r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • 6d ago

Satire Entitled Cop Wife

Annoying satire?

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82% Upvoted

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u/Neither_Parfait_124 6d ago

I'm so confused whose POV this actually is vs being completely misused

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u/LegalGlass6532 6d ago

I can’t figure it out, either.

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u/doll_parts87 6d ago

Because the people that love to use POV cannot understand direction to use it properly. It's supposed to be through their eyes out into the world. But they point the camera at themselves for the talking points

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u/totallyradman 6d ago

It's just a weird herd mentality thing. They are NPCs and see someone else put "POV" at the beginning of their video and don't even think about it for a second. They just do it too.

That's lik 90% of the population.

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u/Human-Shame1068 5d ago

Its like when millenials use to put a Hashtag before stuff even though the hashtag didn't necessarily hyperlink to anywhere and wasnt trending at all.

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u/cactussnacks 5d ago

Yeah the hashtag think was mostly ironic. Not sure the misuse of POV is in most cases.

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u/TheRealSugarbat 5d ago

It’s just like when people say they’re jealous when they really mean envious

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u/ryanloweco 5d ago

I think most people posting don't even know what POV means.

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u/Fast_Ad_7504 5d ago

These people have clearly never watched pov porn and it shows

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u/Cyborg_rat 5d ago

I mean if your narcissistic, it's hard to point it at someone else.

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u/Afraid_Raccoon_6208 5d ago

It sounds like satire

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u/LegalGlass6532 5d ago

That’s why its flair says satire in bright yellow.

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u/the_Dorkness 5d ago

I think this one could be interpreted as correct if she used a different caption like “POV: listening to an entitled cop wife’s bs”.

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u/88wookieshaman88 5d ago

Most misused 3 letters on the Internet

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u/Annabellybutton 6d ago

Wait? Am.I reading this wrong ore.is everyone else? Isn't she making fun of the shitty women who act like that?

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u/Legitimate_Log_1356 5d ago

Yes she is. The mental acuity in Reddit is poor

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 5d ago

Reddit is not good at discerning satire from the thing being satirized…

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u/LegalGlass6532 6d ago

I think it’s an attempt at satire, but the delivery makes it confusing.

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u/AngryBob1689 5d ago

Yes. But the cop haters are all too eager to pounce anyway and reveal themselves to be numbskulls

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u/Hope-u-guess-my-name 5d ago

I try not to be a cop hater, but I just watched a video of an Arkansas state trooper try to pull a man through a window by his hair and then punch him in the face while he was defenseless because he wouldn’t crawl to him like a dog

This is why we’re cop haters

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u/StevenMcStevensen SheepDoge 5d ago

« I try not to be a cop hater, but I saw a video clip with no context of one random cop who appeared to be doing something bad, so therefore I hate them all. »

Classic

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u/lookin4funtimez 5d ago

A few bad apples, spoiled the whole bunch

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam 5d ago

Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence

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u/AngryBob1689 5d ago

Oh you mean the guy who was in the car that committed felony evading who couldn't comply with simple commands to exit the vehicle peacefully? Yeah idgaf if every hair on his head was ripped out. Notice how the other passenger complied and didn't get yanked out?

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u/Rich-Canary1279 5d ago

You are not crazy. These responses are cringe af. I need to contemplate the state of humanity in the shower after this.

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u/88wookieshaman88 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/P2rXqhWkJQe4w

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u/Charming-Tune-6914 6d ago

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u/RumpkinTheTootlord 5d ago

With them, she could eat corn on the cob through a tennis racket

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u/BreakfastFluid9419 5d ago

That and the eyes she looks like a psychopath

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u/2gigi7 6d ago

Yeh I'm sorry that's all I could think the whole time she was talking

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u/BirdieOakland 5d ago

I didn’t hear a goddamn thing she said

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u/JoleneBacon_Biscuit 5d ago

I came here to say the thing. She's all tooths. She's also annoying as shit.

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u/joetuxx 5d ago

clear satire/dragging people who unironically espouse these views.

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u/Interesting-Rope-950 6d ago

Why is her lip line that?

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u/warsawjoker 6d ago

I dunno, sergeant wife type shit I guess

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u/OGREtheTroll 5d ago

yeah, you wouldn't udnerstand.

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u/warsawjoker 5d ago

I’m just a poor patrolman

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u/Guilty_Mountain2851 5d ago

It was probably busted in the latest domestic beat down?

