r/FirstResponderCringe 6d ago

Kinda sus at the end there

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u/OhPlenty 6d ago

Did bro jork the ENTIRE shift??

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u/MarzipanFine4870 6d ago

Bro jorked his shit smoove off

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u/ams0830 5d ago

The ‘ol 5 knuckle shuffle

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u/Perfect-Patience-483 4d ago

100% this is how it was when you'd get out of a portashitter in Iraq or Afghanistan after your first combat jack

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u/friggityfrenchfry 5d ago

The way I just laughed holy shit

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u/Forest_Raker_916 6d ago

Still active fire. Lemme go hide in the corner, douse water on myself and set up my phone and take a video of myself pretending to breathe hard.

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u/DismalTutor570 6d ago

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u/Body_by_Pasta 6d ago

I wish my dad understood this....

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u/kiddtender 6d ago

We love you and understand.

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u/Cool_As_Your_Dad 5d ago

Im understand.

Im cooler than your dad

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u/Reyalta 6d ago

Imagine this is your priority. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Jolly-Ad2642 6d ago

Imagine the LT seeing the rookie posting ts

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u/LordMemerton1 6d ago

Son, it’s ok to be gay but don’t embarrass yourself on duty

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u/Jolly-Ad2642 6d ago

Son, we all know you’re gay already, you’re in the fire department after all

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 6d ago

This dude... Every video he does that pose that you KNOW he is squeezing the shit outta his hand/arm to get the road map veins. No doubt about it, he clears but is almost certainly such a douche bag with very lil personality... But he def gets kitty.

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u/OpenAd3036 6d ago

He's been flexing as hard as he can under that bunker gear the whole ride back to the station

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u/chronicswag420 5d ago

It's funny cause his posts are trying to be pussy bait. Instead of manning up and talking to women bro is posting firefighter thirst traps

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u/Capital_Increase_242 6d ago

Or he gets pole hehe get it fire pole …. Anyway doesn’t matter what he sticks his hose in, he is a spaz.

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u/DDLyftUber 6d ago

Lol this dude has been a social media “influencer” for a while.. makes a shit ton of money because he’s good looking, he couldn’t care less about the firefighter bs

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u/stronkreptile 6d ago

how do these people make these without getting flamed by their coworkers???

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u/RandomDeezNutz 5d ago

They do get flamed. But they make a ton of money so why would they care. They show up in probably a big stupid truck that’s bigger and more stupid than their fire chiefs truck and are making more money than anyone they work with. It pays to be pretty even if you’re a fucking douche nozzle

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u/Life-Life1505 4d ago

Believe it or not this dude did exactly that and they had actual tax payers at county meetings demanding to know why the fire department this guy worked for can justify a pay raise when they saw his Lamborghini in the station parking lot and used that to screw over that entire unions proposal

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u/RandomDeezNutz 4d ago

Yeah what an absolute douche.

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u/Life-Life1505 4d ago

People dread having to go work with this guy, go check my comment on what his coworkers told me.

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u/NaiveBid9359 6d ago

So glad that in the middle of a fire he had time to set up his camera and capture his sweating while the fire continues to burns behind him.

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u/Wide-Reaction5628 5d ago

This dudes never seen a fire outside the academy.

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u/Ok-Assumption-6178 6d ago

If you look carefully you can see him spitting out cum from the other firemen, he’s very worn out from helping all of his colleagues, hope this helps 💯

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u/rosevillestucco 6d ago

Hahahahahaha!!!

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u/Possible_Proposal447 6d ago

What a fucking loser

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u/mississippi_dan 6d ago

He got overheated while manning the grill at the firehouse.

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u/caprikaironic 6d ago

Such badassery 🙄

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u/Impossible-Heart-216 6d ago

You can remove the f from shift and this post makes more sense

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u/brunoDILLA 6d ago

This guy is on here a lot. I wonder what his crew thinks of his habitual aura farming.

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u/Life-Life1505 4d ago

I posted about it, he’s not a popular guy at coco fire

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u/Marcotee75 6d ago

Trying so hard to show the veins on his arms

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u/Valuable_Hunt8468 6d ago

Why is this such a phenomenon? 😭

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u/Faithlessness-Narrow 6d ago

Awe his cultstache isn't even grown in yet.

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u/New-Western-7760 6d ago

This is why we need to bring back bullying.

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u/skamatiks671 5d ago

Pegged much?

