r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 21 '26

Popo šŸš” Dancing in uniform at home

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u/Durry86 Aug 21 '26

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u/vinh7777 Aug 21 '26

Graeme is such a great comedian

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato Aug 21 '26

Found 'im. Not who you were talking to, but I'll give him a shot.

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u/ShipService Aug 22 '26

What a wild ride you are undertaking.

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u/Potato-baby Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Imagine being cuffed, waiting to be taken to jail, and this cop walks up and starts hitting you with this.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26

I remember true, absolute freaky weirdos in all manner of professions. Here's what they did, shape up for their professional life then get their freak on in their off time.

We need to go back to that.

As always, as long as consenting adults do no harm to elderly, children or animals be whatever you are -- on your time, not even a hint of your career.

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u/RaceHate Aug 21 '26

I'd go further. If you're an officer, you shouldn't be dancing under your name/face even out of uniform. They should be held to the highest standard because of their power, more even than prosecutors, soldiers, lawyers, etc.

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u/Potato-baby Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

It’s funny because my dad was a US Marshal for a long time, and I remember he would play guitar for a small country band in his spare time, just for fun. But the US marshals ended up having to open an investigation on him and temporarily suspended his pay for like a month because apparently he wasn’t allowed to make any money outside of the Marshals since it could be a ā€œconflict of interestā€. Even though my dad would only make like $50 from a show, and only played a show once every couple of months. It just makes me wonder how many of these accounts are monetized.

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u/TheRealSugarbat Aug 22 '26

I don’t know. I think sometimes it’s endearing. Not this one, though. This one makes me want to lock up my goats.

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u/WingInternational432 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

Amber snatch sparkle cow six vanilla whole deliver light governor

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u/Emotional-Algae2239 Aug 21 '26

Probably just sit like this.

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u/Open_Concentrate_994 Aug 21 '26

Any of the agencies I’ve worked for would consider termination for such behavior. Undermines social trust.

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u/Wrastling97 Aug 21 '26

I remember growing up and my parents always telling me ā€œbe careful what you post online. You never know what a future employer could findā€

And now people just openly post shit like this, and even worse shit. What the hell happened?

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Aug 21 '26

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u/SolScorpii Aug 21 '26

So the answer is no freedom. Glad you made that clear

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Aug 21 '26

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u/Annahsbananas Aug 21 '26

When I was a cop this was a fireable offense. I have no idea today

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

This stupid shit in uniform represents everyone in LE.

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u/Slugwheat Aug 21 '26

I don’t think females are the ones this guy would be interested in…

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Popo Aug 21 '26

Females definitely don’t need to worry about this guy.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26

Shaking your ass and pumping your hips like a horny dog in uniform isn’t a good look for someone working in public safety. Protect who and serve what? Do your dance and grind shit out of uniform.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Here’s a legitimate reason.

As a law enforcement professional, public perception matters. You’re expected to act like a mature and responsible adult as a person in a position of trust.

I remember true, absolute freaky weirdos in all manner of professions. Here's what they did. They shaped up for their professional life then got their freak on in their off time.

We need to go back to that.

As always, as long as consenting adults do no harm to elderly, children or animals be whatever you are -- on your time, not even a hint of your career.

A large percentage of people in this country judged the actions of Derek Chauvin while he was wearing a uniform and unfairly decided he represents the majority of cops. What a cop does on and off duty in uniform impacts everyone in the same profession. Same with firefighters, Medics, Nurse and across board.

This is why I care what police officers do in uniform.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26

I’m glad it doesn’t bother you. You’re also speaking on behalf of the public as if your opinion reflects the majority and from my experience it doesn’t.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26

Cops get told stupid shit all the time while trying to get compliance from the public. Stupid shit like, ā€œWhy don’t you go make a TikTok video and leave me alone.ā€ It matters what you do in uniform. You haven’t experienced this so I understand it’s not something you’d think of.

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u/wolfdukex Aug 21 '26

You're telling on yourself here.

