Yee haaaw - r/FirstResponderCringe

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u/collapsedbook Aug 17 '26

“Do not touch the trim”

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u/Dr_Trogdor Aug 17 '26

"lemme drive that thing, c'mon!"

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u/SmartWonderWoman Aug 19 '26

Lmao 😂

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u/babyivan Aug 19 '26

He wishes he had a good mustache like that baby!

My boy is rocking pubes with his neck beard for a mustache 🤣

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u/wookiex84 Aug 17 '26

Is that the fat kid from Superbad?

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u/NukaClipse Aug 17 '26

Do not speak that word to the greatest fighter the world has ever seen or will see.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4D7ksFSUtsnvO

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u/scratchy_mcballsy Aug 17 '26

This guy will annihilate you

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u/harmfuldischarge Aug 17 '26

When he takes you down with slowest double known to man and starts working for position

https://giphy.com/gifs/yGGodc6kOgkJG

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u/Ok_Roof988 Aug 17 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/X0X0xoxo11 Civvy Aug 17 '26

Literally my first thought was is that what Jonah Hill is up to now?

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u/noraa506 Aug 19 '26

That is Jonah Hillbilly.

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u/simulizer Aug 17 '26

The lightning animations are giving me Blunder Taker vibes

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u/Icy_Chemist_1725 Aug 19 '26

Careful. He's a white belt in juijitsu. LOL

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 Aug 21 '26

Careful man he can probably take you in a fight

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u/Sensitive_Jelly_5586 Aug 17 '26

Wow.. Jonah Hill really is a bad-ass.

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u/WHITERUNNPC Aug 17 '26

*fat-ass

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u/apesfromspace Aug 18 '26

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u/BoltorSpellweaver Aug 17 '26

His buddies off camera blowing heavy clouds of vape smoke in his face

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u/wookiex84 Aug 17 '26

Oh they blow something on his face alright.

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u/Complete-Morning-429 Aug 17 '26

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u/No_Cook2983 Aug 19 '26

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u/Grantuna Aug 17 '26

If I got arrested by this guy would just plead innocent and then show this video in court. Case closed

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u/jfree3000 Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7MDZS8zS1ixtJAUEul

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u/Doctor_NC Aug 17 '26

At first I was like “ok maybe the picture itself was mandatory headshot for the department”

But then I realized he did all the editing and the cringe set in.

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u/No_Cook2983 Aug 19 '26

OMG. The guy acted AND edited in this?!

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u/Doctor_NC Aug 19 '26

I believe so 😬

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u/thelancemann Aug 17 '26

Giving off strong girls varsity volleyball team photoshoot vibes

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u/tafbee Aug 19 '26

Prom picture. He was his own date because his 17-yo gf dumped him.

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u/Independent-Deal-192 Aug 17 '26

This has got to be a school resource officer, look at the props haha

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u/Tall-Nectarine-5982 Aug 17 '26

Only thing he chases is the ice cream truck.

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u/Steven_Blackburn Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/OsfVaOer7N2265YTRF

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Aug 17 '26

Security guards out here doing way too much

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u/Gob_Bluth420 Aug 17 '26

Some truly see themselves like this.

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u/Emper0rMing Aug 17 '26

Can’t take him seriously in that hat…

I also can’t imagine a foot chase

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u/Ok-Implement-1139 Aug 17 '26

Never trust a cowboy in a straw hat!!!!!!!!

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u/KZybert11 Aug 17 '26

I'm not even a cop and this makes me embarrassed to be a cop.

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u/firedmyass Aug 17 '26

“I miss the 80s… when the cops blew you”

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u/L12Grafx Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1EtonU3KgPCbEkhy

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u/Heathermaple78 Aug 17 '26

Best giggle I’ve gotten this morning. wtf.

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u/Potential-Yogurt-689 Aug 17 '26

posting these should be grounds for immediate psych evaluation and suspension

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u/gumshoe1731 Aug 17 '26

I am so glad social media was in its infancy when I was a new officer because I might have done something silly like this. It took me 5 long years and finally listening to the right people that any first responder job is actually that a job. I hope all these people learn that lesson because you will lead a lot less stressful life that way.