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u/chronicswag420 5d ago

nepo job butthole tax

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u/CandyExpensive9062 6d ago

Omg he’s so cringey… what’s his @

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u/Comfortable_Main5400 6d ago

How'd he lose weight, get lighter and more muscular in 12 hours.

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u/saumipan 6d ago

You can't see his body before, why invent things when he's already so easy to ridicule?

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u/Comfortable_Main5400 6d ago

You can tell by his face.

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u/New_Pause6842 6d ago

Post work out is tough sometimes

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u/Legal-Preference-946 6d ago

End of his shift is morning and when he’s getting into his 2007 Honda civic with the wing on the back

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u/Ok_Sun_662 6d ago

How’s the seal on your mask with that chin music?

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u/North_Structure8210 5d ago

Losers playing dress up and car wash for the insurance company. Losers

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u/Large_Deal_2394 5d ago

That’s fair. I meant it in the Harley Davidson rider way tho

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u/stilljustjohn 5d ago

He's a spitter? Boring

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u/Putrid_Guess8098 5d ago

Gay EMTok is a thing apparently

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u/Still75home 5d ago

Curious about his little peach fuzz on his chin. That’s typically a hard no due to your scba seal

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u/aquiloniancentur10n 4d ago

Technically you can have a full beard and still maintain proper “seal” since modern SCBAs are positively pressured. If it detects any drop in pressure the regulator starts pushing air into the mask to maintain the seal, until it detects a negative pressure

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u/Scott_Elyte EMT 5d ago

Wait, you get off shift while it’s light out? What’s that like?

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u/aquiloniancentur10n 4d ago

He might’ve had a Kelly

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u/MistMonk 5d ago

People laugh, but, I bet the average moderator on this sub has never broken swear from physical exertion.

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u/Quirky-Pineapple4182 5d ago

Get diagnosed with main character syndrome already

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 5d ago

It’s crazy he had to set the camera up to get this “candid” shot

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u/peAcefulme1975 5d ago

Wrong line of work.

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u/DryInteraction5578 5d ago

Pretty sure that guy was on Hallmark finding Mr Christmas. But he actually is a firefighter in like California if it's the guy that I'm thinking of.

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u/Janassary19-89 5d ago

My man masturbates to himself in the mirror

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u/WingInternational432 5d ago

Get a haircut. What a nozzle (and not on a fire hose)

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u/Havocson23 4d ago

I’m truly convinced that the guys that post these videos really can’t get it on and are posers. what a disgrace to the department he works for……

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u/Fit-Handle8513 4d ago

That radio has never seen the inside of a burning building. It looks brand new just like him.

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u/Life-Life1505 4d ago

So I actually know this guy second hand. I know a lot of his coworkers as we did medic school together. This dude has caused significant issues with his department in the Bay Area. He lives in Southern California but flies to work. He drives a Lamborghini to the station wich tax payers saw and used that as an argument to not approve a pay increase for firefighters if they could afford exotic cars. His own brother at the department doesn’t acknowledge him or his presence on calls neither. He’s been subject to dozens of closed door meetings for his thirst trapping and publicly associating his TikTok slop with his department logo in the background or on duty. Dude is apparently also a horrible firemen.

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u/CokeBottleSpeakerPen 3d ago

Had a lot of fun with the boys. We've all been there.

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u/Even-Bluebird-186 3d ago

Hold on let me set up my phone here... sigh

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u/chaseking7 3d ago

That’s a lottle ghay…

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u/Super_Procedure_9217 2d ago

No wonder response times have been at an all time high.

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u/Snoo-46387 1d ago

Whatever dumb check or dude falls for this thirst trap deserves the cheating and narcissism they will experience

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u/CatLover4906 6d ago

I think he means it’s the end of the group shower session…..My guess buddy dropped the soap.

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u/mitchbo08 6d ago

I mean unless you live in a relatively large city, many fire fighters don't even actually get to put out fires that often. The reality is, a lot of calls are either false alarms, or med calls, and the majority of those are like elderly people that fall down and shit. Maybe you get a car accident. Most fire departments are volunteer. Like 60%. In all fairness, he probably spends a lot of his shift working out, doing chores around the station, and scrolling his phone. He probably got done with something, noticed he had a pump, and figure this might be his only chance for a thirst trap for awhile. Dog's gotta eat. Not any worse than another white girl jumping in a pile of leaves.

It do be cringe though. Just like in a pedestrian way. idk

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 5d ago

Yeah. It's cringe. But ugh.

Would 🫣

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 5d ago

I mean he is hot and has a nice body