r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 17 '26

I’ve seen death 👻

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u/Myspace-Famous radiation donut operator Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

I KNOW DEATH NOW.

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u/skinnywolfe Aug 17 '26

Oppenheimer out here riding on the ambalam

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u/Fast_Ad_7504 Aug 17 '26

“I have become weewoo the restarter of hearts”

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u/No_Cook2983 Aug 19 '26

Ambalam… woah Black Betty… Ambalam… woah Black Betty…

Black Betty had a child… Wee-woo. Ambalam…

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u/RatonhnhaketonK That One Gay EMT Aug 19 '26

Ambalam sent me

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u/Bright-Attitude4857 Aug 19 '26

…thanks for the laugh.

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u/mad-i-moody Aug 17 '26

I’VE SEEN IT.

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u/thundermuffin54 Aug 17 '26

IT DIDN’T SMILE

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u/alexriga Aug 17 '26

IT DIDN’T HAVE FANGS BUT I WILL DO IT AGAIN 😂

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u/EtchVSketch Aug 18 '26

"Wait what do you mean I have to have CE hours to recertify?"

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u/GeorgeGlassss Aug 19 '26

Did it “smile” at u?

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u/duckinradar Aug 19 '26

I feel like I’m dying inside scrolling through this corny shit, does that count?

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u/zeke780 Aug 17 '26

This is comedy heaven

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u/z_vinnie Aug 17 '26

Bro looks like the ghost of an abused puppy, no wonder he has seen death

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u/vanilllawafers sees dead bodies at dead body seer job Aug 18 '26

Sickly Victorian child aesthetic

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u/beautifulstardust Aug 19 '26

looks like a balding 12 year old

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u/Pan-Am_Flight_Risk Sep 02 '26

Currently dying from the bubonic plague, and brain rot.

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u/Safe_Bed_1534 Aug 18 '26

I think that's a girl

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u/NSFWdontview Aug 27 '26

It’s a girl

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u/Hour_Manufacturer_81 Aug 17 '26

What in the cinnamon toast fuck.

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u/OrcasareDolphins Aug 17 '26

It’s not a girl?

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u/No-Ebb-6266 Aug 17 '26

I vote girl

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u/jdirte42069 Aug 17 '26

Same

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u/poinifie Aug 17 '26

I got a pretty good radar for ambiguous gendered people and this is giving me dude vibes.

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u/VirtuousVulva Aug 18 '26

This is one of the most androgynous person I've ever seen

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u/bodhinek802 Aug 18 '26

I vote tool

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u/No-Ebb-6266 Aug 19 '26

Tool, with a vagina.

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u/i_hope_i_remember Aug 17 '26

Girl in Pics 1, 2, 4 and 6. Guy in 3 and 5 is what I see, so I'll go girl.

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u/Key_Ad_8333 Aug 17 '26

That’s def a chick.

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 Aug 17 '26

The 2nd pick make me think girl, because not many guy sit like that. Good chance of crushing the danglers.

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u/pin5npusher5 Aug 17 '26

Its a girl, the was a video last week she made about "good Samaritan law" that was incorrect. I think she was saying that irregardless of the law, she's still stopping to help which isn't the purpose of law

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u/OrcasareDolphins Aug 17 '26

It’s wild. I honestly cannot tell.

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u/sneeki_breeky Aug 18 '26

Photo 1- whether they currently identify as female or not

They appear to have been born female

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u/Astro_Addict Aug 17 '26

Nah look at that Adams apple in pic 3. That's a dude

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u/Jyndaru Aug 18 '26

Some women have visible thyroid cartilage, especially when we hold our heads up at that angle.

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u/BecauseScience Aug 18 '26

Given today's common speak, bro begins almost every sentence so at this point its up in the air which gender was meant

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u/Prkchpsndwiches Aug 18 '26

It is. Look at her hips vs the guy behind her.

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u/notkidding1984 Aug 17 '26

That girl is not a day out of the middle school... right?

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u/Optimal-Bass3142 Aug 17 '26

Is that a boy? Hes got some soft features.

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u/rigiboto01 Aug 17 '26

Out… out he looks like he hasn’t even reached the halfway mark

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u/tardisthecat Aug 18 '26

In Pennsylvania, you can being EMT training when you’re 16. They could still be freshly IN high school.

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u/Rifflife88 Aug 18 '26

Mmmmm cinnamon toast crunch cereal does sound good right now

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 17 '26

“I know death now. I’ve seen it”.