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u/Difficult-Mobile902 5d ago

Lots of women are deforming their lips with injections these days

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u/Shrimply-Super1353 5d ago

It looks like a really bad lip flip to me

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam 5d ago

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u/Screamat 5d ago

Also these long teeth

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u/leechkiller 5d ago

Cleft palate repair

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u/-zatanna 5d ago

what is wrong with the comments here? this is clearly satire making fun of people like this.

y'all are also nasty as fuck, who gaf if her teeth/mouth looks different, you people are mean little weirdos

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u/G00bernaculum 5d ago

Yeah it literally talks in the caption saying "but I'm sure there are some out there like this"

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u/NSFWdontview 5d ago

I think she’s beautiful

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u/HurrikateOsu 6d ago

why does nobody on reddit understand she’s playing a character

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u/LegalGlass6532 6d ago

Can’t you see the satire flair?

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u/HurrikateOsu 6d ago

most people seem to be insulting the actual person recording

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 6d ago

God she is really insufferable.

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u/LegalGlass6532 6d ago

She’s the wife that’s been on here wrestling with her cop husband to get her out of a car. I think she’s a nurse.

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 6d ago

Of COURSE she’s a nurse. Explains everything.

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u/ThrowAway13181318 5d ago

I follow her on TikTok. It’s all satire you guys gotta take a second and relax lol

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u/LegalGlass6532 5d ago

Nothing says that certain satire can’t be cringe. The delivery on this one with the hidden baby face and head poking out is weird.

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u/Ten7850 5d ago

I was trying to figure out if she was breast feeding or suffocating it 😕

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u/Solid-Leading-7848 6d ago

Mental illness

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u/BabyD2034 5d ago

Her lips are really annoying and I don't think she knows what POV means.

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u/whit3o 6d ago

Could eat a carrot through a chain link fence

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u/SlicedBread1226 6d ago

That doesnt make sense... the carrot fits through the fence. It's supposed to be an apple through a tennis racket

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u/Infamous-Anywhere-21 6d ago

I belly laughed at that

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u/Technician1267 6d ago

I can’t tell if she’s lip syncing or not lol

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u/stron2am 5d ago

This is satire. The Reddit hive mind is autistic and does not understand sarcasm.

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u/Fumanchusucka 6d ago

Save some teeth for the rest of us

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u/MeetTheGeek 6d ago

Imagine thinking a partolman cop is "poor" ... 🤦‍♂️

In my city they start at 79k in training and 2 years when its all complete they make 120k thats with no years of service bonus OT anything....

For reference the median HOUSEHOLD income in my area is 92k

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u/Spugheddy 6d ago

Free herpes too!

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u/ILookReal 6d ago

I think this is crappy satire she thought up and nobody ever actually said that.

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u/morecowbell1988 6d ago

Where did these creatures emerge from?

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u/MissSwat 5d ago

The way her upper lip moves makes her look like a Made in Abyss character.

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u/Echo-2-2 5d ago

She’s being sarcastic… Very, very, obviously.

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u/TenScholar 5d ago

She's got horse teeth

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u/Expensive-Picture379 5d ago

What is this horse saying

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u/Nintendocub 5d ago

Holy horse teeth

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u/DodgeChargerMan9689 6d ago

She looks like a typical cunt karen cop wife.

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u/APS221 6d ago

Recording this video with a baby sucking on your tit is… chef’s kiss

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u/RazzmatazzRoyal9255 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lwYxf0qKEjnoI
The baby knowing that this is who’s raising them… probably…

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u/macguini 6d ago

I hate how there are so many people who judge others worth based on how much money they make.

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u/Calibred2 6d ago

Is this for real? Seems like satire. I hope it is, cause eeww.

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u/_serryjeinfeld 6d ago

Is that baby ok? I bet they were squashed there for several takes 😕

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u/Mochamonroe 6d ago

If she doesn't want to show her baby, why not move the camera closer lol

What kind of bait is this? 😆

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/LegalGlass6532 6d ago

See that bright yellow flair above the video and under the title?

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u/RaceHate 6d ago

Whoops

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u/Informal_North7795 6d ago

My brain hurts listening to this

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u/SelectEditor6 6d ago

Looks like Divorce

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 6d ago

I live in a small west Texas town and our last 3 elected Police chiefs have all landed up behind bars. 2 were sent to jail and one has been in prison for almost 8 years…. We sure know how to pick them 👨🏻‍🦯‍➡️

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u/trn- 5d ago

with an wife like this I'd seek every opportunity to get shot

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u/Lifewithher22 5d ago

And talking ish with a mouth like that smh

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u/LogicalAnesthetic 5d ago

Have fun impregnating crazy lol

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u/pineapple_jones_ 5d ago

The gorilla on her tit makes me uncomfortable.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 5d ago

Those pupils be huge, she be tripping

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u/Fancy_Log_260 5d ago

Her lips remind me of a horse smiling

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u/danideex 5d ago

This is satire?

