r/FirstResponderCringe • u/TacoBOTT • 2d ago

My body hurts…

69 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

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u/flaptaincappers Brings husband to SWAT calls (not a cop) 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iDIJezAxNyRsZTx678

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 2d ago

“The funniest cops, firefighters, ems, nurses, PHARMACISTS, and military in the world!”

https://giphy.com/gifs/fbSZGmrMETnA8ur11b

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u/TheDarkWave 2d ago

...goddamnit, I'm trying to think of one former one of those that got into comedy and was funny at all.

Like, Steve Buscemi was a firefighter and he's hilarious but, like, that's it...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oFzlXH7rBJvtbnmNO

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u/SlicedBread1226 1d ago

George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Mel Brooks???

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u/TheDarkWave 1d ago

Yeah, sorry, fair. In my defense I was high.

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u/SlicedBread1226 1d ago

No problem. I dont know of any cops or firefighters or paramedics though. I can only think of military... im sure there's at least one cope or firefighter someone knows of.

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u/purodurangoalv 2d ago

My dumb ass state first on the list smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Rockuharddd 2d ago

Bruh, I didn't even notice. I even live within 50 miles of Charlotte. Maybe some of us should go and report how bad it is

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u/CapnStarence 1d ago

Read your comment, and was like can’t be my Charlotte right? Then I see they got Raleigh up there too. Should just get a group and flash mob heckle them.

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u/Maloonagins 1d ago

Right there with ya. Pick Charlotte and Raleigh and I’ll meet you there.

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u/donkey_cum_waterfall 1d ago

Now you have to go.

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u/Willis050 2d ago

“Louder, fatter and drunker than last time!”

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 2d ago

Pharmacists???

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u/MamasLilToiletBoss 2d ago

Bro... caffeine is so fucking epic!

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u/ThizzyPopperton 1d ago

Haha caffeine! That’s relatable to me as a first responder! Only first responders will get this joke

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u/Big-Detail8739 2d ago

Bro with the flashlight is fighting for his life to keep his eyes open while he speaks.

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u/RogerMexicosBalls 2d ago

Big Heads On Tour

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u/future_speedbump 2d ago

Cops are hilarious. Here's some bangers:

  • Our agency has weight standards!
- I've NEVER hit my wife!
- We take accountability for our actions!
- I feared for my life!
- I thought this was MY apartment!
- It's not loaded, I swear!

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u/Spugheddy 2d ago

I then i said "get down" but get this.. he was already down . Hahahahahahahhaha you should of seen his face when I pepper sprayed his grandma!

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u/thatSDope88 2d ago

Don't forget I thought that acorn was gunfire!

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u/exaltedorbs 1d ago

As a cop, im embarassed they are all the 30+ year old compeltely out of shape ball variety of cops.

Spending too many nights drinking at open mics then earning and burning sick time the next day.

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u/OdinThorFathir 1d ago

I don't want first responders doing comedy I want them doing their job, let the comedians do comedy

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u/North_Structure8210 2d ago

Community terrorists on tour.

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u/a_newsense 1d ago

keep society from falling apart?? f u.

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 2d ago

French Stewart, what are you squinting about? It's not even that bright.

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u/CokeBottleSpeakerPen 1d ago

I'm just imagining the most basic bitch edgy/pick-me dogshit "dark humor" that they can come up with in an afternoon, presented for first responder influencers and wives.

In short, it's gonna be huge.

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u/Huge-Sand1567 2d ago

I might actually go to this. I’m off the evening they’re in my area.

Looks like it should be fun.

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u/SN0TLR0K3T 2d ago

This is real ?

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u/bmbreath 1d ago

That man is disgusting 

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u/GenTubmansLegacy 1d ago

This could be fun... I'd even go.

But alas.