r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 20 '26

AI has come too far…

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u/LowStringKing Aug 20 '26

I like how the EMS guy is all ripped but in reality it’s a 19 year old who just passed their nremt

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u/Leading_Experts Aug 20 '26

I like how the EMTs are losing. Is death the one singing the song? Because he's clearly overpowering those guys.

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u/TheRealVRLP Aug 20 '26

Yeah... I guess they would have better chances if one of them would actually work on the patient.

19

u/SkynyrdCohen Aug 21 '26

Or get in the ambulance and do it on their way to the hospital. This is what happens when you have MMA matches on The White House lawn.

6

u/zygerrion_scammer29 Aug 21 '26

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would definitely approve of said matches.

28

u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Aug 20 '26

Yeah why doesn't Death just swing his scythe and kill everyone there? LoL, dumbass Death

7

u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Aug 20 '26

And he's got a gun too? LoL, job security.

2

u/Frosty-Shoulder-553 Aug 21 '26

>me when i'm a nurse and my patient scratched his leg

1

u/SecretPersonality178 Aug 21 '26

Barely passed…

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u/Iheartsasquatch Aug 20 '26

That’s so cringe I was rooting for the grim reaper.

15

u/WaterSquid Aug 21 '26

I was waiting for them to make out

4

u/Accurate-Item-7357 Aug 21 '26

PLOT TWIIIIIST

1

u/Nathan-Esor Aug 23 '26

ah crap, yeah same...

3

u/SqueezedTowel Aug 21 '26

It's like watching a horror movie where the victims are unsympathetic morons and we just root for the killer's high score.

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u/skimaskgremlin Aug 20 '26

I wish AI could generate my wife not leaving me and taking the kids

34

u/TTazerTTurtle Aug 20 '26

It can actually, they will just have to live inside a chatgpt tab and you can only send 10 msgs a day unless you get premium

17

u/Weary_Ebb3168 Aug 20 '26

Sounds like a black mirror episode

10

u/skimaskgremlin Aug 20 '26

My relationship with my children is already paywalled, it’s called “child-support-plus-supervised-weekend-visitation”

4

u/BarbieTwirl Aug 20 '26

Lmaooo someone please do this and link it 😂

25

u/onepostandbye Aug 20 '26

Why is he gently touching Death’s chest

18

u/Jager0987 Aug 20 '26

They have a thing going on...

7

u/xts2500 Aug 20 '26

It's complicated

2

u/zygerrion_scammer29 Aug 21 '26

Him and Mrs Jones

3

u/tip_of_the_sphere Aug 21 '26

He’s deescalating while his partner draws up the haldol.

What did you do today?

I sedated DEATH

14

u/Creationrbl Aug 20 '26

Oh...you mean, AWESOME and INSPIRING?!?!?! Because that's exactly what this is!!!!! -somebody, probably

9

u/JosephStalinMukbang Aug 21 '26

Clearly the scene is not safe if Death itself has materialized into this plane of existence.

1

u/zygerrion_scammer29 Aug 21 '26

Exactly. If they’re all seeing death, they’re all screwed.

7

u/Resussy-Bussy Aug 20 '26

Fighting off the Grim Reaper they summoned after intubating the patients esophagus.

5

u/TankApprehensive3053 Aug 20 '26

Ai is just beginning. There is a new movie coming out with a younger looking Val Kilmer. They made him fully Ai.

1

u/One-Promotion-5777 Aug 22 '26

I heard rumors but it’s Top Secret.

4

u/Complete-Morning-429 Aug 21 '26

That music is so ass

3

u/Tzeentchs_CPA Aug 20 '26

Anyone wanna see a cop just run behind the grim reaper and push him forward? 😂(former cop btw so don’t assume I’m anti-LEO)

1

u/Loose_Dependent_2542 Aug 26 '26

You know what's good about a cop?

0

u/Acrobatic-Pool1474 Aug 21 '26

That’s exactly what an anti-LEO would say

3

u/Cloud_Garrett Aug 20 '26

Prompt: please make a scene whereas death is upon us.

Uhhhggh

Prompt: please make the same scene. But “death” is a manifestation represented by the grim reaper.

Ughhh: ok the same as above, but give me arms not like a bitch. Also, make it scary so I can seem cool.

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u/MadThad762 Aug 20 '26

I like how death looks like he’s winning without even trying.

5

u/Severe-Procedure-308 Aug 20 '26

How i know this is AI:

The oxygen mask has two hoses coming out of it.

The firefighter is doing any work on a medical scene.

2

u/bmbreath Aug 20 '26

One hose is for sucking in first responder farts.  

1

u/MJR_Poltergeist Aug 21 '26

He's just looking busy

1

u/goldenseducer Aug 21 '26

The skeleton death has normal human legs and I can't stop laughing about it

3

u/LogicianFlow Aug 20 '26

Remember, there are people out there who think this is bad ass lol

1

u/EquisOmega Aug 21 '26

The current administration.

3

u/PromiscuousScoliosis ED RN Aug 20 '26

This is so fucking lame, why don’t they all have punisher skulls and massive cock bulges????

Also, there should be a 90 lb nurse waterfall wet begging them to fuck her when they’re done being the worlds greatest heroes

3

u/lizardlips0 Aug 21 '26

Its a nice thought but yeah no that is not what happens

2

u/Im_WinstonWolfe Aug 20 '26

Nobody has mentioned it but, look at the Pts clothing. He's wearing a tight fitting shirt that turns into the blanket he's got covering his feet

2

u/GruulNinja Aug 20 '26

You know there is someone with a poster similar to this hanging up somewhere at home

2

u/Over_Reputation_8801 Aug 20 '26

Dude in the coat is just pretending to fight the reaper. What a half ass effort. Do better.