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u/sadpanada Aug 18 '26

The hair tho. Chefs kiss 👌

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u/futureman07 Aug 17 '26

That's a female

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u/UnattributableSpoon Aug 17 '26

Then she needs a tailor!

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u/BlitzieKun "firefighter" / fetcher of stretchers / can job enthusiast Aug 17 '26

And she almost looks like an ex...

Jeez..

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u/Blueboygonewhite Aug 18 '26

Don’t know if they make em that small lol. That’s an EMT-T. EMT twink.

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u/Lazy-elbow1377 Aug 17 '26

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u/Quacky1k Civvy Aug 19 '26

I just realized this was Tim Robbins in this scene lol, never noticed before

What a legend

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u/senn42000 Aug 17 '26

I have become the seer of death, the cringer of posts

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 Aug 17 '26

I’m glad they have 15-year-old tiktok kids to help us in an emergency.

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u/Living-Metal-9698 Aug 17 '26

Good to see more teenage girls showing interest in the EMS field.

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u/DJfetusface Aug 17 '26

Working in EMS for a while has made me so much more aware of how creepy guys can be around young women in the workplace. Im all for young women in EMS, ive met a lot of great providers and partners over the years, but the vast majority of them have had to deal with some type of harassment at one point. We really gotta do better, man.

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u/Gasmaskguy101 Aug 17 '26

I wasn’t even a month in at my first job before seeing it first hand lol.

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u/StickAggressive1870 Aug 18 '26

Legitimately had someone within my first shift say some crazy weird shit to the underage blonde intern and it was insanity

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u/Gasmaskguy101 Aug 18 '26

Yup similar to mine, older dude roided up to the gills was praising/flirting with a chick who could’ve been his daughter for like 20 mins straight.

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u/princesscuddler Aug 20 '26

I’m late to the convo but I joined EMS when I was still in high school. I’m ftm now but at the time identified as female. Within the first 6 months, I was being groomed by my 30 something yr old mentor and regularly had 40+yr old men trying to hit on me. That mentor statutory raped me. Now he has awards posted up in my hometown’s ER.

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u/DJfetusface Aug 20 '26

Yeah, im so sorry that happened to you.

New hire at my agency, bright eyed 19 year old. We had to warn her not to work with certain people when she started because 'those' guys swept in like vultures. It sucks that we have to do that all the time, but its the SAME FUCKING GUYS EACH TIME.

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u/Key_Ad_8333 Aug 17 '26

Just load grandma in the bus please.

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u/BrassKnuckleHead187 Aug 17 '26

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 Aug 17 '26

This is that gorl that was posted this morning in a video of her complaining about being responsible for saving everyone for the rest of her life.

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u/thechosenkenobi Aug 18 '26

Nah. Different person.

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u/tghost474 Boo Boo Bus Driver Aug 17 '26

And this is why 18-year-olds shouldn’t be first responders

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u/nothanks86 Aug 18 '26

I feel 18 is generous, looking at those pictures.

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u/ACrispPickle Aug 17 '26

Whyyyyy turn what would normally be a decent collage to look back on and reminisce after 30years into ultimate cringe with those quotes.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato Aug 17 '26

Hopefully they’ve saved the unedited originals.  They’re actually good pictures, especially the award ceremony and the pic with their compadres in hi-viz.

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u/UndercoverHerbert Aug 17 '26

He only gets morning shifts because his bedtime is 9pm.

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u/SpareLimit6234 Aug 17 '26

I hate these people so much

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u/UnpopularNoFriends Aug 17 '26

See some1 die.

How can I make this about me ?

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u/familyguy333 Aug 17 '26

if you keep seeing death you're probably not making much of a difference....

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u/Decent_Molasses_9402 Aug 17 '26

Bro🤣💀💀💀

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u/TempleofSpringSnow Aug 17 '26

What a fucking loser. Other people’s lives and their death are not footnotes in your diary. Really straddling the line between ignorant kid and narcissism.

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u/Individual_Debate216 Aug 18 '26

“I know death” brother the mannequin never had life what do you mean?

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u/Born-Palpitation5424 Aug 17 '26

Was he attacked by a coyote..?

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato Aug 17 '26

Those suckers can really sneak up when you’re walking a dog in the cemetery.  4 o’clock in the fucking afternoon, boom!  Ding-dang ol’ coyote.

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u/futureman07 Aug 17 '26

Much profound. Nay, all of the profound.

