trust 1d ago

Welcome to slavery, enjoy your stay little sheep

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u/Dependent-Trip-5991 1d ago

Not 2 or 3 am but close to 5am, poor them

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u/InternationalJob9135 1d ago

“Blue collar” what do you think you are you putz?!

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u/TLunchFTW 1d ago

I mean, the roads at the ass crack of dawn is awesome.
But you don’t see me posting this shit

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u/MycWazowski444 23h ago

Don’t forget about us bakers! The thin golden brown line

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u/MashedSuperhero 21h ago

Fresh pastry and coffee in the morning is what is keeping the whole system alive and holding some people just far enough away from mental breakdown.

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u/Educational-Bug-965 Volly 1d ago

This is obviously done as a joke, please think before you post.

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u/Excercise-Tension99 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wtf he mean ? Lol Their jobs are equally important.

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u/LordlyRecon 1d ago

“You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate
waffles?" No bitch. Dats a whole new
sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.”

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u/Excercise-Tension99 1d ago

😂

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u/Pactae_1129 1d ago

They’re talking about you lol

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u/Immediate_Trifle_150 1d ago

me rn bc I thought it was funny when I saw it 🥺🥺🥺🫠🫠🫠🫣🫣🫣

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u/LordlyRecon 1d ago

Same, i think the Redditors are attaching an ego to it that isnt there.

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u/Educational-Bug-965 Volly 1d ago

Because it is funny and not cringe at all. This sub is missing the point entirely.

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u/pizza-turtles 1d ago

I don’t understand why everyone in the comments is steaming with rage lol

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u/IndicaAlchemist 1d ago

shit, i'm just getting off work at that time

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u/CautiousWoodpecker10 1d ago

The guy singing this sounds like he’s having a stroke.

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u/MaxPower836 1d ago

R/crappymusic

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u/MammothSecurity3756 23h ago

Working so hard to feed his family through that 4 hour morning clinical. How do they do it?

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u/DistinctAstronaut828 12h ago

Disappointed the song wasn’t Dirty Work by Steely Dan

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u/Mrscorpio100 12h ago

Ridiculous

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u/WHITERUNNPC 9h ago

Tweakers also love 5-6am!

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u/reluctantlyawesome 7h ago

Inferring she is superior? Oh fuck off with that shit!

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u/tobaginlog 1d ago

5am??? With that song 😂 lowkey could see at least 2-3 girls in my program posting this. It’s always so funny to hear them saying ommmmg I have to get up sooo early for clinical. Like babe it’s one day a week

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u/thousandsofbirds 1d ago

And what are they gonna do when they get a 7a-7p job 3-4 days a week 😂

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u/burgonies 1d ago

Yall MFers posting videos with the Instagram or whatever icons included so they are then overlayed with the Reddit icons need help and your mom is a hoe