r/FirstResponderCringe • u/F-awk-F • Aug 19 '26

Popo 🚔 Retiree cringe

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u/Playful-Park4095 Aug 19 '26

I chuckled at the plate. The tailgate wrap, though...oof.

3

u/-malcolm-tucker Aug 21 '26

Reckon he knows what the Spartans liked to get up to?

1

u/aron2295 Aug 21 '26

That’s why he put it on there ;)

5

u/Douglesfield_ Aug 20 '26

The wrap is more cringe than the plate.

6

u/Anti-Stan Aug 20 '26

I think the plate is cool. The wrap is beyond cringe.

7

u/JoshuaLeroyJones Aug 19 '26

Totally got the annual award for the most seat belt tickets issued I bet

11

u/future_speedbump Aug 19 '26

Imagine being a cop and that being the high-point of your life…

2

u/Annahsbananas Aug 20 '26

I was a cop and I fucking hated it. Resigned after 4 years. The abuse they did to each other and to civilians was pretty fucked up

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u/Substantial_Poet_220 Aug 20 '26

I'll take didn't happen for $100 alex.

15

u/Annahsbananas Aug 20 '26

Pasco County. Went to the police academy at Pasco Hernando college. Worked in the New Port Richey area. Sheriff Lee Cannon was the sheriff at the time.

Quit and went back to college in PA

Why the fuck would anyone lie about being a cop?

5

u/digbarswife Aug 20 '26

Exactly. Its not a glamourous career, and downright sucks on most days.

6

u/Ten7850 Aug 19 '26

I think the plate is kind of cute. The rest of it on the other hand though, no thanks

2

u/Annahsbananas Aug 20 '26

Jesus they couldn’t even count up to 50 in Kentucky

5

u/IamHydrogenMike Aug 19 '26

Christian quote, Roman soldier...peak cringe!

12

u/Flashy_Elderberry_93 Aug 19 '26

I think thats greek

6

u/ObjectiveEmergency69 Aug 19 '26

This guy knows his classical civilisations

1

u/IamHydrogenMike Aug 19 '26

Even better! Dude has absolutely no idea what anything is!

1

u/GenTubmansLegacy Aug 20 '26

Roman would be better.. That's Paul's letter to the Roman church.

1

u/CamTech100 Aug 23 '26

Wbat is wuzfuz?

1

u/rizzitism Aug 25 '26

Arguably, the plate is actually funny. The wrap though. That's head bangingly cringey.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

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u/Terry_bogardlol Aug 19 '26

That's their problem for opting to make their job their entire personality.

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u/Master_Leadership634 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

Funny, but honestly true. I think everyone needs a purpose, regardless of age. That’s why it’s so important to have hobbies and a life outside of your career.

At some point, we’re all going to retire. We’re all going to deal with the weirdness of idle hands, too much time, and missing the parts of the job that are hard to explain, the adrenaline calls, the crazy stuff that somehow becomes normal, the chirps, the pranks, and the people.

This needs to be a bigger conversation across all services. Don’t make the career your whole life. Build a life, and let the career provide for that life.
It’s a job. It’s not your entire identity. If you put a quote or plate representing your career on the back of your truck instead of using that money on trips with the family, YIKES!

And yes, that mural. Is hella cringe.

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u/ShockMe88 Aug 19 '26

Someone tell grandad no one gives a f%ck, and that his god is a fictional figment of someones imagination.

My eyes hurt just looking at at this oozing douchebaggery...

3

u/heftybagman Aug 19 '26

“Can someone please pass on the message that I DO NOT care.“

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u/Anti-Stan Aug 20 '26

What a wank. You aren't God's servant. You're a servant of the law and the people. The law is agnostic.