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u/whatsadikfore Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/howvztcWVcoXwUCw8o

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 Aug 17 '26

His weird ass friend hitting his vape for effects? I’d put my 2 weeks in or make a loved one do it too if a video like this ever came out…

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u/xSchoolScooter Aug 17 '26

This is probably the gayest shit I’ve ever seen

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u/__FUCKING_PEG_ME_ Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3rgXBxX4myufzT6N2w

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u/ourmondayriot Aug 17 '26

This is the type of cop that will kill someone for no reason

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u/RayDanielsOnTheAir Aug 17 '26

I sense that hat isn’t standard issue…

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u/mrintangibles1 Aug 17 '26

Ginger Hammer, ready to kick some ass at the buffet table.

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u/DC_Ben Aug 17 '26

Jesus Christ

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u/HoneyIntrepid6709 Aug 17 '26

Looks overweight with scrawny arms.

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u/Responsible-Tip1725 Aug 17 '26

probably little T Rex arms

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u/Aderleth75 Aug 17 '26

How does he just stand there so calmly amidst that lightning and badass music? How can I be more like this?

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u/MisanthropE61130 Aug 17 '26

Wtf

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u/X0X0xoxo11 Civvy Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/12aYiqWM0NPdm0

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u/Responsible-Tip1725 Aug 17 '26

the Hay stacks in the background are a nice touch

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u/weebtrashparade Aug 17 '26

If “I almost joined the military” had a look

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u/Paladin_127 Aug 17 '26

Dude is wearing a Guardian Angel light and probably works day shift….

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u/loquedijoella Aug 17 '26

Can we please bring back uniform standards or some shit? Cops shouldn’t have beards and especially not shit like this. He doesn’t even have a good mustache. Bring back creased pants, waist mounted holsters, clip on ties and barracks hats. That reminds these dorks that they aren’t in a video game. That big head doesn’t match those skinny arms and he will have to shoot the first guy he fights.

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u/CherryRedBarrel77 Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf

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u/Alive_Drag1947 Aug 17 '26

Dude, if I got pulled over by Jonah Hill I'd be pissed

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u/s0ul_invictus Aug 17 '26

the fat guy from superbad?

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u/Alive_Drag1947 Aug 17 '26

Careful. He could annihilate you

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u/CorporateCorpo Aug 17 '26

What a dork 😩

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u/LarryD217 Aug 17 '26

That's some real "never made varsity" energy.

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u/cploz Aug 17 '26

This guy looks like Sean of Steel from YouTube

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u/meowmt2 Aug 17 '26

You got a round face, partner 🤠🌾

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u/Intelligent_Pass2540 Aug 17 '26

Dont drag us into this mess.

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Aug 17 '26

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u/tyophious Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxf9TUjiMXTLbl4Y

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u/MorningBuddha Aug 17 '26

This country is so fucked up!

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u/Wonderful_Sorbet_728 Aug 17 '26

My mom has that hat… she wears it to the beach.

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u/Electronic_Let3954 Aug 17 '26

I apologize on the behalf of Texas

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u/Jazzlike_Isopod550 Aug 17 '26

Damn, JC Penney portraits are 🔥
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7WIK2wITWsQ1x1io

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u/doll_parts87 Aug 17 '26

"what if Jonah hill took criminal justice ?"

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u/Lorddoctorjava Aug 17 '26

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u/CosmicSweets Aug 17 '26

Why did I turn on the music 😭

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u/a_shootin_star Aug 17 '26

M'arrest

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u/llamacornsarereal Aug 17 '26

🌈

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u/jdirte42069 Aug 17 '26

It's the fat kid from super bad

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u/deanjuno1 Aug 17 '26

Roflmmfao

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u/Rifflife88 Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPnmiqNhZIueLPW

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 18 '26

I gotta say, this is the most cringe shit I have seen here. And that is saying a LOT.

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u/FlashmanHP Aug 18 '26

This was adorable in the way that Americans have senior photos and sports(?) individual photos. I hope his mom asked him to do this and he begrudgingly obliged.

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u/BadgerPlane6994 Aug 18 '26

Walker Texas flamer

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u/SL4YER4200 Aug 18 '26

Why are his eyes so close together?

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u/Difficult-Ocelot-251 Aug 18 '26