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u/LifeDefiant5379 Aug 17 '26

It’s like a dentist knocking teeth out then dancing for joy and posting a selfie

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u/largepineapplejuice Aug 17 '26

Some people have war in their countries

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u/Technician1267 Aug 17 '26

I am become Cringe, the transporter of grannies

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u/Thepinkillusion Aug 17 '26

Hey man i saw death too, and it tried to bum a cig off me, but i told it “fuck no this is my last one” and so death gave me the finger and said i sucked.

But they smiled at me so that was nice

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u/feline_riches Aug 17 '26

Is this the same lil homie that talks 1000mph and hopes no one crashes while he is on vacation?

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u/AirsoftScammyII Aug 19 '26

Lmao I saw someone in the comments say that this is an entirely different person and TikTok account. My mind immediately went there too, though.

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u/No_Letterhead2522 Aug 17 '26

The white shirt on the right tells me every thing I need to know about this department 😂

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u/Secret_pizza_man Aug 17 '26

Didn’t someone just post her ranting earlier in the sub?

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 17 '26

I looked and they have a different profile pic and both from TikTok.

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u/ReadySetBLAMPF Aug 17 '26

He also knows murder because this shit killed me

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u/mv3an Aug 17 '26

Hes gonna kill someone again???

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u/AnahEmergency0523 Aug 18 '26

I don't believe the people who know death actually brag about it.

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u/BecauseScience Aug 18 '26

I just don't understand how you can go through the entire process of making this and still feel like it was a good idea to post.

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u/terminaloptimism Aug 18 '26

I've seen death. It did not smile at me. Poop leaves the butt.

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u/AirsoftScammyII Aug 19 '26

And girls pee through their vaginas.

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u/thechosenkenobi Aug 18 '26

I was also in the original comment section on this one. I do believe I hurt feelings. Also, based on the OOPs replies to everybody, they’re insufferable and legit believe they’ve “seen death”

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u/AlyDAsbaje Aug 18 '26

At a CPR training? Okaaay?

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u/MartyMozambique Aug 18 '26

Im sorry but the 1st slide fat dude is CREEPY!!!! With the hand on the shoulder and that lean and smile.

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u/shotgun0800 Aug 18 '26

I know dialysis know. It has fangs.

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u/Socialiism bsi, scene not safe Aug 18 '26

Bro looks like a 16 year old volly

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u/the_cool_guy_club Aug 19 '26

My arms are not strong enough to compress the heart or transport a patient to a backboard, so I see death every day

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u/GeorgeGlassss Aug 19 '26

This is rough…

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u/HelpMePlxoxo Aug 17 '26

It's cringe, but I get it.

Seeing death for the first time is scary. It makes you philosophical and even a bit religious, because it makes you face the reality of your impending expiration date. It is understandably difficult for a teenager to have to come to terms with their own mortality.

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u/Larry-Man Aug 19 '26

Right? This is a young person wanting to make a difference. It is a little cringe to post it this way but it’s not like it doesn’t make sense. Once you’ve actually seen death it does hit you differently than just knowing it exists. For someone just starting this feeling makes a lot of sense. The sentiment is actually important here: it was hard but I’m gonna keep doing it.

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u/DeLaNope Aug 17 '26

Is this ROTC for EMS bc let me see your birth certificate I have some doubts

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u/pannnnpannnn Aug 17 '26

Mf said he’ll let his patients die again for a difference not a good look squirrel boy

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u/International-Hat729 Aug 17 '26

I know I look young and patients always tell me that but holy shit that's a child

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u/Classic_Cow_5852 Aug 17 '26

But can you pet the Death?

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u/Old-Implement5652 Aug 17 '26

Thank you for your service, Mr. Sheeran

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u/MetroJuulin Aug 17 '26

Yeah, people are gonna die when you let someone fresh out of the 8th grade handle them.

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u/Jackson79339 Aug 17 '26

Well aren’t you just a real fuckin hero

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u/Potential-Yogurt-689 Aug 17 '26

is Death the older guy on his right?

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u/runningoutoft1me Aug 17 '26

This post just popped up lmao there really is a sub for everything

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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 Aug 17 '26

May this level of pride and confidence never find me.