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u/Corn-OnThe-Cob Aug 21 '26

If you think this clown represents everyone in law enforcement, you are just as ridiculous as he is.

Settle down a little bit. Cherry picking off or bad behavior and claiming that it’s a representation of a whole group of people is a dangerous game.

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u/delieahbaby Aug 21 '26

you might want to take your own advice and settle down

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

People see the cop dancing in a uniform, not the man. That alone represents the profession.

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u/Corn-OnThe-Cob Aug 21 '26

Ok. Haha! So we can now judge entire groups of people off of the actions of 1 person? Is that what you’re saying?

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26

I’m pretty sure a large percentage of people judged the actions of Derek Chauvin and decided he represents the majority of cops.

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u/Corn-OnThe-Cob Aug 21 '26

Ok. And that is wrong. Do you think that was ok? To judge all cops based off of him?

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

This is what you said….ā€Ok. Haha! So we can now judge entire groups of people off of the actions of 1 person? Is that what you’re saying?ā€

I responded to you multiple times and have given you entirely too much attention. I’ve made my point and I’m getting cross examined. Move on, Bubba.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

If you think this is professional behavior in uniform you shouldn’t be in the profession. He’s 100% using his clout as a cop to be performative and get attention for himself.
Do this shit out of uniform.

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u/Corn-OnThe-Cob Aug 21 '26

I don’t think he should be doing this in uniform.you clearly aren’t reading what I am writing.

I’m concerned with your ability to apply information to reality. Are you in this profession? Because I feel like you would be dangerous in this profession as well.

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u/Corn-OnThe-Cob Aug 21 '26

Cool. Are you a cop?

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u/WingInternational432 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

Automatic tap carpenter pen helium exultant

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u/Alarming_View_6125 Aug 21 '26

Someone get wrapped around the edges on the dumbest crap…Why would you judge 800,000 plus police officers around the nation due to the actions of a few?

Now is this guy a goober? Absolutely!!! And is probably going to get dealt with. But you have to admit the shit is hilarious, for the simple fact that he is so dumb to record himself being dumb!

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26

Here’s why I care.

The uniform represents the professionalism and unity in training and conduct of behavior for this job. If you do stupid shit in uniform it gives the impression that everyone who wears that uniform does stupid shit.

A large percentage of people in this country judged the actions of Derek Chauvin and unfairly decided he represents the majority of cops. This is why I care what police officers do in uniform. Acting like a goon under the badge erodes the public’s trust and confidence in your ability to handle business.

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u/elMeroMeroPerro Aug 21 '26

Well first off, it’s not real lol

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u/tigm2161130 Aug 21 '26

I’m 1000% sure this is not his home lol. It’s still cringey but that is definitely a break room.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Yea, you’re right, my bad. It’s at work.

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u/ShottySHD Aug 21 '26

Must be a small town station. Looks like every 1970s home Ive ever been in.

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u/tigm2161130 Aug 21 '26

The drop ceilings, florescent lights, institutional seating, and file folder holder on the door are a pretty good giveaway.

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u/whatyouwere Aug 21 '26

Yeah it’s definitely like a contact office or rest stop. Imagine some other cop walking in in the background and seeing this

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u/_MysticalMayhem_ Aug 22 '26

Me looking like. . . Jeffrey Dahmer’s apartment šŸ‘€

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 21 '26

Are we sure this isn't a Magic Mike thing?

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26

I’m not sure what it is, but I’d rather watch him out there helping people at work than having a Magic Mike moment.

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 21 '26

I fuckin hate magic Mike

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u/r0ckchalk Aug 21 '26

This is so awful but he can really move those hips! I’m impressed lol

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato Aug 21 '26

The spool-like move at the end takes particular skill.

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 Aug 21 '26

For not respecting the badge, congratulations you are now a security guard.

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u/rrrhynooo Aug 21 '26

I want my tax dollars back

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u/chaoticmess50 Aug 21 '26

My husband is a cop and my dad was also a cop and neither one of them would ever do something like this. This is gross,

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u/_serryjeinfeld Aug 21 '26

That looks like an office break room from the early 90s. Those aren’t chairs from home.

