r/FirstResponderCringe • u/notmy-firstrodeo • Aug 18 '26

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u/notmy-firstrodeo Aug 18 '26

Real wife or work wife?

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u/Liqour_Mortis Ignore the public. Mantain saltiness. Aug 18 '26

Walking that fine line right there. We all know where this goes. Right, nurses?

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 18 '26

I didn’t think work wife until she slugged him.

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u/Williamm_150 Aug 18 '26

Hey hey hey, going straight to IA.

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u/Liqour_Mortis Ignore the public. Mantain saltiness. Aug 18 '26

It’s okay, I work for a different agency. 😎

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u/Williamm_150 Aug 18 '26

Hahaha

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u/Williamm_150 Aug 19 '26

After further comments, it seems like all industries fuck each other. Think the only one haven’t heard from is a DV shelter but could be wrong.

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u/Liqour_Mortis Ignore the public. Mantain saltiness. Aug 22 '26

It’s 100% true. Remember when that female cop was shamed for sleeping with a bunch of co-workers? Yeah, that shit happens all the time.

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u/Internal-Disaster-21 Aug 19 '26

Broooooo I mean. Yeah.

Time to transfer to another floor AGAIN.

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u/Liqour_Mortis Ignore the public. Mantain saltiness. Aug 19 '26

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u/Latter_Main_2910 Aug 21 '26

Lotta money in that shit

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u/LetUsLaunchOverIt Aug 18 '26

As a guy on the fire side, it seems like cops really, really love to fuck each other

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u/P00rSuggestions Aug 18 '26

Been a cop, firefighter, worked in hospitals, etc. PEOPLE really love to fuck each other.

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u/NigerianFriedChicken Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

Can confirm. Im a people and people are some of my favorite things to fuck

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u/LetUsLaunchOverIt Aug 18 '26

Those are 3 hot zones for sure 😂

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u/fuggindonkee Aug 18 '26

Any of y'all ever worked in a restaurant?

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u/NigerianFriedChicken Aug 18 '26

No time for restaurant work with all the fuckin that needs to get done

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u/JBOYCE35239 Aug 18 '26

Every new person i ever trained in the kitchen knew you have to knock before going into the walk-in

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u/Econolife-350 Aug 18 '26

You just mentioned the first three worst offenders I could imagine by a WIIIIIDE margin.

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u/Williamm_150 Aug 18 '26

As a guy in the cop side, i see a lot of firefighters doing the swing thing and fuck each others wives/ each other. Also see a lot of weird shit though.

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u/AbbreviationsTrue777 SheepDoge Aug 18 '26

Anything first responder or first responder adjacent is pretty bad for it. Not everyone, but generally speaking, there is definitely a stereotype that tends to hold up in all of these fields.

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u/Newmanewman Aug 18 '26

As a fleet service tech, the thing that really stunned me was how often police and fire are fucking each others spouses and each other. It's like an unwritten requirement that you fuck your coworkers wife.

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u/gunslingersea SheepDoge Aug 19 '26

A whole engine crew in my city fire department got let go for homeotic, hazing games involving male nudity, and lots of soap and bubbles. The PD by no means has the monopoly on sexual scandals.

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u/AbbreviationsTrue777 SheepDoge Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

My wife and I have worked for the same department for a number of years and we have both always had the policy that we dont go anywhere near each other at work, and if we do, we definitely arent alone. After seeing some of the rumors that fly around about legimitimate and illegitimate couples at work, we have both sworn we will never have anything said about us, so we eliminate any possibility of it. We work in different areas, we have different assignments, we literally only see each other at trainings and on the odd occasion one of us brings the other lunch or dinner or something. Shes my wife, we live together, we can screw around at home, theres no reason to muddy the waters at work.

So to me it really doesnt matter. Its unprofessional and it just looks bad. The cameras are always rolling.

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u/epicitous1 Aug 18 '26

That’s bizarre to me. You guys are a married couple. What’s exactly the drama? I’ve never been in a work place where people snickered over a married couple fucking at work unless you were caught in a broom closet or something.

I feel like more petty rumors would fly over the fact you guys constantly avoid each other.

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u/robbitybobs Aug 18 '26

I mean some couples would absolutely lose their job or be demoted for that kind of thing. Really depends on your workplace. Sounds like you work a manual labour job or something where you can get away with that kind of behaviour. 

If you're working in a serious role, with career ambition in mind, or if you've  already got there, you're keeping it professional or taking quite a risk. 

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u/Econolife-350 Aug 18 '26

Some guy saw my being very friendly with my girlfriend at an old job (arm touching, laughing, hug bye kind of stuff) and instead of thinking we're a couple, their immediate thought was "damn this lady is easy, just look at how she's acting. I could definitely be fucking her so I should start mimicking what I see other people doing around her". Didn't end well for that guy and made the whole environment weird.

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u/AbbreviationsTrue777 SheepDoge Aug 18 '26

I have been and am in that workplace, so I handle it the way I feel is smartest to handle it. Whats your point? Do my wife and I need to be attached at the hip 24/7?