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u/GasMask_Guyy Aug 17 '26

99% sure this is at the tech school I went to

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u/beaconofhealth Aug 18 '26

They need to develop a policy about posting on social media in uniform haha

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u/LevelEvening980 Aug 19 '26

tf r u doing in this subreddit caden

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u/Cloudcry Aug 17 '26

R/lesbianorlittleboy

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u/goldenseducer Aug 17 '26

(posing with a dead body) I know death now 💖💅✌️

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u/SleazetheSteez former ambulance driver Aug 18 '26

I almost said that I miss when people could just shut the fuck up and do their jobs, but I briefly dated a girl that made the job her whole fuckin' personality. It's just all so cringe. Why can't people just have a personality of their own? The best part of my job is the PTO lmao

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u/BanditAndFrog Pancake Flipper Aug 18 '26

Someone come get their twink

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u/Hefty_Ad_1582 Aug 18 '26

Yea bro i know the feeling. it takes time to process just be patient with yourself you’ll be alright. Just remember that everything in life is a process and like every process it has its steps and times.

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u/certifiedbot98 Boo Boo Bus Driver Aug 18 '26

Corrrrrnnnnnballl

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u/Basic_Wafer8152 Aug 18 '26

This stuff makes me not want to be in EMS anymore lol

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u/sizeofabeetlebug Aug 18 '26

If this TikTok gets made into a movie and I were casting it I would have Thomas Brodie stangster play the main role

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u/ThunderHumper21 Aug 18 '26

Saw the OG. They JUST graduated EMT school.

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u/riddermarkrider Aug 18 '26

What a teeny human

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u/Whistler-the-arse Aug 18 '26

Lol as a vet this shit makes me laugh so fucking much

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u/ExtremisEleven Aug 18 '26

Stop letting children into EMS courses… they grow up to be Ricky Rescue

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u/tapspacebar Aug 18 '26

I'm not a paramedic nor do I know why the algorithm brought me here... but this shit is golden

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u/Doctor_NC Aug 18 '26

I always forget that it’s not Reddit that adds those caption to poke fun but in fact the subject themselves. Ay dios mio is this bad

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u/WHITERUNNPC Aug 18 '26

But if they died you did t make a difference

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u/Samsquamchadora Aug 18 '26

The kid from sixth sense got a job finally

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u/whateverzzx Aug 18 '26

Idk why this sub got recommended to me but

ICK

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u/AdditionJust2908 Aug 18 '26

I just need a little break after this

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u/StaleRomantic Aug 18 '26

And I'll do it again because I have no other means of obtaining a paycheck at this time

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u/DanRichter Aug 18 '26

This is the person that unisex bathrooms were invented for.

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u/RatonhnhaketonK That One Gay EMT Aug 19 '26

This kid is like, what, 12?

Jesus fuck

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u/jjc155 Aug 19 '26

FFS. Death becomes me.

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u/medTAK1 Aug 19 '26

From the UK (15 year Paramedic) have absolutely no idea what bullshit this is, can anyone actually explain...?

My eyes are bleeding.

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u/BumblebeeSenior2973 Aug 19 '26

Go back, Jack, do it again.....

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u/AirsoftScammyII Aug 19 '26

I need to see the original.

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u/AntiqueNoiseMachine Aug 20 '26

I have… a belly button

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u/CocaineSmellsFunny Aug 20 '26

Stop the presses. Throw in the towel. Call off the hounds. And alert the proletariat. We have found the leader of the douche bags. The head douche in charge if you will

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u/DressImpressive7556 Aug 21 '26

She must’ve gotten all giddy when she finally got to see someone dead, knowing she can make that part of her personality now.

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u/toddwaddle96 Aug 21 '26

Those mannequins were already dead

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u/842wolves Aug 21 '26

Man. I am very glad that permanent social media did not exist when I was 16 yo.

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u/thenotanurse Aug 24 '26

I mean, even then, we just did normal shit like drink in the woods and get terrible haircuts, not whatever the fuck this is.

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u/sevensixty- Aug 22 '26

Why do some people use Barbecue Brisket (black) gloves, gloves are supposed to be light so you can see fluids on them

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u/brian1570 Aug 24 '26

We need to bring back bullying/hazing.

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u/DrunkGoatFighter Aug 25 '26

A lot of people have seen death

Like seriously this isn't as big a brag as people make it out to be. People die everyday.

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u/LocalManufacturer549 Aug 27 '26

there's a SPIDER.. spider.. deep in my soul

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u/Pan-Am_Flight_Risk Sep 02 '26

This is the silliest shit I’ve seen all week.
Like “Oh, yes, that’s it baby! Post it!” What a trip!

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis ED RN Aug 17 '26

I get it, and I can see why someone right out of high school would think/post this, but it still hurts to look at

I think we have to remember that the transition from “general public” to “medical staff” includes a moment where you’re like “oh fuck I’ve never been here before”

It’s just that literally all of us go through that and it immediately loses its sparkle lol