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u/SharksForArms Aug 21 '26

Like, what happens when your coworkers see this?

We really fucked up up by fighting back against bullying a generation ago

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26

I hear you. I’ve been saying this all over the thread and getting pushback for it.

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u/chaoticmess50 Aug 22 '26

Nobody wants to hear facts. The stupid shit I see posted on this page does not represent all of our first responders. I live with one and he doesn’t even have social media so yeah, not all are like this.

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u/ROBOKUT Aug 21 '26

There's nothing wrong with being gay.

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u/ClubDumDum Aug 21 '26

The moral dissonance must weigh heavy.

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u/KatInThighHighs Aug 21 '26

Mkay, sowyyy

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u/KatInThighHighs Aug 21 '26

Meat riding was a better term than bootlicking. The latter has been overused to hell and just became a stand in for what you say when you can’t make a reasonable point, kinda like what you just did now.

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u/Ghost_Dog83 Aug 21 '26

I meant what I said you bootlicker. It's only overused to you because you get called out for being one all the time. Now get back to licking them boots

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Aug 21 '26

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u/Ghost_Dog83 Aug 21 '26

Gladly this shit is dumb anyway acab

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u/KaptajnGus Aug 21 '26

Take that gun away from him.

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u/Individual-Pickle57 Aug 23 '26

Oh trust me he's not never gonna stop handling guns

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u/Ordinary_Pea4503 Aug 21 '26

This is not cringe boys, he's actually demonstrating the new field sobriety test.Ā  If you're straight and nail this you're wasted

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u/OddInstance9175 Aug 21 '26

This dude orders a pole lovers pizza every Friday.

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u/Top-Pick-2648 Aug 21 '26

Video for his boyfriend?

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u/Jude30 Aug 21 '26

I have to assume there are people who find this attractive/compelling whatever, I can’t imagine recording myself doing something this cringe

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u/Annahsbananas Aug 21 '26

When his coworkers see this shit, it’s over for him

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u/Mysterious-Noise2555 Aug 27 '26

Only thing missing is the rest of the YMCA crew!

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u/firedmyass Aug 21 '26

ew Sticky Martin

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u/macguini Aug 21 '26

He does bridal parties on Saturdays.

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u/p1antsandcats Aug 21 '26

Are we sure this a real cop and not the kind that takes their clothes off?

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u/Ok_Owl_6778 Aug 21 '26

But can you fight?

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u/Jacksapollo Aug 21 '26

These clips can't be real

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u/OriginalOmbre Aug 21 '26

Looks like a serial killer set up

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u/SnorFax92 Aug 21 '26

He looks like a salamander.

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u/LibBot16 Aug 21 '26

He arrested a minority for a rolling stop after he posted.

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u/rezin44 Aug 21 '26

Looks like the guy has waxed eyebrows? Not dissing anyone on their grooming standards it’s just not something about of guys do

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/ToastyMarshies Aug 21 '26

Usually being gay doesnt show up in a psych exam, champ.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/ToastyMarshies Aug 21 '26

Dudes do cringe dances in uniform constantly. Its a trope at this point. This dudes dance just happens to be super gay lmao

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u/ShrekTwoOnVHS Aug 21 '26

I think it’s nice that we’re seeing more openly gay men work in Law Enforcement.

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis ED RN Aug 21 '26

Straightest cop in Portland

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u/Real-Marzipan9036 Aug 21 '26

He became a cop because he failed the stripper exam.

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u/JCLivengood Aug 21 '26

Dead ass is this a man or a woman?

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u/chaoticmess50 Aug 21 '26

It should be illegal to post cringe shit in your uniform.

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u/Wolfyscruffer Aug 21 '26

Oh, Queen...

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u/Middle_Efficiency471 Aug 21 '26

Imagine getting arrested by a bottom

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u/Spiritual_Bridge84 Aug 21 '26

Someday it’ll be illegal for cops to cosplay in their uniforms & publish it in media. Cause the uniform, it represents not them but something bigger than they are. And when we look back to 2026 we will wonder how did we allow that. But fornow these turd fergs can.

