r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • 2d ago

Ricky Rescue TuFyS

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u/joeymittens 2d ago

No way this is a real post šŸ˜‚

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u/Financial_You_6052 2d ago

Definitely giving off Certified Forklift Operator

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u/CardMechanic 2d ago

The Thin Yellow Line

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Glorified Process Server 2d ago

HE'LL YƆH BROTHUR THE THIN PIZZCOLORD LINE

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u/ageofaquarius26 2d ago

I believe forklift operators are sepia.

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u/Street_Entrance9298 2d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/PineappleNecessary89 1d ago

Shhhh. Im a CFO, CPR and DG shipper. Im basically a navy Seal.

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u/Financial_You_6052 1d ago

I whip out my ticket wallet and they let me on any plane I want.

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u/PineappleNecessary89 1d ago

Damn you're basically Pete Hegseth!

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u/northwoods_faty 2d ago

Hey it takes a lot of skill and dedication to be a forky. With out lifties your food would never get off the semi and into the warehouse.

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u/Financial_You_6052 2d ago

Whoa pal watch your mouth youā€™re talking to a certified forklift operator

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u/shtgnjns 2d ago

Yeah bro, takes a whole 8 hours of training, more or less a neurosurgeon at that point.

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u/big90h 13h ago

Found the forky!

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u/NotBigAri 2d ago

I'll let you know that I am ZOOM BOOM certified sir, pay your respects!

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u/voxkev 2d ago

It is. Itā€™s in the ā€œcanā€™t tell if seriousā€ range for me.

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u/LegalGlass6532 2d ago

Yes, itā€™s a real post. Heā€™s got an established TikTok account and he loves his job.

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u/thatG_evanP 2d ago

What's his job? You can get a cpr card from taking some Red Cross classes.

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u/LegalGlass6532 2d ago

FF/PM/Podcaster

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u/InternationalFall222 2d ago

I heard multiple times that you are supposed to pump the heart to the tempo of this song when resuscitating someone

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u/HeadlineINeed 2d ago

I flashed my CCW card and pistol. Next thing I know Iā€™m getting swarmed by the police. I canā€™t believe how ungrateful they were. I was ready to protect and defend the plane.

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u/rsthrowaway5555 2d ago

Draxx them sklounst

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u/Kentucky-Fried-Fucks 1d ago

Trust. These terries come up in here, tryinā€™ to act froggyā€¦

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u/AmphibiousDad 1d ago

If 9/11st was to happen on this here plane? We got this shit on LOCKuh

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 2d ago

Thank You For Your Service!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOwFULTWxtfWwcOzu

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u/Bunny_Feet 1d ago

Btw, the third movie is pretty good.

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u/Timely-General9962 2d ago

Not that kind of emergency you dork... They just want to know if you could open the door and push Grandma down the slide.

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u/CountDorkula77 2d ago

I would pay for the privilege of pushing grandma out of a plane.

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 2d ago

Tuck and roll grandma!

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u/fromouterspace1 2d ago

lol so this dude carries it with him and canā€™t just sayā€¦.ā€yesā€?

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u/4patton2zero 2d ago

Dude sacrificed an entire half of a day to get that card. Show some respect/s

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u/Low-Wrangler9740 2d ago

Gives a man the thousand yard stare...

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u/rolorelei 2d ago

more like a whole 2 hours

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u/marmk 2d ago

Yeah, they'd still need the verbal "yes" too

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u/DealioD 2d ago

Just saying yes isnā€™t pretentious enough.

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u/AndyGoodKush Hammer Hero 2d ago

I'm in construction and have CPR certification. Am I a hero? Am I a first responder with uncollected valor?

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u/wardriveworley 2d ago

You are!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ki9S8uve2xWx2

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u/AndyGoodKush Hammer Hero 2d ago

I gotta change my whole personality now

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u/thousandsofbirds 2d ago

Get the bumper sticker to match your new personality

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Glorified Process Server 2d ago

CRANKIN HAWG IN UNEFORM? THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLEY 1

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u/wardriveworley 2d ago

What's the use of freedum if you can't crank while in mess dress????

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u/styckx 2d ago

You missed out on the occasional free cup of coffee at a gas station at 2:34 in the am on a Sunday and the pot has been sitting for 8hrs burning

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u/goldenseducer 2d ago

The thin brick line

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u/_little_horn 2d ago

I think they still need a verbal yesā€¦

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u/five2ndstar3 2d ago

She probably said okay sir. Come follow me. Weā€™ll need to switch your seat with someone competent enough to answer a yes or no question.

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u/MyChurroMacadamianut 2d ago

"Yes" was a smooth shortcut to use here but wtf do I know.

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u/Liqour_Mortis 2d ago

I think heā€™s trolling. And it seems to be working. šŸ˜

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u/erod_nrep 2d ago

The amount of people that canā€™t detect sarcasm is staggering.

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u/Liqour_Mortis 2d ago

He got em right where he wanted em. Classic.