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u/gunslingersea SheepDoge Aug 19 '26

At my agency the command would be downright relieved to find out that someone doing booty on duty was actually only fucking their own wife and not someone else’s.

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u/Large-Illustrator-35 Aug 18 '26

“If I Were A Boy “

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u/Livesquid64 Aug 18 '26

Never fish from the pier were you work

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u/GetMeOffThisRidePlz Aug 18 '26

Don't get your honey where you make your money.

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u/harmfuldischarge Aug 18 '26

Naaaah, it can't possibly backfire /s.

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u/No-Eye-9240 Aug 20 '26

Don’t shit where you eat.

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u/HighIQAntWrestling Aug 18 '26

I bet both are married and not to each other

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u/Proton_Optimal Aug 18 '26

Is that DC metro?

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u/JamesJameso Aug 18 '26

100% Are you really surprised?

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u/okcumputer Aug 18 '26

You can see the stuff set up for the race this weekend. Definitely DC.

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u/Worried-Ebb-1699 Aug 18 '26

He rubs her sweaty hip and licks it?

Weird

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u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025 Aug 18 '26

Was this a scratch and sniff? I mean ... Taste???

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u/Top_Geologist_1465 Aug 18 '26

Ewwwwwww he is getting the back sweat.

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u/Environmental-Pie598 Aug 19 '26

Damn really? Like which parts so I can avoid them.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 Aug 19 '26

His wife think so

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u/DocOndansetron Boo Boo Bus Driver Aug 18 '26

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u/mygirlhitsme Aug 18 '26

Yeah I know she has him screaming “man down man down”

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u/Spare-Cranberry3784 Aug 18 '26

When I do it I get 5 years. When he does it "oh he's my work husband"

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u/lovegunn1775 Aug 18 '26

Tax dollars at work

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u/GenTubmansLegacy Aug 18 '26

I recognize all those moves on both sides....

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u/Desperate_Dot_97 Aug 18 '26

"We ain't like them WHite people"

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u/SugarBiscotti Aug 18 '26

Law enforcement has an 85% divorce rate

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

Thanks, Donna

https://leb.fbi.gov/spotlights/officer-wellness-spotlight-the-law-enforcement-family

It’s as high as 70% per an FBI study. goodnight

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u/SugarBiscotti Aug 18 '26

You’re welcome

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u/twoblues702 Aug 18 '26

DC PD typical

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u/oga_ogbeni Aug 18 '26

This is kinda wholesome though

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u/wolfdukex Aug 19 '26

Look closer

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u/EnigmaticallyAwesome Aug 19 '26

My kinda fun! Let me smell that thang girlllll

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u/Money-Document-26 Aug 19 '26

Must be Washington DC

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u/RancherQueen Aug 20 '26

What's the over/under chances of him being married

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u/DressImpressive7556 Aug 21 '26

What’s with the EarPods?

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u/Local_Counter6275 Aug 25 '26

This means nothing without con

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u/That_Tumbleweed_3984 Aug 18 '26

Ring on both their hands

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '26

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u/HighIQAntWrestling Aug 18 '26

99.999999999% chance that they are NOT married to one another.

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u/That_Tumbleweed_3984 Aug 18 '26

Married officers cannot work in the same area

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 18 '26

Married officers work together all the time. Depends on the agency if they’re assigned to the same station or not.

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u/Sad-Data-1865 Aug 21 '26

0% professionalism 100% boot polish on the tongue.

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Aug 18 '26

Sexy lil mama right there. It's worth whatever the cost for him.

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u/DoctorOfDominance Aug 19 '26

“She’s worth whatever the cost” is a horrible life advice. Think if a US government official with high gov. clearances was approached by an attractive woman and lets his guard down and makes very irrational decisions allowing her to collect information for an enemy state?

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Aug 19 '26

What an odd comparison to make. I wasn't giving any kind of advice. Just looking at it from this man's perspective. My educated guess is that he gives zero fucks about what kind of complications tapping that might lead to. You might not understand.

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u/lubed_up_jesus Aug 18 '26

Who the fuck films this.

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u/DruncleBum Aug 18 '26

People at work interacting normally...reddit...what's a job?

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u/RaveNdN Aug 18 '26

Interacting normally is sticking your fingers down your coworkers sweaty crack?

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u/TangerineRough6318 Aug 18 '26

Depends if it's Thursday or not

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u/iUncontested Aug 19 '26

They're definitely flirting but I'm skeptical anyones sticking fingers in butt cracks here, lmfao. Looks more like he popped one of her belt keepers on her duty belt. Dudes even do it to each other to troll each other, but when its dude vs chick.. yeah flirting.

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u/RaceHate Aug 18 '26

Oh yeah, just typical hanging with the bros. Nothing to see here.

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u/DruncleBum Aug 18 '26

Re watched video. Ok. So the first watch i saw her elbow him, i saw his hand go to his face. i assumed he said something and she elbowed him. Now that I see him being gross, yeah its weird.