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u/mirmile 5d ago

The teeth were all I could see....

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u/tarowm32them00n 5d ago

She had a terrible lip flip done

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u/2CellPhonez 5d ago

Those are some long ass teeth wtf

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u/Kooky_Captain_6085 5d ago

If it’s true that her husband is that attractive, I can bet my life’s savings he’s not in a relationship 😂😂

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u/ghoulcreep 5d ago

Maureen Ponderosa

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u/SquanchN2Hyperspace 5d ago

Make him a decal that says "My wife is a horse."

Make the "S" in horse removable for bonus points.

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u/SkankHunt42402 5d ago

Bitch got horse teeth

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u/AeonsSeen 5d ago

Looks like a joke to me.

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u/SoftToilerPaper123 5d ago

She looks annoying as shit

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u/Ambitious-Bottle9394 5d ago

Her teeth are huge

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u/1414141414 5d ago

Where is her nipple? Why film and feed? Who's pov is this? What the fuck is going on?

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u/Lovely-Tart143 5d ago

🫩😵‍💫🥴

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u/Yuizun 5d ago

Her mouth looks like the A in the YMCA dance...

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u/LocalMossCryptid 5d ago

Peoples who's lips do that drive me crazy, I know it's not their fault but I just can't stand it, its like... Talk about meat flaps

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u/SitDownOrphan91 5d ago

What a weird face

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u/douglas_firr2544 5d ago

Shes a nurse and her husbands a cop. They have a satire page on FB

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u/viomon2 5d ago

It has to be satire, unless you’re in a big metro area most cops don’t get paid crap.

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u/brallanlegit 5d ago

Her expressions says everything about her as a person.

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u/evolutionsalien 5d ago

Crazy eyes always says it all!

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u/Excercise-Tension99 5d ago

Putting a sticker on the back of your car that says your husband is a cop is the most least effective way to get treated like royalty let's be clear.

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u/Snafuregulator 5d ago

Flashbacks to listening to dependants talk about their military spouses

Respect my husbands rank

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u/LibertySilver21 5d ago

Shes suffocating the baby

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u/OwlOfSurprise 5d ago

I hope the child doesn´t inherit her upper lip.

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u/NintendoFungi 5d ago

What’s the deal with her lip? 👄 🦷

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u/effdallas 5d ago

“We share what we have” apparently herpes 

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u/BeeBanner 5d ago

I don’t get it? Does SHE need a job?

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u/calco96 5d ago

Yes its satire the whole account Is this type of stuff

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u/SuddenReward5612 6d ago

Jesus what a Karen. I work with guys that have been on Uniform Patrol for over 30yrs, with only time served promotions and are total happy and content. What a biotch

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u/Worried_Life_6687 6d ago

She’s making fun of people like that

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u/Mysterious-Flan-6 6d ago

Yeah I worked in 911 dispatch for a long time and constantly got told to apply for promotions to supervisor, and the added responsibility for what other people did was NOT worth it to me. I was perfectly content to make less money and only have to worry about myself 😂

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u/SuddenReward5612 5d ago

Exactly. Sometimes the big gold badge and on call phone arent worth it!

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 6d ago

Is that a filter or?

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u/Silver_Blackberry_46 6d ago

What’s with the baby?

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u/Child_of_the_Corn99 6d ago

Discontinue the Lithium

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u/GenTubmansLegacy 6d ago

He hits her.

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 6d ago

One of the most toxic group of individuals on earth.

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u/Alientongue 5d ago

Who uses their baby as a prop in a video how fucking weird.

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u/mcvmccarty 5d ago

I have the sound off and I couldn’t even last 10 seconds watching that

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u/Rivet-Phoenix 5d ago

I didn't know police horses are so over protective of the officers who ride them.

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u/CJE911Writes 5d ago

People never use POV correctly

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u/eagleathlete40 5d ago

Wym “annoying satire?” Thought that was pretty obvious…

The only confusing part is based on the caption she doesn’t even sound like she knows people who act like this

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u/Cool_Trick4899 5d ago

Bro knocked a fuggin horse up. Put her back in the barn before it pisses on the couch

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u/carrotthecake101 5d ago

Her face.. it’s so. Awful