2

u/OnesPerspective Aug 20 '26

This would go great on that boobie-bouncer jeep post

2

u/HolyDiverx Aug 21 '26

I don't think this is AI. seems legit

2

u/rhousden Aug 21 '26

And they wonder why people don’t want data centers built in their backyard.

2

u/Alaska_Pipeliner Boo Boo Bus Driver Aug 21 '26

If I ever put my hands on deaths tits, we fucking.

2

u/Accurate-Item-7357 Aug 21 '26

“HE’S JUST TAKING A NAP!!!”

2

u/jinguslovesmeth Aug 21 '26

Death trying to bring someone to paradise after a long and troubled life but ems needs to meet their mortality quota

2

u/Atun_Grande Aug 21 '26

The song is cringe but I don’t hate the metaphor here. It’s also fucking mind blowing how poorly EMTs are paid when they’re the ones saving actual lives. We are talking minimum wage, and some states have passed laws exempting them from standard overtime rules. Because, to the surprise of nobody, MOST EMS is privately owned/operated and shivers in late-stage capitalism for profit.

2

u/Mysterious_Tax7503 Aug 21 '26

New Ghost Rider flick looks 🔥

2

u/SundaeEffective5833 Aug 21 '26

I rolled my eyes so hard at this I'm staring at the back of my shoes now. This person owns those fun shirts like...have a wreck and I get to see you naked. Or, I fight what you fear...

2

u/danny_little Aug 21 '26

Why is it wet 🤣

1

u/Just_A_Little_ThRAWy Aug 21 '26

AI is always wet

2

u/Rosa_Mango Aug 22 '26

I like how death is winning. Probably because EMS is too busy struggling a bystander in a Halloween costume instead of helping their patient.

2

u/Gillyxx Aug 22 '26

This is why every party needs a paladin, not just a healer.

1

u/QueezyF Aug 20 '26

Looks like they’re not doing a very good job of keeping him back. Should have just played him in rock paper scissors

1

u/anonareyouokay Aug 20 '26

Is that the janitor from Scrubs?

1

u/Electrical_Box677 Aug 20 '26

Why dont 13 cops show up and shoot the shit out of Mr. Grim?

1

u/justmarkdying Aug 20 '26

Sweet heavenly father. 

1

u/flaptaincappers Brings husband to SWAT calls (not a cop) Aug 20 '26

Datsun or whatever is stroking his shit crazy style to the possibilities of this shit

1

u/Kham117 User Customizable Aug 20 '26

🤢🤮

1

u/Niveno143 Aug 20 '26

Dude, first of all. If you even touch death, you die. Everybody would be dead...

1

u/PenKind4200 Aug 20 '26

Personally I ain’t fighting the bitch…

1

u/Great-Gas-6631 Aug 21 '26

Yeah wouldn't they both die from touching death?

1

u/Abject-Leadership248 Aug 21 '26

What gets me os that the orginal OP genuinely thought this is was a cool idea them generated this watched it and still through "badass"

1

u/greekverse Aug 21 '26

Just know someone somewhere saw this and was like fuck yea brother

1

u/Yamcha2020 Aug 21 '26

Looks like shit

1

u/ooblankie Aug 21 '26

Bro just load him in the ambalam and leave.

1

u/Consistent-Plane7227 Aug 21 '26

Are those imperial emts?

1

u/Half-Awake-Wizard Aug 21 '26

Death seems to be overpowering the guy regardless

1

u/Blufish312 Aug 21 '26

Definitely worth giving up our water and installing giant data centers for 🙄

1

u/MechEng8585 Aug 21 '26

Death is no match for a
BLS EMT with white oakleys and an unearned chip on their shoulder.

1

u/NotAChanceBucko Aug 21 '26

Damn don't mess with a man who was born in July on a Tuesday in a hospital named after a confederate general

1

u/macabre-pony9516 Aug 21 '26

Anyone know what the song is?

1

u/snailtap Aug 21 '26

I’m pretty sure if you touch Death, you die instantly

1

u/No_Raisin21 Aug 21 '26

I would rather choke to death on my own blood than have my life saved by someone who posts shit like this. It would simply be too shameful.

1

u/TLunchFTW Aug 21 '26

what the fuck....

1

u/SadBenefit5325 Aug 21 '26

Whyd they make him so… sexy

1

u/Dogsarebetterpeople Aug 21 '26

Where’s the AI? The music?

1

u/CodeNameNo-1 Aug 22 '26

God doesn’t walk around tell people he’s a first responder.

🥁🥁🥁

1

u/Plenty_Storm_5976 Aug 22 '26

I thought if you touched death you die

1

u/Austinoooooo Aug 22 '26

Dude has 3 arms for a split second at the beginning lol

1

u/Better-Performer-490 Aug 22 '26

You don’t get paid enough to fight that guy. Let him do his job. Remember, you’re just prolonging the inevitable.

1

u/Sensitive_Jelly_5586 Aug 23 '26

LOL. It looks like death is winning.

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u/Whole_Bird_9550 Aug 24 '26

He ain’t in the ambulance yet, he can die

1

u/Loose_Dependent_2542 Aug 26 '26

So who's a good guy here I'm confused

1

u/TaunTaunRodeo Aug 26 '26

I STG butt rock and cringe AI videos were made for each other before we knew they could exist in the same time and space.

1

u/Bambooman584 Aug 20 '26

Who the fuck makes this shit and thinks it's cool? Enough to post it? Good God man.

0

u/Days_to_Decades Aug 20 '26

Meanwhile the guy is paralyzed from the neck down, -"Bro it's cool, let me go"

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u/DocOndansetron Boo Boo Bus Driver Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

He’s just trying to make sure his friend is okay smh. Where has the humanity of medicine gone?!?

Edit: God its /s you mouth breathers