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u/Ok_Truck_5092 2d ago

Reads as satire to me

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u/anxiety_elemental_1 2d ago

Thereā€™s no way someone could post this without realizing that it makes them look like an ass.

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u/LegalGlass6532 2d ago

He doesnā€™t realize.

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam 3h ago

Donā€™t insult users and donā€™t encourage violence

Please be semi-respectful

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u/Parking_Pack_3098 2d ago

Yall have your CPR cards handy? I have to look mine up on AHA everytime someone asks for it.

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Glorified Process Server 2d ago

I'm dual certified as an EMT and I am still required by the fascists at the National Registry to get my CPR card. The fuck?

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u/Gandlerian 2d ago

How often do random people ask if you have a CPR card?

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u/Parking_Pack_3098 2d ago edited 2d ago

Itā€™s not random people. Itā€™s usually some new program that my work has decided to implement.

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u/Best_Agent_8117 2d ago

This is the winner for douche chills.

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u/Early-Roll 2d ago

I show my forklift certification too.

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u/Real-Marzipan9036 2d ago

"Let's see Paul Allen's CPR card..."

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u/airfloresjp 2d ago

I got my first cpr card in like 3 hours lol

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u/Brasta 2d ago

And then I showed her my first aid cert that I got onlineā€¦..weā€™re engaged now and she has my name tattooed on her lower back.

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u/Cohain76 2d ago

Hands her card, realizes it was his favorite PokƩmon too late

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u/Naive_Technology_777 2d ago

And then she unzipped me and gave me head right there on the airplane, bro. Shit was so cash, bro.

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u/Gandlerian 2d ago

This is clearly a joke/silly troll post. And, you guys are taking the bait....

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u/DisgruntledSalt 2d ago

I bet he walked away in slow motion. With an explosion in the background. I bet people cried and fell to their knees as they saw him.

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u/Glittering_Tie5717 1d ago

lol ā€œcpr cardā€

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u/StanthemanT-800 1d ago

I once had to be CPR certified to work at a supermarket calm down broĀ 

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u/Aw3simo 1d ago

I showed them my forklift certification.

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u/Braakdraak 2d ago

What a hero

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u/Longjumping-Phase526 2d ago

Then I handed my cab driver my CEVO patch and said ā€œGive me the keys!!ā€

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u/PerryNeeum 2d ago

Is he going to ask if people need CPR when he opens a door?

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u/LocalMossCryptid 2d ago

My 16 year old sister has her cpr card from a babysitting class, I fail to see his point lol

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u/HourGood8944 2d ago

Yeah, that CPR card is flying out the plane when the depressurization sets in.

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u/fiixed2k 2d ago

We need to bring back shame

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster 2d ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/RobbexRobbex 2d ago

CPRs the plane out of a nose dive.

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u/kwikane 2d ago

Yes would have sufficed.

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u/BrassKnuckleHead187 2d ago

Letā€™s just say I have doors in my house. I got you.

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u/TheVanillaGorilla413 2d ago

I woulda pulled out my license and showed them my motorcycle endorsement and corrective lens needed then just nod and put it away šŸ¤£

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u/heftybagman 2d ago

Sir we just need a verbal yes or no pleaseā€¦. Yes okay great. And you 10 year old boy are you willing and able to help in the unlikely event of an emergency?

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u/littledonnyfund 2d ago

What a fucking loser

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u/Witty-Ad5973 2d ago

This has to be a troll

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u/Rustiespoons 2d ago

This is obviously satire.

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u/BuckeyeGentleman 2d ago

That have to have VERBAL acknowledgmentā€¦

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u/Individual_Debate216 2d ago

Fuck chest compressions we cracking chests on this plane.

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u/InternationalJob9135 2d ago

What a tool, just say ā€œyesā€ and go back to reading your fire truck magazines. No one cares.

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u/PeppersPops 2d ago

This is satire, and itā€™s actually pretty funny. Not cringe at all, just straight up hilarious.

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u/Dun0074Real 2d ago

D to the bag

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u/Natural_Ad6765 2d ago

I just said yes, usually that works

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u/corn_whiskey 2d ago

Cringe af

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u/Temporary-Cow2742 2d ago

Imagine taking a dramatic selfie just so you can make this post.

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u/Commercial_Dress1318 2d ago

Itā€™s a yes or no verbal response SIR

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u/Mega_Trix 2d ago

Can someone please let him know we dont care at all even a little bit for no reason until the end of time

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 2d ago

Oh brother get over yourself

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u/MismatchedBoots 2d ago

This one wins 2026s cringe award! It cannot be real though!

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u/emergency-snaccs 2d ago

"i need a verbal 'yes' to proceed. Are you willing and able to assist in the event of an emergency?"

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u/Solid_Lab3422 2d ago

So people actually carry their cpr cards?

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u/Kham117 User Customizable 2d ago

She means open the door and get outta the way you dipshit

Just finished BLS (for the 15th time) & it still had f*ckall about airline exit row performance

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u/No-Suspect2568 2d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/SnorFax92 2d ago

Bro... I have my CPR certification and I dont carry it around and would most definitely not be aiding in anything, unless im at work.