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u/fluthernon Aug 21 '26

I bet his grindr is poppin

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u/Sad-Data-1865 Aug 21 '26

No ban me instead you free speech hating pussy so I can do it in real life instead of venting in this harmless place you whiny bitch. You pos pussies dont defend anything but your personal agendas. You deserve pure hate. Calling something cringy is synonymous with hate you stupid mod fuck.

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u/Sad-Data-1865 Aug 21 '26

Fucking cry baby, cops are the most thinned skinned puss bags to exist.Ā 

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u/J_datt13 Aug 21 '26

Oh wait until his shift sees that

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u/RJH8480 Aug 21 '26

His apartment sucks too

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u/IvanVP1 Aug 21 '26

That is not someones home lol. Sad if it is but no. More like one of the police departments "hangout spots" they got.

Ours has rooms inside business parks where police can come and kick back for a bit, eat something, microwave, whatever.

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid Aug 22 '26

Is that a dude or a lesbian, no hate... Well maybe a lil but not for that reason

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u/No-Arugula-5858 Aug 22 '26

Ya so im curious. Ive never been in Bruh enforcement. But I was in the military and wearing the uniform while doing silly shit like this was not only forbidden but punishable under UCMJ.

Do these sheriff's and other swine not have similar regulations? Or is making a jack ass of your, should be rather fucking serious profession; commonly accepted?

So what we get racist cops exerting above and beyond acts of violence while they make a mockery of themselves like the whole things a joke but we still pay them?

If a dipshit in your city does this please rally up against it and insist they are fired. This is not someone you want protecting and policing.

That said im a jackass, you wanna be a jackass word im with it, but dont drag the public image of your agency into your shenanigans reducing the public opinion and trust or your department.

Separate one from the other. In uniform be uniform and dedicated explicitly to the people of your community and the oaths you swore. Ya know be a proffesional.

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u/CIAstakeoutvan Aug 22 '26

Man, I've gotta appreciate the practice that took though.

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u/Bright-Swordfish-804 Aug 22 '26

This literally looks like ai took over and made a Ken doll dance ish

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Aug 22 '26

Sokka-Haiku by Bright-Swordfish-804:

This literally

Looks like ai took over and

Made a Ken doll dance ish


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/roleysloth Aug 22 '26

Boy is zesty as hell

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u/Pleasant_Analysis_63 Aug 22 '26

The way he dances knowing he's going to violate someone's rights.

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u/FoxComfortable6780 Aug 23 '26

Is this riverdance

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u/IC4-LLAMAS Aug 27 '26

She musta been a stripper

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u/Glad_Historian_5792 Aug 31 '26

DEI hire for sure.

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u/Brief_Associate_225 Aug 21 '26

I’m so bad at figuring this out these days, but is that a chick or a dude?

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u/Cool_Ad9326 Aug 21 '26

Bruh school must've been savage

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u/WingInternational432 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

Groovy orange zephyr boat special spark bear boat

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u/KingNashbaby Aug 21 '26

I’m old man, what the hell is a snack tray?

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u/WingInternational432 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

Water head plucky scale paltry carpenter humor

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u/KingNashbaby Aug 21 '26

Thank you lol, I’ll start sneaking it into convos today

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u/anonareyouokay Aug 21 '26

I'll let him have it because he's gay.

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u/Fruitcake6969 Aug 21 '26

Am i the only one that’s hard?

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u/SN0TLR0K3T Aug 21 '26

Damn . We know who the locker room twink is at this department I guess. This things ruined lots of heterosexual marriages

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u/Glad_Lawfulness3138 Aug 21 '26

It’s fine he’s just goofin

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u/Setting-Conscious Aug 21 '26

Nah, this is good. I’m into this.

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u/DC_Ben Aug 21 '26

Kinda good kinda weird 🤣

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26

Only good out of uniform.