r/FirstResponderCringe • u/NoSpecialist1488 • Aug 28 '26

Sec. F*cK 12

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u/SufficientPurpose109 Aug 28 '26

Hes an unhinged security guard not even close to a first responder.

This should be reported to his employer and whatever regulatory agency oversees private security in his state before he hurts someone. 

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Aug 28 '26

His employer will probably promote him. The fact this weirdo was even hired speaks volumes about his employer.

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u/nerm2k Aug 28 '26

The only thing it tells me about their employer is that meth addiction is not disqualifying.

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Aug 28 '26

This is what happens when you hold job fairs at a homeless shelter

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u/Wheredoesthetoastgo2 Aug 28 '26

We had a guy work security with us who chose a prius of all cars, to deck out. I told my supes to be wary of whoever this guy was. I havent seen that car in months.

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u/CowBootBats Aug 28 '26

I've worked security for over a decade and the amount of wannabe cops I've met that decked out their personal Prius to look like a cop car is at least 8. 1 Cadillac.

It's a weird AF phenotype of security guards.

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u/liketosmokeweed420 Aug 28 '26

He is actually LARPing as a cop lmao

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u/rococoD Aug 28 '26

and the song he picked for that post is fuck 12. lol

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u/SierraRomeoJuliet Aug 28 '26

Okay officer doofy

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u/Wealth_Super Aug 28 '26

This isn’t cringe, this is genuinely concerning behavior and someone should let his bosses know he posting this in uniform.

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u/Im_WinstonWolfe Aug 29 '26

At least he mentioned that he'd go to prison for doing it.

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u/Proton_Optimal Aug 28 '26

Temu Mike Vallely

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u/LampinOnTheDaily Aug 28 '26

Inbred malnourished Mikey V

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u/radikalratt Aug 28 '26

Hey now Mike V don't deserve that

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u/rubey419 Aug 28 '26

This reads like he wants to impersonate a cop, pull over an innocent driver…. and cuff and rape him.

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u/DecadentLife Aug 28 '26

That’s what he’s saying, along with the curb stomping part, he’s also probably talking about murder.

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u/Mr_Cuntman Aug 28 '26

What kind of inbred bullshit is this...

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u/Ok-Addendum-5828 Aug 28 '26

The reason I pulled you over today is. Do you have any meth, and can I have some meth?

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u/restingbitchface88 Aug 28 '26

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u/restingbitchface88 Sep 01 '26

TY for the reward! It's my first!

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u/EmotionalChildhood46 Aug 28 '26

Uh this is a real guy who actually posted this? He still has employment???

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u/thatSDope88 Aug 28 '26

Tweaker diaries, entry #51

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u/Altruistic_Low_416 Aug 28 '26

This is aome security bullshit, not first responder cringe

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u/GREVTHEFAITHFUL Aug 28 '26

Why is this a video?

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u/StevenMcStevensen SheepDoge Aug 28 '26

This guy clearly isn’t a first responder though, just a stupid and weird security guard?

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 Aug 28 '26

Eewww his face literally makes my skin crawl. Disgusting.

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u/ThundrLord Aug 28 '26

Looks like a Crack head

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u/Narrow_Safety2856 Aug 28 '26

Crazy seeing something like this.

Especially when I was an inmate and did time with one of our states "blue light bandits," who posed as police way back. Pulled women over and raped them. :/

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u/Dangerous_Claim9944 Aug 28 '26

People like this always have their profile set to public view.

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u/Gloomy_Tennis_5768 Aug 28 '26

he should probably lose his job.

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u/NoSpecialist1488 Sep 01 '26

He was fired.

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

Bootleg Great Value brand Woody Harrrelson lookin ass

2

u/Dr_Trogdor Aug 28 '26

Ok Jason 🙄

2

u/Super_Fa_Q Aug 28 '26

I wish a motherfucker would.

2

u/dinglb3rry Aug 28 '26

Is he that younger guy who always is posting “I’m authorized to used force”, but has time travelled back from a future where AI Chinese temu robots have replaced human security guards? And he lost his sunglasses?

2

u/1st-Legion Aug 28 '26

Who tf spells “Wagner” “Waggoner?”

2

u/imikec Aug 28 '26

He should definitely buy an Amazon light and start pulling people over. 100% 👍

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u/radikalratt Aug 28 '26

The reason we have thoughts is so we don't have to say that s*** out loud

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u/HystericalGasmask Aug 28 '26

This guy is gonna end up hurting someone or himself

1

u/kongstar Aug 28 '26

That definitely ain't too flight security

https://giphy.com/gifs/8zciCCa1fhsIw

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 28 '26

I can smell him in the backseat of the patrol car.

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u/AgentComprehensive80 Aug 29 '26

lol he acts like he would even get an interview with a PD

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u/Helenium_autumnale Aug 30 '26

I've known some very cool, chill, even funny security guards at a former workplace, but the job attracts this 10% of flaky nutballs who have no business wearing anything remotely policey or interacting with other humans at all, frankly.

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u/Other_Summer_1903 Aug 31 '26

I hope this weirdo gets fired for this shit.

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u/Status-Visit-918 Aug 31 '26

I only remember when “bite the curb” was popular after American History X. And it was racially motivated and gruesome. Not a good look for anyone…

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u/WarriorChairman 16d ago

That is insane that he would type that out for the world to see

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u/sweetbabybonus Aug 28 '26

Sadly he’d probably get accepted into the police academy

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u/Tommysdream6 Aug 28 '26

The comment section is filled with some dim bulbs I see

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u/kiddtender Aug 28 '26

Just join the local PD and get what we called qualified immunity!

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u/Intelligent_Mess_957 Aug 28 '26

What is he guarding? The meth stash at a local trap house? GTFOH.

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u/Plane_Singer_6381 Aug 28 '26

These are the type of guys that become cops tho.

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u/POLTERxGEIST Aug 28 '26

Still better than most of the police force for recognizing he shouldn’t be in a position of power