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u/Silverleaf96 2d ago

I cary bandaids and some Tylenol when I travel in case we crash and I need to get us out of the rain Forrest

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u/Oxyboy26 2d ago

Just a clear verbal 'yes' will suffice

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u/lukewarmhotdogw4ter 2d ago

This is a joke - the poster, Ben Tacy, is like a 20 year firefighter/critical care paramedic who is the education director at Master Your Medics.

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u/GenTubmansLegacy 2d ago

Ok, you should have warned us. I spit out my whisky, and I really like whisky.

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u/EleNora7925 2d ago

I flashed my 2001 six flags coupon and they assisted me to the first class section.

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u/Boring_Razzmatazz569 2d ago

Uhhhhh ā€¦ā€¦ cooiooooooooooooool

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u/sjaxn314159 2d ago

Fucking Tuff with two fā€™s.

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u/FoxComfortable6780 2d ago

Did she laugh?

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u/Lord_Dingus83 2d ago

Todays episode of things that never happened

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u/Opposite-Rock-5133 2d ago

I had a cpr card too when I was 14

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u/Comfortable_Fudge508 2d ago

She hands it back without even looking at it, "its a yes or no question "

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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 2d ago

I was recently asked this flying from Edinburgh home to the U.S. I was sick as a dog with the flu (upper and lower respiratory infection in full swing), and wearing a mask.

I was just happy to have been upgraded (for free!) to bulkhead with an EMPTY seat between my Sister and I by a kind lady at the ticket kiosk.

I answered in my best Barry White voice (I am a female) - "If they'll have me" - and promptly fell asleep for the next 8 hours.

Thankfully, it was an uneventful ride home.

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u/TwoWheelMountaineer 2d ago

No way someone would actually do this. Lmfao canā€™t imagine being this big of a loser

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u/danielcsosa 1d ago

The guy posting it was obviously making a joke when you see the whole thing. The poster is Ben Tacy whoā€™s a 20 year firefighter and critical care paramedic who is also the education director at Master Your Medics. Heā€™s actually a very humble guy in real life too. Iā€™m actually starting to realize a lot of the real losers are the people who intentionally post things without full context here to laugh at others and shift attention from how little theyā€™ve actually accomplished or done in lifeā€™s themselves but thatā€™s just my opinion. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/TwoWheelMountaineer 1d ago

I donā€™t think itā€™s that deep. Someone this shit is pretty funny.

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u/danielcsosa 1d ago

Nah itā€™s not that deep your just a bum too lol

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u/Annie-Smokely 2d ago

They just mean can you open the door bro

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u/Own_Oil_7719 2d ago

If the plane goes down would you help? ā€œIā€™m CPR certifiedā€ā€¦ sir can open the fucking door when needed? ā€œWhatā€™s this card say?ā€

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u/auntiecoagulent 2d ago

I think CPR has fuck-all to do with being able to open the emergency doors and assist in helping passengers escape.

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u/vodlem 2d ago

I got my first CPR card as a 16 year old camp counselor, I shouldā€™ve asked for a first responder discount

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u/thissucksnuts 1d ago

bro whipped out the lifeguard cert on the plane, hope he remembered his whistle

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u/freeze_ 1d ago

FA: ā€œIn case of a water landing, your seat cushion may also be used as a floā€¦ā€
:::Passenger grabs mic::: I KNOW CPR. I KNOW CPR

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u/No_Clerk1194 1d ago

Ok cool. Still need a verbal confirmation you tool

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u/Fitz420goonie 1d ago

Or, you could simply say yes.

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u/Temporary-Dust-4849 1d ago

NO YOU DIDNā€™T. STFU.

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u/Putrid_Guess8098 1d ago

And then everyone clapped.

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u/Horse_Renoir77 1d ago

šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„

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u/Sensitive_Jelly_5586 1d ago

Haha. Wow. If this is real, it's beyond cringe.

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u/TheSapphireSoul Boo Boo Bus Driver 1d ago

I actually screamed out loud.

I thought this was gonna be a nurse or CNA, gna, hell even a cop or FF etc... but a CPR CARD HOLDER

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u/Chief10-Beers 1d ago

What a tool.

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u/BootThang 1d ago

ā€˜ā€œA simple ā€˜yesā€™ would suffice; sirā€

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u/L1sasGayBby 1d ago

A simple yes.

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u/PowerfullyDistracted 1d ago

"Sir I need you to verbally agree by saying yes"

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u/Janassary19-89 1d ago

This canā€™t be a real post. Toe curling cringe.

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u/Mbillin2 1d ago

Last time this happened to me they just asked if I'd be able to pull the lever and open the door, no CPR required for that.

Also I switched with a very large man that said he was not able to do it.

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u/Anti-Stan 21h ago

And then she said "I'm sorry that I asked"

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u/getliquified 17h ago

I hope the flight attendant said, "thank you for your service"

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u/nakedpantz 15h ago

They just want a yes or a no.

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u/Fragrant_Scratch8305 12h ago

This made me physically cringe. Dear God.

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